The Shenoa Report
December 22, 2018
Regular Season Week
16
It’s hard to believe it’s almost Christmas. I walked outside to
soak up the sun and it was 65 degrees this afternoon, in NY on 12/21. The tree
is lit and the Christmas music is on as I write this report but it feels more
like a September afternoon. You may think that this report was posted late this
week, but because there wasn’t a game on Thursday night I decided to post it
later. I went 8-8 in my picks, my worst week all season, but I won in my fantasy
consolation bracket so I’m still “alive” and playing for pride.
Let’s recap week fifteen.
Chargers @ Chiefs 29-28
The Chiefs absolutely blew this game! They had the win until they
fell apart letting Philip Rivers lead the Chargers to two touchdowns in the
final minutes of the game. Bahhhh …
Texans @ Jets 29-22
It was a touchdown from Watson to Hopkins in the final minutes of
the game to put the Texans on top for the win. I was pretty happy about this
being that I have Hopkins on my fantasy team.
Browns @ Broncos 17-16
You know, it’s hard when you’ve followed football for a long time
and the Browns have been so bad, for such a long time. You just expect them to
lose. They are proving everyone wrong this season and proved me wrong again
with their win over the Broncos.
Cardinals @ Falcons 14-40
My opponent had Matt Ryan, who lit it up for the first time all
season, of course, as the Falcons walked all over the Cardinals. Shocking, not
really, I mean they did play the Cardinals so they should have won the game.
Lions @ Bills 13-14
I think that every time I pick the Bills to lose they win and vise
versa. This was one of those times. But really, the Lions should have won this
game, I mean if their kicker had made that extra point they would have been
tied and needed overtime. Just saying.
Packers @ Bears 17-24
I think the Bears underestimated the Packers. They did come out on
top but it was a pretty close game, surprisingly. Aaron Rodgers threw an
interception for the first time in a ridiculous number of throws (402) ending
his streak.
Raiders @ Bengals 16-30
Joe Mixon had a good day for the Bengals, rushing for 129 yards
and two touchdowns in their win over the Raiders. I think the Raiders are just
glad they only have to play two more games this season.
Cowboys @ Colts 0-23
SHUT OUT!!!!! Some people thought I was crazy to not pick the
Cowboys to win this game. Who’s crazy now?! The Cowboys couldn’t stop the Colts
run game, especially Marlon Mack who rushed for a career high 139 yards and had
two touchdowns in this momentous win.
Dolphins @ Vikings 17-41
Finally, the Vikings had a good game. Dalvin Cook had a monster
game with a career high 136 yards with two touchdowns and a season high 19
carries for Minnesota. Kirk had two touchdowns and an interception in the win
over the Dolphins.
Titans @ NY Giants 17-0
Stupid Giants, stupid rain, stupid season. The Giants hadn’t been
shut out at home since 2003. Not a good streak to break. Thankfully the winery
was busy so I wasn’t able to watch any of the game while at work. Eli couldn’t
connect with his wide receivers, Saquan had trouble running in the rain, and
OBJ was out with an injury and won’t be returning any time soon. I guess I
should have played the Titans defense in fantasy this past week.
Redskins @ Jaguars 16-13
The Redskins quarterback, Josh Johnson, hadn’t started an NFL game
in more than seven years but he was able to lead his team to victory in this
stunning win over the Jags. I guess it wasn’t so stunning in that both teams are
pretty atrocious this season.
Buccaneers @ Ravens 12-20
The Ravens rookie QB, Lamar Jackson, did a fine job against the
Bucs defense. More importantly, they got the win too.
Seahawks @ 49ers 23-26 OT
This game was too close for the teams that were represented. The
Seahawks should have walked all over the 49ers. Instead, the 49ers won by a
field goal in overtime.
Patriots @ Steelers 10-17
It’s rare to see the Patriots lose back-to-back games… but they
did. I was surprised. The Steelers didn’t seem to miss running back James
Conner with rookie, Jaylen Samuels, taking the reins while Conner is injured.
Samuels had 19 carries for 142 yards. Not too shabby.
Eagles @ Rams 30-23
How is it that Nick Foles can beat the Rams but had Wentz started
the Eagles would have lost? I forgot that the Rams had already clinched the
playoff and didn’t have to win this game, but still, they should’ve won.
Saints @ Panthers 12-9
This game was much, much, much closer than I had
anticipated, but the Saints pulled it out in the end. Phew.
WEEK 16
Saturday, December 22nd
Redskins [7-7] @ Titans [8-6] (4:30pm NFLN)
I’m going to pick the Titans to win this game. They played lights
out last week and I think they will again this week.
Ravens [8-6] @ Chargers [11-3] (8:20pm NFLN)
I’m going to pick the Chargers to win this game. I don’t think the
Ravens defense is as good as Ray Lewis thinks it is.
Sunday, December 23rd
Bengals [6-8] @ Browns [6-7-1] (1pm CBS)
I’m picking the Browns to win this game. They are stronger at
home.
Buccaneers [5-9] @ Cowboys [8-6] (1pm FOX)
I’m picking the Cowboys to win this game but will not be one bit
disappointed if they lose.
Vikings [7-6-1] @ Lions [5-9] (1pm FOX)
I’m picking the Vikings to win this game. Though I’m not sure why.
I think they lost the last time they played the Lions.
NY Giants [5-9] @ Colts [8-6] (1pm CBS)
I have no expectation for the Giants to win this game. I just want
them to score a touchdown. Please don’t get shut out two weeks in a row. I’m
picking the Colts to win this game.
Jaguars [4-10] @ Dolphins [7-7] (1pm CBS)
Who knows with these two teams? I’m going to pick the Dolphins to
win, but again, wouldn’t be surprised one bit if the Jags won this game.
Bills [5-9] @ Patriots [9-5] (1pm CBS)
I’m picking the Patriots to win this game because there is no way
they are going to lose 3 in a row, even though they no longer have Josh
Gordon... Whaaah wahhh
Packers [5-8-1] @ Jets [4-10] (1pm FOX)
The Packers have yet to win a road game this season, the Jets have
only won two home games… I’m picking the Packers to get their first road win of
the year.
Texans [10-4] @ Eagles [7-7] (1pm CBS)
I never know with the Eagles anymore. I’m going to pick the Texans
to win and spoil the Eagles’ hopes of a chance at the playoffs.
Falcons [5-9] @ Panthers [6-8] (1pm FOX)
I’m going to pick the Falcons to win this division rivalry. Even with
Cam out for the rest of the season, I won’t be at all shocked if this is not
the case.
Rams [11-3] @ Cardinals [3-11] (4:05pm FOX)
The Rams have lost two games in a row; I don’t think they will
lose another. I’m picking them to beat the Cardinals.
Bears [10-4] @ 49ers [4-10] (4:05pm FOX)
I’m picking the Bears to beat the 49ers. I think they have the
better offense and defense.
Steelers [8-5-1] @ Saints [12-2] (4:25pm CBS)
I’m picking the Saints to win this game, mostly because I refuse
to pick the Steelers to win.
Chiefs [11-3] @ Seahawks [8-6] (8:20pm NBC)
I’m picking the Chiefs to bounce back and win this game, this will
be a big challenge but I think they can do it.
Monday, December 24th
Broncos [6-8] @ Raiders [3-11] (8:15pm ESPN)
I’m going to pick the Broncos to win, but this
might just be the Raiders fourth win of the season.
GO GMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks for the edit Eric!
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