The Shenoa Report
October 2, 2010
Regular Season Week 4
Well let’s just say it’s a good thing I’m not a betting woman because last week my picks sucked…. It just wasn’t a good weekend for me. Hopefully this weekend will go a whole lot better.
I have an iPhone and have never bought an app. I always get the free ones. So Sunday I knew I was going to be traveling and not able to watch a lot of football so I finally bought an app so that I could listen to the Giants game and the Colts game while I was on the road. Note to self: driving and listening to the Giants lose isn’t a safe thing.
Tennessee @ New York Giants 29-10
The Giants are killing me this season and they have only played 3 games. I was listening to the Giants pregame show on my drive out to Raleigh on Sunday and to make a long story short they were talking about getting rid of Coughlin and replacing him with John Fox. (Not gonna lie, I almost drove off the road when I heard this. Mostly from yelling at the radio saying NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!) Dear Giants, if this is not enough incentive to win I don’t know what is. John Fox is not the answer just ask the Panthers… This is just a hypothetical situation if the Giants do poorly this season….
In the first 10 minutes Eli had 2 interceptions. It wasn’t a good game.
Cincinnati @ Carolina 20-7
Carolina is in big trouble. The local radio stations have already started parodies of songs here in Charlotte bashing the team. It’s not a good thing when the football team’s city is bashing them. The sad thing is the songs are quite humorous.
Jimmy Clausen didn’t look all that bad and he would look even better if he had a team to back him up.
Pittsburg @ Tampa Bay 38-13
Tampa Bay I was counting on you to beat the opponent soundly. You failed miserably.
Buffalo @ New England 30-38
Ok so the patriots won, BUT they let THE BILLS score 30 points on them! THE BILLS SCORED 30 POINTS ON THE PATRIOTS! THE BUFFALO BILLS SCORED 30 POINTS ON NEW ENGLAND IN PATRIOT COUNTRY! Pats you’re slipping, and I love it.
Cleveland @ Baltimore 17-24
I needed Baltimore to win but it didn’t help my fantasy game. I would really like to see Cleveland pull off a win. I kind of feel like a broken record.
San Francisco @ Kansas City 10-31
What is this word that we live in? Is this real life? The Kansas City Chiefs are one of the three teams undefeated in the NFL?! I think the 49ers forgot to show up for their game. KC is really 3-0? Really?
Dallas @ Houston 27-13
Way to blow it Houston. Seriously. At least with Houston losing there is a 3-way tie between Houston, Indi, and Tennessee for 1st place in the AFC South. But with a Dallas win there is a 3-way tie for 2nd place between the Redskins, the Giants and Dallas in the NFC East. I hate the cowboys and the eagles.
Detroit @ Minnesota 10-24
Come on Detroit! At least the last 2 games you played we close. What happened? Did Favre’s walker reflect of the sun and blind your eyes? Lets do better next week.
Atlanta @ New Orleans 27-24 OT
Crazy game in OT. 4 field goal attempts. Wow. Are the Saints suffering from a super bowl hangover? Have you seen the Walgreens commercial with Drew Brees? Pretty funny. Check it out. I don’t want to spoil the joke.
Washington @ St. Louis 16-30
The Rams needed a win and Washington needed a loss. I love it when things work out the way I want them too.
Philadelphia @ Jacksonville 28-3
Yuck. Just yuck.
Indianapolis @ Denver 27-13
On my way back from Raleigh I got to listen to the whole game…. The 2.5 hr trip turned into a 4+ hr trip when my transmission decided it didn’t want to work anymore. My truck is dead (I got home safe) but at least the Colts won at Denver so the weekend wasn’t a total bummer.
Oakland @ Arizona 23-24
Wow games don’t get much closer than this one. I would have liked to see the Raiders win but you don’t always get what you want. Tragic day for Oakland’s kicker missing the field goal to lose the game.
San Diego @ Seattle 20-27
Well Seattle won the game and that’s what I wanted, but really I couldn’t care much either way. Except San Diego cost me another loss in fantasy.
New York Jets @ Miami 31-23
I guess I got spoiled growing up in NY because we have 3 football teams. So as long as at least 1 NY team wins it’s an ok weekend. But when they all lose its bad news bears. Thanks J-E-T-S for representing NY this weekend.
Green Bay @ Chicago 17-20
OK bears its been fun saying DA BEARS and I’m glad you won this game but I will not be saying DA BEARS next week unless its followed by “NEED TO LOSE”
WEEK 4
New York Jets @ Buffalo
The Jets are flying high after beating the Patriots in week 2 and the Dolphins last week. Buffalo on the other hand, well, they are 0-3. I’d like to see both NY teams win this game but that just can’t happen. I’m pretty sure the Jets will win this one but I don’t want to see another NY team go 0-4 so…. GO BILLS
Cincinnati @ Cleveland
Another in state game. I am really hoping that Cleveland can win this one at home. Like the Bills, the Browns don’t need to go 0-4
Baltimore @ Pittsburgh
As much as it pains me to say it both teams have fantastic defenses. I’m hoping that Pittsburgh will be so excited to have there QB back in week 6 that they will not be able to focus on this game against Baltimore. Furthermore, I do NOT want to see the Steelers go 4-0 therefore they need to lose.
Denver @ Tennessee
Ok here’s the breakdown. Tennessee is in the same division as the Colts and there is a 3-way tie for first place between them and the Texans. Therefore, the Titans have to lose this game and the Texans have to lose their game while the Colts need to win.
I really have nothing against these teams personally as long as they all lose while the Colts win. So GO DENVER.
Detroit @ Green Bay
I am Switzerland to both these teams. I have no ill thing to say about either of them. But for my Detroit fan friends (yes I have friends who are still Detroit fans) I am pulling for the Lions. May they not go 0-4.
San Francisco @ Atlanta
I really don’t see the 49ers winning this one after coming off a miserable loss against the Chiefs. Also the Falcons are flying high after their OT win against the Saints. I will be very much surprised if Atlanta loses this one.
Carolina @ New Orleans
Carolina doesn’t even have a chance. They will go 0-4. I mean Detroit has a better chance of going 1-3 this week than the Panthers do of going 1-3. On a good note if the Panthers continue to do horribly this season John Fox will be out and Bill Cowher will most likely be the new head coach. Let the rumors fly!
Seattle @ Saint Louis
I think that the Rams are going to win this one. Both are coming off wins from last week but I think with St. Louis playing at home that will give them the extra push they need to win. When I was little my dad taught me about football and I remember calling the Rams the bumblebees because their helmets look like bumblebees to me. Soooo GO BUMBLEBEES!
Indianapolis @ Jacksonville
Jacksonville had a humiliating loss at home last week against the Eagles and I don’t think it’s going to get any better for them this week. Even though the Colts have more than a couple of guys out this week I can’t see them losing to Jacksonville. GO COLTS! (I won’t have to listen to this game on my phone because I get it down here! Soooooo excited)
Houston @ Oakland
You know my stance on this. Houston needs to lose this week. And Oakland is coming off a tragic, close loss with a missed field goal against the Cardinals last week. Oakland has to win this.
Washington @ Philadelphia
This is going to be a great game to watch. (And I will be watching it because I get it down here in Charlotte!) I hope McNabb and the Redskins rip the Eagles to shreds. Then I want them to take the feathers from the ripping and shredding and make pillows out of them for the Redskins fans to sit on while they re-watch the massacre over and over and over again. GO McNabb!
Arizona @ San Diego
San Diego is hurting. They really need this win and what better time to win than at home. Go CHARGERS!
Chicago @ New York Giants
Oh man. To be a Giants fan in these times is rough. Listening to the game last week was bad enough, seeing the “highlights” was nauseating. The Giants need to GET. IT. TOGETHER. No more losing. Pull it together G-Men and win. Da bears need to lose this one. Dear Giants please, please, please, please, please, give Chicago their first loss of the season and keep Coughlin as your head coach, the alternative is terrifying. Keep John Fox out of your house don’t make him the head of it! (I get to watch this game too in the comfort of my home. Make me happy!) GOOOOOO GIANTS!!!!!!!
New England @ Miami
Bring on the hurt Miami. Bring it! I mean the Pats almost lost to the BILLS at home! Now they are coming to your house. Go squadron! Do good! Beat the opponents soundly in the skirmish!
I love football! Enjoy!
GO COLTS AND GO GIANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!
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