Thursday, November 29, 2018

The Shenoa Report Week 13 '18 #theshenoareport


The Shenoa Report
November 29, 2018
Regular Season Week 13

I can’t believe that this weekend is December. 2018 flew by, as did this football season. We are in lucky week 13. There are no more byes now so you’ll have a chance to see 16 games each week till the end of the regular season. The Giants lost this past weekend, as they probably will again this Sunday but I did win in fantasy this week and I did really well on my picks, 12-3!!!   I hope you had a wonderful Thanksgiving and that you are not still eating leftovers.

Let’s recap week twelve.

Bears @ Lions 23-16
The Bears didn’t seem to need Mitch Trubisky, who was out with a sore shoulder on Thanksgiving, Chase Daniel was able to lead Chicago to victory and just like so many other Thanksgivings the Lions lost yet another game.

Redskins @ Cowboys 23-31
Amari Cooper went off scoring two touchdowns, one of them 90 yards, in Dallas’ victory over the Redskins. Of course my opponent in fantasy would have Cooper. Smh. Dallas usually wins on Thanksgiving.

Falcons @ Saints 17-31
This game was actually closer than I expected it to be. Drew Brees had four touchdowns, which is pretty normal for him as of late. The Saints have won 10 in a row and officially eliminated the Falcons from playoff contention with this win. Happy Thanksgiving Falcons fans…

Jaguars @ Bills 21-24
The big topic of conversation for this game was the touchdown-not-touchdown that turned into a massive fight leading to the ejection of Leonard Fournette of the Jags and Shaq Lawson of the Bills. Fournette had already scored two touchdowns before his ejection and the Jags might have won the game if he hadn’t lost his cool and been able to finish the game. Bills QB Josh Allen took advantage of the situation by leading the team to victory in the fourth quarter.

Browns @ Bengals 35-20
The Bengals have really fallen apart. Andy Dalton left the game and was later placed on IR for a thumb injury. The Browns, on the other hand, had a stellar game. Baker Mayfield had four touchdowns and went 19-26 on completions. The Browns were reunited with former head coach Hue Jackson as he’s now one of the coaches for the Bengals. Can we say awkward turtle.

Patriots @ Jets 27-13
In a desperate attempt to actually win one week in fantasy I picked up the Patriots defense. It paid off and for the first time in three weeks my defense didn’t give me negative points. The Patriots did what the Patriots do and dominated the Jets. Poor Jets. So glad I didn’t start the Jets defense…  

NY Giants @ Eagles 22-25
The Giants won the first half, the Eagles won the second half, and once again it came down to a field goal at the end of the game to put the Eagles on top. I don’t think Pat Shurmer is a good head coach. Like I said the Giants controlled the first half and scored on consecutive drives, never punting. Saquan Barkley was a beast and had two touchdowns. Then the second half started and Saquan wasn’t even in a couple of series. Pathetic coaching. You don’t “fix” what isn’t broken.  

49ers @ Buccaneers 9-27
Jamis Winston started this game for the Bucs and coincidently got them the win. I think the Bucs are going with the two quarterback method, trading Winston and Fitzpatrick back and forth to see who has less interceptions. Winston should get the start next week as he didn’t have as many interceptions as Fitzpatrick had the week before.

Seahawks @ Panthers 30-27
Panthers fans thought they had the win until their kicker, Graham Gano, missed a 52 yard field goal which set up a short drive for the Seahawks to go down, make a 31 yard field goal of their own, and win the game. It’s been a tough year for kickers.

Raiders @ Ravens 17-34
The Raiders actually led the game in the first quarter until the Ravens defense woke up. It was pretty slow going for the Raiders after that and much more typical. Ray Lewis will be happy with the Ravens defense this game.

Cardinals @ Chargers 10-45
The Chargers sure did shake off last week’s loss as they annihilated the Cardinals.   

Steelers @ Broncos 17-24
This game was great fun to watch, especially if you are not a Steelers fan. It was nice to see them lose for a change, even though the best play of the game was a faked field goal from Boswell that he threw for a touchdown. Unfortunately, in my stupid fantasy league Boswell didn’t get credit for the touchdown rather a missed field goal. I am so glad I dropped Boswell weeks ago. I might have to drop this fantasy league next season too.

Dolphins @ Colts 24-27
The Colts have won five in a row now despite Andrew Luck’s two interceptions during this game. It was Colts Adam Vinatieri who kicked the game winning field goal as time expired to give Indianapolis the win.

Packers @ Vikings 17-24
This was another fun game to watch, especially because I started Kirk Cousins as my QB this week in fantasy. Cousins didn’t disappoint but I’m sure Packer fans, as well as Aaron Rodgers, are really disappointed with this season. The Packers never seemed to be able to get things going during this game.
Titans @ Texans
I’m also glad that I didn’t start the Titans defense this week. The Texans seemed to walk all over the Titans offensively and defensively. A rather entertaining game to watch and I finally got a win in fantasy thanks to DeAndre Hopkins and Ka’imi Faibairn.


WEEK 13

Thursday, November 29th

Saints [10-1] @ Cowboys [6-5] (8:20pm FOX/NFLN)
I’m pretty sure that the Saints will win this game. I will be shocked and amazed otherwise. I’m picking the Saints.


Sunday, December 2nd  

Ravens [6-5] @ Falcons [4-7] (1pm CBS)
I’m picking the Ravens to win this game even though they have trouble on the road; the Falcons have just as much trouble at home.

Broncos [5-6] @ Bengals [5-6] (1pm CBS)
I don’t think that the Bengals have a chance without Andy Dalton. I’m picking the Broncos to win this game.

Rams [10-1] @ Lions [4-7] (1pm FOX)
I’m picking the Rams to win this game. They should be fresh off their bye and ready to go.  

Cardinals [2-9] @ Packers [4-6-1] (1pm FOX)
I’m picking the Packers to win this game. They haven’t had a good win in awhile so the Cardinals should boost their spirits.  

Bills [4-7] @ Dolphins [5-6] (1pm CBS)
I’m picking the Dolphins to win this game depending on which Bills team shows up. The Bills won last week so they probably won’t win this week.


Bears  [8-3] @ Giants [3-8] (1pm FOX)
Yikes. Sorry Gmen I’m picking the Bears to win this game. I’ll be rooting for the Giants and also thankful that I don’t have to work on Sunday so I can watch the game at home. Football Shenoa shouldn’t be in public during this game, I imagine it’ll be ugly; the game and Football Shenoa. I think it’s time to get the knitting needles out.

Panthers [6-5] @ Buccaneers [4-7] (1pm FOX)
I’m picking the Panthers to win this game even though they are 1-4 on the road and the Bucs are 3-2 at home. I think the Panthers are going to bounce back from their loss to the Seahawks. Gano will probably kick the game winning field goal.

Colts [6-5] @ Jaguars [3-8] (1pm CBS)
I’m going to pick the Colts to win this game especially because Leonard Fournette has been suspended one game after the fight in Buffalo.

Browns [4-6-1] @ Texans [7-3] (1pm CBS)
I’m going to pick the Texans to win this game but I imagine it’ll be a fun close game to watch.

Jets [3-8] @ Titans [5-5] (4:05pm CBS)
I’m going with the Titans this week against the Jets. I have both defenses but I think I’m going to bench them both…  

Chiefs [9-2] @ Raiders [2-9] (4:05pm CBS)
The Chiefs are also fresh off their bye so I will be picking them to win this game. I would be picking them regardless; I mean they are playing the Raiders.  

Vikings [6-4-1] @ Patriots [8-3] (4:25pm FOX)
The Vikings just might upset the Pats at home, and that would be awesome. That being said I’m going to pick the Patriots to win.

49ers [2-9] @ Seahawks [6-5] (4:25pm FOX)
I’m picking the Seahawks to win this game. I’m starting Seattle’s defense and I really hope they don’t let me down.

Chargers [8-3] @ Steelers [7-3-1]  (8:20pm NBC)
The Steelers are pretty unhappy about losing to the Broncos. I hope they lose two in a row. I think that the Chargers can win this game but I’m going to pick the Steelers to win.
Monday, December 3rd  
Redskins [6-5] @ Eagles [5-6] (8:15pm ESPN)
With Alex Smith in I would pick the Redskins, but because he is out for the rest of the season I’m going to have to pick the Eagles to win this game.





GO GMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks for the edit Eric!

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