The Shenoa Report Regular Season Week 13 '15

The Shenoa Report

December 3, 2015

Regular Season Week 13

Well, I’ve waited to the very last minute to write and post my report. It’s been such a busy week that I didn’t allow myself the time I normally do to work on it. So, if this weeks report is lacking, I apologize. We are now down to one undefeated team in the NFL and it’s NOT the Patriots! Congrats Carolina, keep pounding! I didn’t do too bad on my picks (11-5), I won in one of my leagues, and the Giants lost so it wasn’t a great week, but it was nice seeing a backup QB hand the Patriots their first loss of the season.  I’m looking forward to week 13, mainly because it’s my favorite # and has always been lucky for me, hopefully that luck extends to the Giants for the rest of the season… but first…

Let’s recap week twelve.

Eagles @ Lions 14-45

This made Thanksgiving pretty much amazing for my family, well at least for my dad and me. The Lions couldn’t have done a better job at making the Eagles look terrible. At one point in the broadcast Joe Buck said, “there is no other way to put this, the Eagles are just bad” and then later in the broadcast he said “A penalty for taking off his helmet? I would think he would want to keep it on, and not show his face on national television. It’s embarrassing.” This may be the only time I have ever and will ever agree with Joe Buck. Needless to say, he had my dad and I almost in tears from laughing so much. Well done Lions! Well done!

Panthers @ Cowboys 33-14

Yeah, that happened. Tony Romo was not the savior that Dallas had hoped for, and broke his left clavicle again for the second time this season. I refer to him as Tony OHNO now.

Bears @ Packers 17-13

I don’t know what is up with the Packers. It was heart breaking to watch the last seconds of this game. I really thought that the Packers were going to pull out the win.

Rams @ Bengals 7-31

This shouldn’t shock anyone. Really.  

Raiders @ Titans 24-21

The Raiders are getting it done this season, the Titans are going to wait till next season to get things done.

NY Giants @ Redskins 14-20

I’m still not ready to talk about this game…

Vikings @ Falcons 20-10

Adrian Peterson is a beast and that’s why the Vikings are so good this year. And that pretty much sums up this game.

Bills @ Chiefs 22-30

Usually if the Giants lose at least the Bills win so I can still feel a little bit ok about my NY teams… not this time. Heartbreaking all around.  

Saints @ Texans 6-24

It’s easy to score when the other team doesn’t have a defense… but good for the Texans.

Buccaneers @ Colts12-25

The old guys get it done!!!!!! You stay classy Indi.

Dolphins @ Jets 20-38

Ok, so one NY team did win, and that was exciting… but it’s the Jets… and that’s not so exciting. At least Fitzpatrick and Decker are on my fantasy team and got me a win.  

Chargers @ Jaguars 31-25

I really thought that the Jags were going to win this game. Look at the Chargers pulling an upset.

Cardinals @ 49ers 19-13

I’m glad that the Cardinals won, but I really thought this would have been a blowout.

Steelers @ Seahawks 30-39

YEAH SEAHAWKS!!!!!!! That is all.

Patriots @ Broncos 24-30 OT

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! It’s a little bit funny when your neighbor is a Patriots fan and he’s talking smack via yelling across the back yard. And what was that Marvin? Do you remember what I said? I’ll refresh your memory, “You’ll get your first loss of the season. In Denver. To a BACK UP QUARTERBACK! I’m calling it!!!” I believe he said “NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. HAHAHAHAHAHA. YOU’RE CRAZY. GO PATS.” Yup. That happened. I thought about sending him flowers after his loss, but I figured he’d just re-gift it and send it right back to me, I would have said touché.

Ravens @ Browns 33-27

The Browns thought they had this game all sealed up until Will Hill returned a blocked field goal for a touchdown as time expired to win the game.

WEEK 13

Thursday December 3^rd    

Packers (7-4) @ Lions (4-7) [8:25pm CBS NFLN]

I’m taking the Packers. My dad is taking the Lions because he thinks they are going to sweep Green Bay for the first time in practically forever. We’ll see.

Sunday December 6^th

Jets (6-5) @ NY Giants (5-6) [1:00pm CBS]

I’m STILL not over the Giants loss… I’m picking the Jets just to spite them. Prove me wrong Giants. Prove me wrong. GO GMEN!!!!

Cardinals (9-2) @ Rams (4-7) [1:00pm FOX]

I’m picking the Cardinals.

Falcons (6-5) @ Buccaneers (5-6) [1:00pm FOX]

I’m picking the Bucs.

Seahawks (6-5) @ Vikings (8-3) [1pm FOX]

I’m picking the Vikings.

49ers (3-8) @ Bears (5-6)  [1pm FOX]

I’m taking the Bears.

Jaguars (4-7) @ Titans (2-9) [1pm CBS]

Call me crazy, but I’m picking the Titans for the win.

Texans (6-5) @ Bills (5-6) [1pm CBS]

I’m picking the Bills.

Ravens (4-7) @ Dolphins (4-7) [1pm CBS]

I’m picking the Dolphins, we’ll see if home field has its advantages.

Bengals (9-2) @ Browns (2-9) [1pm FOX]

I would love, love, LOVE to see the Browns win, but I’m picking the Bengals.

Chiefs (6-5) @ Raiders (5-6) [pm CBS]

I’m picking the Raiders for the win.

Broncos (9-2) @ Chargers (3-8) [4:05pm CBS]

I’m going with the Broncos

Eagles (4-7) @ Patriots (10-1) [4:25pm FOX]

For the first time this season I won’t be disappointed with the Pats win.

Panthers (11-0) @ Saints (4-7) [4:25pm FOX]

I’m taking the Panthers.

Colts (6-5)  @ Steelers (6-5)[8:30pm NBC]

I’m picking the Steelers but rooting for the Colts.

Monday, December 7^th   

Cowboys (3-8) @ Redskins (5-6) [8:30pm ESPN]

This will also probably be the only time I will be picking and rooting for the Cowboys….

GO GMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for the edit Mom!!!!!