The Shenoa Report
November 26, 2015
Regular Season Week
12
Happy Thanksgiving!!!! This is the first time in years that
I am not traveling for my favorite holiday. I figure I’ve been out of state for
the past two weekends so it was time to stay put for at least one weekend. Last
weekend I flew down to NC and surprised my Charlotte friends. It was an amazing
weekend but another weekend that I didn’t watch a good deal of football (I
would have loved to see the Panthers beat up on the Redskins at home though!) We’re
heading into week 12 and we still have 2 undefeated teams, New England, and
Carolina. I went 7-7 on my picks, the
Giants didn’t lose AND I won in both fantasy leagues, week 11 was decent.
Let’s recap week eleven.
Titans @ Jaguars 13-19
How funny the AFC South is. They are just about as bad as
the NFC East. This was a must win for both teams but the Jags got it and it’s
safe to say that the Titans season is over. Sorry Tennessee fans.
Raiders @ Lions 13-18
The Lions have won 2 in a row now (that’s not a typo) but I
think it’s a lot too late for this season. But don’t give up hope, because hope gets you
through the tough times. Before this becomes a hallmark card I’ll just stop and
go to the next game…
Colts @ Falcons 24-21
The old guys won the game for the Colts, no I’m not talking
about Brett Favre, he’s still retired, I’m talking about Adam Vinatieri, the
42-year-old kicker and Matt Hasselbeck 40-year-old backup QB. These guys are
clutch. As far as I’m concerned keep Luck on the sideline where he can’t turn
the ball over. (I’ll say the same thing for Peyton until he’s healthy) As for
the Falcons, I knew the beginning of their winning season was a fluke.
Rams @ Ravens 13-16
The Ravens FINALLY get a win but lost QB Joe Flacco and RB
Justin Forsett for the rest of the season due to season ending injuries. Sorry
Ravens fans, there is always next year.
Buccaneers @ Eagles 45-17
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks
for doing the Giants a solid! Really, thank you. Thank you.
Broncos @ Bears 17-15
I’m glad the Broncos got the win, and I agree that Peyton
shouldn’t play if injured, but all of this talk that Peyton is done and his
career is over is just nonsense. So just stop.
Peyton is not done and he’s not going to be like Brett Favre; he just
needs to get healthy again.
Jets @ Texans 17-24
The Texans have won 2 in a row and the Jets are playing like
the Jets of yesteryear. I’d like to say I’m surprised, but I’m not. I did get
to watch the end of this game as I was sitting in the Newark airport, but it
seamed like every time I looked up Fitzpatrick threw an interception and that
was frustrating being that I had started him this week in one of my fantasy
teams.
Redskins @ Panthers 16-44
Cam threw a career high 5 TDs against the Redskins and it
was glorious getting off the plane and checking the score and seeing the rout
happening back in Charlotte. Good job Carolina, the Giants thank you, you made
their bye week even better.
Cowboys @ Dolphins
24-14
Romo is back and the Cowboys won a game, and people are
freaking out everywhere saying they are the best team in the NFC East... as Chris Berman says “C’MON MAN!”
Chiefs @ Chargers 33-3
Well, the Chargers have lost six straight now. It’s safe to
say that their season is over. Better luck next year. As for the Chiefs,
they’ve won 4 straight and have a wild card chance of making the playoffs.
Packers @ Vikings 30-13
Ditka took off the Packers vest and lookit! The Packers won!
Coincidence? I think not. Go-Pack-Go. Way to bounce back!
49ers @ Seahawks 13-29
Even after putting Kaepernick on IR and starting Blaine
Gabbert the 49ers still couldn’t get a win in Seattle. They even had help with
Marshawn Lynch out for the Seahawks, but still couldn’t get it done. Not that I
was shocked or anything.
Bengals @ Cardinals 31-34
I got home after a fun filled, sleep deprived weekend, and
couldn’t even stay up for the pregame show for this game. Needless to say I
didn’t watch this game but I was glad to have predicted the winner. Bengals
drop 2 in a row. Rut-row.
Bills @ Patriots 13-20
This game was SO entertaining to watch. I must say, if I had to pick a Tom Brady face
to watch it would be his face during this game. The man was pouty McPouterson
for the majority of the game. If only
the Bills could have come out with the win. Oh well Rex, you at least got the
win in the Meadowlands against the Jets. As for the Pats, their first loss is
coming. Just wait for it. It’s going to be… Legendary.
WEEK 12
Thursday November 26th
Eagles (4-6) @ Lions (3-7) [12:30pm FOX]
I know that it’s rare that the Lions win, especially on
thanksgiving, but I’m picking them for the win and might even sport my Detroit
Lions hat for added fun.
Panthers (10-0) @ Cowboys (3-7) [4:30pm CBS]
I shit you not, the Cowboys are favored to win this game (I
wish this was a sick joke)… I’ll be rooting for and picking the Panthers to win
this game. #keeppounding
I’ll do a wardrobe change and sport my Panthers t-shirt for
this game.
Bears (4-6) @ Packers (7-3) [8:30pm NBC]
Keeping up with wardrobe changes maybe difficult, but I
could find my Bears sweatshirt… nah, by that time I hope to be in a
turkey/beer/hookah coma and just enjoy a good football game. I’m picking the
Packers to win.
Sunday November 29th
Rams (4-6) @ Bengals (8-2) [1:00pm FOX]
I’m picking the Bengals I don’t think they’ll drop three in
a row.
Raiders (4-6) @ Titans (2-8) [1pm CBS]
I’m picking the Raiders to win even though their starting QB
looks about 17 years old.
NY Giants (5-5) @ Redskins (4-5) [1pm FOX]
Dear Giants, you have two choices. You can win or you can
WIN. These are your only choices. I’m picking the Giants to win.
Vikings (7-3) @ Falcons (6-4) [1pm FOX]
I’m picking the
Vikings to win.
Bills (5-5) @ Chiefs (5-5) [1pm CBS]
The Bills could win this game and should win this game. I’ll
take the Bills for the win.
Saints (4-6) @ Texans (5-5) [1pm FOX]
I’m taking the Texans, who suddenly have decided they can
play football.
Buccaneers (5-5) @ Colts (5-5) [1pm FOX]
I’m picking the old guys.
Winston is the youngest QB in the league and Hasselbeck is the oldest.
Dolphins (4-6) @ Jets (5-5) [1pm CBS]
I’m taking the Jets.
Chargers (2-8) @ Jaguars (4-6) [1pm CBS]
I’m picking the Jags…
Cardinals (8-2) @ 49ers (3-7) [4:05pm FOX]
I’m going with
Arizona
Steelers (6-4) @ Seahawks (5-5) [4:25pm CBS]
I’m taking the Seahawks even though they probably won’t win.
Patriots (10-0) @
Broncos (8-2)[8:30pm NBC]
Even though Peyton is
out and they are playing the Pats, and I always pick the Pats to win, I’m
picking the Broncos… GET. IT DONE.
Monday, November 30th
Ravens (3-7) @ Browns (2-8) [8:30pm ESPN]
Johnny Football has been benched after partying again during
the bye week. I’m not gonna lie, if I was making as much money as Manziel, I
could put the beer down for the season. SMH.
I don’ t think this kid is ever going to learn. I’m still picking the
Browns to win, which is saying something. Sorry Ravens fans.
GO GMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks for the edit Mom!!!!!
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