Thursday, December 6, 2018

The Shenoa Report Week 14 '18 #theshenoareport


The Shenoa Report
December 6, 2018
Regular Season Week 14

Week 13 was another weird and strange weekend. Teams that nobody expected to win actually won and teams that were expected to win lost. I mean, no one thought the Cowboys would beat the Saints, the Cardinals would beat the Packers, the Bucs would beat the Panthers, or the Giants would beat the Bears. But it all happened on week 13. I also can’t believe the Giants won. I of course lost in fantasy, it’s kind of my thing this year. I’m 5-8 on the season, only one game better than the Giants, only because the Giants got a bye week from all of their beatings. This is the first year that I haven’t made it to the fantasy football playoffs. Insert angry face here.  I went 10-6 in my picks, and would have done much better if the before mentioned teams had different, more likely outcomes. Now don’t get me wrong, I am elated that the Giants won, but would you have picked them to beat the 8-3 Bears?
The end of the regular season is near. Some head coaches have already lost their jobs, including Mike McCarthy, former head coach of the Packers. I guess when you lose to a 2-9 team it doesn’t look too good for you. Anyway…  
Let’s recap week thirteen.

Saints @ Cowboys 10-13
I still can’t believe that the Saints lost this game. They did not look like the Saints for sure. It was almost as if the two teams switched jerseys. New Orleans never really got anything started and the Cowboys did a really good job of shutting down their running game. The outcome was shocking to say the least.

Ravens @ Falcons 26-16
It’s hard to think with the way they have been playing this year, that just a couple years ago the Falcons were going to the Super Bowl. They have one of the best receivers in the league, in Julio Jones, and still can’t get anything going. The Ravens defense continues to make Ray Lewis proud and a little giddy each week on Inside the NFL, so that’s fun. It’s a good thing that the Ravens offense isn’t as good as their defense otherwise they would be pretty hard to beat.  

Broncos @ Bengals 24-10
The Broncos have now won three in a row. Phillip Lindsay, rookie running back, ran all over the Bengals defense putting up over 150 yards and two touchdowns. It’s pretty safe to say that the Bengals will not be making the postseason this year.

Rams @ Lions 30-16
The Rams clinched the NFC West title with this win over the Lions. Todd Gurley was his normal self, scoring two touchdowns and over 130 yards rushing. The Lions at least showed up to the game, a little bit.   

Cardinals @ Packers 20-17
I’m really surprised that the Cardinals won this game. I don’t think anyone picked the Packers to lose. Not only did they lose the game, they also lost their head coach, Mike McCarthy, who was fired shortly after the game.

Bills @ Dolphins 17-21
I didn’t think that the Bills would win this game but it’s kind of funny to think that if they didn’t have some costly penalties they just might have. The big penalty was on Jordan Phillips for taunting his former team, which set up a touchdown that pretty much sealed the win for Miami.


Bears @ Giants 27-30 OT
Our good friends, one being a huge Bears fan, invited us over to watch the game. I of course had zero expectations of a win, let alone a close game. I thought it was going to be a blowout win for the Bears. I did suit up though, Giants earrings, football socks, Barkley jersey and even NY Giants underwear. I had all my good luck charms on. The day started off very shockingly with a pick six from Linebacker, Alec Ogletree, on the second play of the game. Ogletree had another interception later in the game. The Giants had already out performed in my opinion, but it didn’t stop there. The Giants and Bears went back and forth through the rain and the mud, battling till the end of overtime. OBJ had two touchdowns, one passing and one receiving, and Saquan practiced his hurdling skills to setup a score late in the game. It was a great game, an intense game, and at times a really ugly game. On the Bears side of the ball the greatest play was when nose tackle, Akiem Hicks plowed through the Giants D line on fourth down on the one yard line to score a touchdown Refrigerator Perry style. Overtime was excruciating. Rosas was clutch all game and made all attempted field goals, which ultimately gave us the win. The Bears fumbled the ball 3 different times on their final drive and when their quarterback went deep on fourth down and had his pass knocked down by Jackrabbit Jenkins I leapt out of my chair and started screaming. My friend’s upstairs neighbor texted her to make sure no one was getting murdered… It was a good game. GMEN!!!!

Panthers @ Buccaneers 17-24
The Panthers did not bounce back after their loss last week and have only buried themselves deeper losing to division rivals with a mediocre record. I mean the Bucs are so bad this year the owner was giving away tickets for free just to get people into the stands. I guess it worked.

Colts @ Jaguars 0-6
The Jags shut out the Colts but the Colts defense still put up ridiculous points in my fantasy league. You guessed it, my opponent started the Colts defense. Smh.  

Browns @ Texans 13-29
The Texans have now won nine in a row! The defense intercepted Baker Mayfield 3 times, one of which was a pick 6. As a Giants fan, I’m happy to say that we beat the Texans this year… just saying.

Jets @ Titans 22-26
I took a poll before this game to see which defense I should start. The Titans won the poll so I started them. They actually did better than the Seahawks, which was the defense I was going to go with. The score didn’t start out favoring the Titans defense as the Jets had 10 points on the board within the first 5 minutes of the game. I thought I had made a huge mistake. But things got better and I actually didn’t finish with negative numbers with my defense this week and they did better than the Seahawks.

Chiefs @ Raiders 40-33
It’s safe to say that both the Chiefs and Raiders defense was pretty much non existent. I think the Raiders scored more points this game than they have all season. Patrick Mahomes threw four touchdown passes to join Peyton Manning and Tom Brady as the only quarterbacks to reach the 40 touchdown mark through twelve games. Mahomes is crazy good.  

Vikings @ Patriots 10-24
This was Bill Belichick’s 250th win with the Patriots. The Patriots simply out played the Vikings. I had the Pats defense on my bench and started Cousins. Maybe I should have reversed it.

49ers @ Seahawks 16-43
Yikes. This was the game I was expecting the Giants to have. Not a good day for the 49ers. Fun fact, Russell Wilson threw 3 first-half touchdowns on just four completions. Russell had a really good day, as well as the rest of the Seahawks.

Chargers @ Steelers 33-30
This game was GREAT to watch! Especially the part at the end when the Steelers lost. It only took the Chargers kicker three attempts in the final seconds to win the game. The Steelers defense jumped offsides THREE times during the field goal attempt. Michael Badgley missed the first two attempts but because of the offsides calls he got to try again, and everyone knows the third time’s the charm. Even though the Steelers were offsides the third time the penalty was waived, the kick was good, and the game was over!

Redskins @ Eagles 13-28
This game was ugly, but at the same time it gives some hope for the Giants to beat the Redskins and the Eagles to beat the Cowboys next week. Carson Wentz looked like his old self before the knee injury and the rest of the team followed in stride. I was hoping for a tie but alas the Eagles won.


WEEK 14

Thursday, December 6th

Jaguars [4-8 ] @ Titans [6-6] (8:20pm FOX/NFLN)
The Jags played stellar defense last week. Can they do it two weeks in a row? I don’t think so. I’m picking the Titans to win this game. And because I didn’t make it to the playoffs I don’t care who’s defense I start.



Sunday, December 9th  

Jets [3-9] @ Bills [4-8] (1pm CBS)
Depending on what teams actually show up for this game… It’s a real toss up. I’ll pick the Bills to win but I wouldn’t be surprised if they got crushed.

Panthers [6-6] @ Browns [4-7-1] (1pm FOX)
The Panthers are in a downward spiral as of late and have only won one road game all season. The Browns just might beat them. It’s not supposed to be very warm in Cleveland either. I’m going to pick the Browns to win this game. (This will certainly ensure a Panthers win.)

Falcons [4-8] @ Packers [4-7-1] (1pm FOX)
With an interim head coach the Packers just might win this game. They do better at home, only losing once this season. At this point they are just playing for pride, what little they have left anyway.  I’m picking the Packers to win this game.

Ravens [7-5] @ Chiefs [10-2] (1pm CBS)
The Chiefs are perfect at home and you don’t mess with perfection. I’m picking the Chiefs to win this game.

Patriots [9-3] @ Dolphins [6-6] (1pm CBS)
I would love to see the Patriots lose but every time I pick them to lose they win. So, I’m picking the Patriots to win, in hopes that they lose to the Dolphins. The Dolphins are 5-1 at home while the Patriots are 3-3 on the road...

Saints  [10-2] @ Buccaneers [5-7] (1pm FOX)
Hopefully the Saints bounce back from that awful game on Thursday night to beat the Bucs at home. I think they will win. I’m picking the Saints.

NY Giants [4-8] @ Redskins [6-6] (1pm FOX)
You know, The Giants really actually could win this. Landon Collins is out for the rest of the year on IR with a shoulder injury but I like the odds against the Redskins. I said, until the Giants win two in a row I wouldn’t pick them to win. They have done their part, so I am doing mine. I’m picking the Giants to win this game. Don’t let me down boys. GO GMEN!!!!!!

Colts [6-6] @ Texans [9-3] (1pm CBS)
I think that the Texans can win 10 in a row. I’m picking them for the win.

Bengals [5-7] @ Chargers [9-3] (4:05pm CBS)
I’m picking the Chargers for the win. Hopefully Keenan Allen will have a monster of a game and I’ll win the consolation bracket…

Broncos [6-6] @ 49ers [2-10] (4:05pm CBS)
I’m picking the Broncos to win this game. The Broncos have been looking really good lately.

Eagles [6-6] @ Cowboys [7-5] (4:25pm FOX)
I need the Eagles to win to keep things super close in the division. I think they can win. But the Cowboys are more likely to win this game. I’m picking the Cowboys.

Steelers [7-4-1] @ Raiders [2-10] (4:25pm FOX)
I’m picking the Steelers to win this game. But maybe just maybe the Raiders will upset. It’s not likely.

Lions [4-8] @ Cardinals [3-9] (4:25pm FOX)
I’m picking the Lions to win this game, although the Cardinals played upset last week over the Packers.

Rams [11-1] @ Bears [8-4]  (8:20pm NBC)
This should be a really good game to watch. I’m picking the Rams to win because of Todd Gurley.  

Monday, December 10th  

Vikings [6-5-1] @ Seahawks [7-5] (8:15pm ESPN)
I think I’m going to have to go with the Seahawks at home. They are playing some really good football lately and the Vikings have been slipping.


GO GMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks for the edit Eric!

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