Thursday, November 5, 2015

The Shenoa Report Regular Season Week 9 '15 #theshenoareport


The Shenoa Report
November 5, 2015
Regular Season Week 9

We are half way through the season. Tear. But we still have half a season left! Lets make the most of it!!!

We’re heading into week 9 and we’re down to 4 undefeated teams, New England, Cincinnati, Denver, and Carolina. I was very surprised to see Green Bay lose! There were a lot of significant injuries this past weekend. I think I touched on most of them in the recap.
I was disappointed to see that Weatherford was cut by the Jets after just one game. Coincidently, the Giants really could have used him this past weekend, being that he would’ve had enough sense to NOT get penalized for a facemask at the end of the game, giving the win to the Saints. SMH.


I went 9-5 on my picks, the Giants lost but I won in one of my leagues… I’d rather have a Giants win…


Let’s recap week eight.



Dolphins @ Patriots 7-36
I don’t know about you, but I wasn’t at all shocked about the outcome of this game. Sorry Dolphins fans.  


Lions @ Chiefs 10-45
I’m pretty sure the Lions forgot that the game was in London and failed to show up. It made for an easy win for the Chiefs though.  Things got even worse for the Lions when they returned to the states with their GM (Martin Mayhew) and president (Tom Lewand) losing their jobs… Jim Caldwell (Head Coach) still has his… for now.


Buccaneers  @ Falcons 23-20 OT
I’d like to say that this was surprising loss for the Falcons but really, not so much.

Cardinals @ Browns 34-20
If this game were only the first 2 quarters then the Browns would have had an impressive win.  But there are 4 quarters in football Cleveland.

49ers @ Rams 6-27
I know I’ve said it before but the 49ers are TERRIBLE! They haven’t scored a touchdown in 2 games. They are benching QB Kaepernick and they lost Reggie Bush.  At least the Rams benefited from San Francisco’s terribleness.

NY Giants @ Saints 49-52
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Expletive, expletive, expletive!!!! Eli had 6 touchdowns and no interceptions but it wasn’t enough because our defense and special teams forgot to show up. Tough loss… expletive.

Vikings @ Bears 23-20
I mean it wasn’t a great feat to beat the Bears… Well done, Minnesota

Chargers @ Ravens 26-29
The Ravens won the game and improved to 2-6 but it came at a high cost, as they lost Steve Smith Sr. to a torn achillies.

Bengals @ Steelers 16-10
Did you see those uniforms?!?! Things that come to mind after seeing them; flight of the bumblebees, jailbirds and my eyes, my eyes I’ve gone blind!!! Big Ben is back but it wasn’t enough to get the Steelers the win. Darn. In more serious news Pittsburgh lost RB Le’Veon Bell to a season ending knee injury.

Titans @ Texans 6-20
The Titans fired head coach Ken Whisenhunt after this game. They probably should go ahead and fire the whole team and start from scratch. Congrats to Houston on actually getting a win!

Jets @ Raiders 20-34
Just when we start to think that the Jets are a good team in the NFL they go and lose to the Raiders. Fitzpatrick was injured during the game but when the back up was also injured he went back in. I guess it makes sense as to why they lost the game.

Seahawks @ Cowboys 13-12
After the Giants loss, I’m not gonna lie, I took a nap during this game. But I was glad to see that the Seahawks won. Then again I’m always glad to see Dallas lose.

Packers @ Broncos 10-29
I was wrong. I admit it. I’m happy the Broncos won, I was rooting for them. It’s a really good thing they have the best defense in the NFL. They made Aaron have a really, really, really, bad day.

Colts @ Panthers 26-29 OT
Well done Panthers! 7-0!!! Keep pounding! I wore my Panthers t-shirt in support of this game, missing Carolina.


WEEK 9

Thursday November 5th   

Browns (2-6) @ Bengals (7-0) [8:25pm NFLN]
You can no longer watch this game on CBS, so I hope you have the NFL Network if you want to watch this game. It looks like the Bengals are going to go 8-0… it would be lovely if the Browns didn’t let that happen. Johnny Football is starting this game, so that should be entertaining.

Sunday November 8th

Packers (6-1) @ Panthers (7-0) [1:00pm FOX]
The Packers are angry for losing last week so I think that we will really see what Carolina is made of. I’m picking the Packers for the win, just because I think this will be the hardest game yet for the Panthers.

Redskins (3-4) @ Patriots (7-0) [1pm FOX]
I’m picking the Pats...

Titans (1-6) @ Saints (4-4)  [1pm CBS]
I’m picking the Saints for the win.

Dolphins (3-4) @ Bills (3-4) [1pm CBS]
The Bills are coming back from their bye week. They should be refreshed and ready to go, as well as QB Tyrod Taylor!  I’m picking Buffalo for the win.

Rams (4-3) @ Vikings (5-2) [1pm FOX]
I’m taking the Vikings at home.

Jaguars (2-5) @ Jets (4-3) [1pm CBS]
I’m hoping the Jets bounce back. I’m picking NY for the win.

Raiders (4-3) @ Steelers (4-4) [1pm CBS]
I’ll be rooting for the Raiders but picking the Steelers for the win.

NY Giants (4-4) @ Buccaneers (3-4) [4:05pm FOX]
Oh lord. I’m picking the Giants, though I’m not sure why, other than I love them, and I’m bias, and delusional. JPP could actually play this game and that gives me hope for the win. I’m pretty sure my cousin and friends will be at this game sooooo GO GMEN!!!!

Falcons (6-2) @ 49ers (2-6) [4:05pm FOX]
I’m picking the Falcons for the win but it could also end in a tie.

Broncos (7-0) @ Colts (3-5) [4:25pm CBS]
I’m going with the Broncos. Apparently Luck has been playing with broken ribs…

Eagles (3-4) @ Cowboys (2-5) [8:30pm NBC]
I’ve got to pick the Cowboys for the win. I have no other choice. Wait! Yes! A tie! I pick a tie!

Monday, November 9th

Bears (2-5) @ Chargers (2-6) [8:30pm ESPN]
I think the Chargers will win at home. Though no one really cares.

BYES: Ravens, Chiefs, Texans, Lions, Cardinals, Seahawks


GO GMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks for the edit Mom!!!!!




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