Thursday, November 12, 2015

The Shenoa Report Regular Season Week 10 '15


The Shenoa Report
November 12, 2015
Regular Season Week 10


We’re heading into week 10 and we’re down to 3 undefeated teams, New England, Cincinnati, and Carolina. I was even more surprised to see Denver lose! I cried a little bit for Peyton.
I’m heading to Cleveland this weekend to visit my BFF !!!! So, I don’t know how much football I’ll get to watch but I’m really ok with that.

I went 8-5 on my picks, the Giants won, and I won in one of my leagues… I’ll take it.

Let’s recap week nine.


Browns @ Bengals 10-31
The Bengals continue to make history for their franchise every time they win. They’ve never been undefeated this far into the season.


Packers @ Panthers 29-37
Ok Panthers nation, I’m sorry. I really didn’t think that your team would beat the Packers. I mean, they have Aaron Rodgers and Clay Matthews for goodness sakes. But, they did, and I’m so proud that Charlotte finally has something to be very excited about! In years past you were the butt of a joke in the sports world, you were the Lions of Detroit. But now, you’ve made me a believer. Well done Carolina, well done.

Redskins @ Patriots 10-27
Pats win, blah blah blah. Nothing more to report.

Titans @ Saints 34-28 OT
The Titans get their second win of the season over the Saints! It kinda turns my stomach being that the Giants couldn’t get it done against them last week...

Dolphins @ Bills 17-33
The Bills have finally won another game, if I were a Bills fan I would’ve been getting worried. I was just thankful they aired this game and not the Pats game. Silver linings.

Rams @ Vikings 18-21 OT
The Vikings lost Bridgewater to a concussion but still powered through to beat the Rams in overtime.  

Jaguars @ Jets 23-28
The Jets are winning again even with an injured QB. Fitzpatrick is still playing with a torn ligament in his left thumb. Sounds pretty minor but if you can’t grip a football it’s pretty major. HEY! I’ve got an idea, he could just call up Patriots personal and he could get a less inflated football so he can grip it better...  

Raiders @ Steelers 35-38
I thought that the Raiders might actually pull this one off. Sadly, they did not. In other news, Big Ben got hurt again and will be out for the next few weeks. Can we count Pittsburgh out now? I hope so.

NY Giants @ Buccaneers 32-18
The game couldn’t have started much worse for the Giants with Eli throwing a pick on their first play of the game, but it ended fantastically with Trent Wade getting a fumble recovery for a touchdown on the final play of the game. It was soooooooooo nice to have JPP back on the field. For his first game back I think he did remarkably well.  We played much better on defense and special teams this week, meaning we actually showed up and made things happen, that couldn’t be said last week. The Giants are sitting pretty in first place of the NFC East, (and yes I’ll be mentioning it every week) My dad said at one point, “I like watching football with you much more than just getting a phone call every Sunday to discuss the games” My dad melts my heart sometimes.

Falcons @ 49ers 16-17
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Atlanta. #sorrynotsorry  

Broncos @ Colts 24-27
I had to turn this game off right before the time ran out because I knew they would show a close up of Peyton’s face. I still can’t bring myself to watch the highlights. Poor Peyton. Damn that Luck. And to think I used to be a Colts fan…

Eagles @ Cowboys 33-27 OT
I was half right. They were tied at the end of regulation… The Eagles win was actually a good thing for the Giants and that’s all that counts.


Bears @ Chargers 22-19
I like watching the Bears because there are a lot of jokes about Jay Cutler being on his back. This game did not disappoint. And hey, the Bears even got a win out of it.  


WEEK 10

Thursday November 12th   

Bills (4-4) @ Jets (5-3) [8:25pm NFLN]
Old Rex Ryan will have a reunion of sorts when he comes across the state to play his old team (who is doing remarkably well after his departure). Good for the Jets.  I’m anticipating a great game, a live circus, and lots of ridiculousness.  I’m picking the Jets for the win because that’s kinda how Rex Ryan’s stories seem to end, in disappointment.

Sunday November 15th

Lions (1-7) @ Packers (6-2) [1:00pm FOX]
THE PACKERS WILL GET THIS WIN!

Cowboys (2-6) @ Buccaneers (3-5) [1pm FOX]
The Cowboys haven’t won a game since they lost Romo and I don’t see them winning this game either. I’m picking the Bucs for the win.

Panthers (8-0) @ Titans (2-6)  [1pm FOX]
I’m picking the Panthers for the win.

Bears (3-5) @ Rams (4-4) [1pm CBS]
I’m taking the Rams over the Bears.

Saints (4-5) @ Redskins (3-5) [1pm FOX]
I’m going to pick the Saints for the win.

Dolphins (3-5) @ Eagles (4-4) [1pm CBS]
Man oh man, I hope the Dolphins get their act together and win this game. I’m picking the Eagles for the win but will be rooting for Miami!

Browns (2-7) @ Steelers (5-4) [1pm CBS]
Big Ben is not ruling himself out for this game… whatever. I’ll be rooting for the Browns but picking the Steelers for the win.

Jaguars (2-6) @ Ravens (2-6) [1pm CBS]
I’ll pick the Ravens for the win.

Vikings (6-2) @ Raiders (4-4) [4:05pm FOX]
This should be a good game. I’m going to pick the Raiders, why? Because everyone likes a good upset now and again.

Patriots (8-0) @ NY Giants (5-4) [4:25pm CBS]
We all know that the Giants can and have beat the Pats on numerous occasions. Why should this game be any different? If anyone can knock off their perfect record the Giants can do it. With all that being said I’m picking the Pats for the win. If the Giants don’t win this game it’s ok, they’ll just knock them off in the Super Bowl again… and again… and again. GO GMEN!!!!!!!!!

Chiefs (3-5) @ Broncos (7-1) [4:25pm CBS]
The Broncos are going to bounce back and beat the Chiefs.


Cardinals (6-2) @ Seahawks (4-4) [8:30pm NBC]
The Angry birds game. I’m going to take the Seahawks at home.

Monday, November 16th

Texans (3-5) @ Bengals (8-0) [8:30pm ESPN]
I’m taking the Bengals for the win.

BYES: Chargers, Colts, 49ers, Falcons


GO GMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks for the edit Mom!!!!!

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