The Shenoa Report Regular Season Week 15 '15

The Shenoa Report

December 17, 2015

Regular Season Week 15

THE NY FOOTBALL GIANTS ACTUALLY WON A GAME, it was a birthday miracle!!!!!!!! I went 9-7 on my picks, lost in both fantasy leagues, not even making it to the playoffs, BUT the Giants won, so I’m stoked. The Panthers are still undefeated, clinching a first round bye in the playoffs with their 13^th win of the season. There are only 3 weeks left in the regular season (counting this week), the end is near for some.  Week 15 should be exciting, being that there are games on Thursday, Saturday, Sunday, and Monday!  But before we get to week 15 let’s recap week fourteen.

Vikings @ Cardinals 20-23

Arizona clinched a playoff berth with this win. It seems year after year Arizona just slips through the cracks when it comes to media attention. It’s probably a blessing in disguise.

Bills @ Eagles 20-23

I was very disappointed with the outcome of this game. Apparently the Bills didn’t get the memo that it was my birthday and I needed them to win.

Seahawks @ Ravens 35-6

The Seahawks are looking GOOD, either that or the Ravens are looking really, really BAD.

49ers @ Browns 10-24

Manziel is such a tool. There I said it. But, he got the Browns a win. It’ll be interesting to see what happens the next time he screws up, being that he’s already been punished a handful of times, but because he just gets a slap on the wrist he keeps acting like a jackass. I am truly sorry for all the Browns fans.

Lions @ Rams 14-21

I guess you never know what team you are going to get when you play the Lions. The Rams were lucky enough to get the Lions from early in the season. They snapped a five game losing streak with this win.  

Titans @ Jets 8-30

The Titans are in a tight race for first pick in the 2016 draft, the Jets on the other hand actually have great playoff hopes.

Steelers @ Bengals 35-6

The Ginger threw an interception which was bad enough but then he broke his thumb making a tackle to save a pick six. With Andy Dalton out the Bengals playoff hopes are severely diminished. I guess it’s good news for Steelers fans…

Colts @ Jaguars 16-51

Wait, what?!?! Blake Bortles is on the up and coming, I would say, and the Colts are on the down and out… PS Luck is probably out for the rest of the season. Pun intended.

Chargers @ Chiefs 3-10

I thought this would have been a blowout , the Chiefs have now won 7 in a row… not too shabby.

Redskins @ Bears 24-21

The Bears also didn’t get the memo that it was my birthday and I needed them to win. So disappointing…

Falcons @ Panthers 0-38

SHUT OUT!!!!!! And to think some thought this would be a trap game… hahahaha. With this win the Panthers not only clinched the playoffs but also a first round bye.  

Saints @ Buccaneers 24-17

The Saints seem to be life ruiners, they aren’t going to make the playoffs by any means, so now they are just trying to upset those who could.  

Raiders @ Broncos 15-12

This game was a shocker! Osweiler finally got his first loss for the Broncos and guess what Peyton has start to practice again...

Cowboys @ Packers 7-28

The Packers got my birthday memo. Thanks Green Bay, I enjoyed watching this game while decorating our Christmas tree.

Patriots @ Texans 27-6

Surprise, surprise the Patriots clinch a playoff spot with this win.

Giants @ Dolphins 31-24

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Eli had the best game of his career having as many touchdowns as incompletions, 4. Odell Beckham Jr. had two touchdowns as well as unbelievable catches. He actually used two hands to catch a ball this game.  We are still in a three-way-tie for first place in the NFC East, and that’s the best we can expect, I suppose. Thanks for the late birthday present Gmen.

WEEK 15

Thursday December 17^th    

Buccaneers (6-7) @ Rams (5-8) [8:25pm NFLN]

I’m taking the Bucs.

Saturday December 19^th

Jets (8-5) @ Cowboys (4-9) [8:25pm NFLN]

I’m picking the Jets. YAY FOR SATURDAY FOOTBALL!

Sunday December 20^th

Bears (5-8) @ Vikings (8-5) [1:00pm FOX]

 I’m picking the Vikings.

Chiefs (8-5) @ Ravens (4-9) [1:00pm CBS]

I’ll take the Chiefs.

Panthers (13-0) @ Giants (6-7) [1:00pm FOX]

Ok Panthers fans, love you guys, but I’m calling a trap game. Why? Because NO ONE expects the Giants to win, me included. But on any given day…  I’m taking the Giants… crazy I know. It’s a playoff game for us, you guys could sit all your starters knowing you have a first round bye in the playoffs. I mean, I’d protect those players. You don’t want JPP to get hot and wreck your starters.  I’ll probably be wrong but… like I said… on any given day.

Bills (6-7) @ Redskins (6-7)  [1:00pm FOX]

Dear Bills, don’t let me down two weeks in a row… I’m picking Buffalo for the win.

Falcons (6-7) @ Jaguars (5-8) [1:00pm FOX]

I’m picking the Jags for the win.

Texans (6-7) @ Colts (6-7) [1pm CBS]

It doesn’t look good for the Colts, it also doesn’t look good for the Texans either. I’ll take home field advantage.

Titans (3-10) @ Patriots (11-2) [1:00pm CBS]

 I’m picking the Patriots.

Browns (3-10) @ Seahawks (8-5) [4:05pm FOX]

I’ll take the Seahawks over the Browns.

Packers (9-4) @ Raiders (6-7) [4:05pm FOX]

I’m picking the Packers.  

Bengals (10-3) @ 49ers (4-9) [4:25pm CBS]

I’m still taking the Bengals even with the Ginger out.

Dolphins (5-8) @ Chargers (3-10) [4:25pm CBS]

I’m picking the Dolphins even though neither team has any chance at making the playoffs.

Broncos (10-3) @ Steelers (8-5) [4:25pm CBS]

 I’m hoping the Broncos bounce back. I’m picking Denver for the win, mainly because I hate picking the Steelers.

Cardinals (11-2)  @ Eagles (6-7)[8:30pm NBC]

I’m picking the Cardinals for the win. Please don’t let me down.

Monday, December 21^st     

Lions (4-9) @ Saints (5-8) [8:30pm ESPN]

I’m picking the Saints…

GO GMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for the edit Mom!!!!!