Saturday, October 23, 2010

The Shenoa Report Week 7


The Shenoa Report
October 23, 2010
Regular Season Week 7

I can’t believe we are headed into week 7 already. The football season seems to go by way too fast.  Lets look at last week’s games.

Miami @ Green Bay 23-20 OT
Green Bay couldn’t hold onto the game and lost in OT. For the second week in a row the Packers loose in OT by a field goal. Too bad. So sad.  Miami is at 3-2 and Green Bay is at 3-3 on the season.

San Diego @ Saint Louis 17-20
Its’ always an humbling experience to pick a winner and be totally wrong. Well the bumblebees bounced back after a humiliating loss against the Lions last week. I don’t know what that says about San Diego….  I have benched Phillip Rivers and started Eli Manning this week in fantasy. San Diego you’re killing me.  Saint Louis is at 3-3 on the season while San Diego is at a depressing 2-4.

Baltimore @ New England 20-23 OT
This was a great game to watch I only wish that the outcome had turned out differently. Both defenses looked good but Baltimore just wasn’t good enough.  Ravens you’ve let me down once again. Tom get a freakin haircut you look like a strung out bum. And Bill you always look like a bum with your cut off sweatshirts, I’m starting to think you look the way you do on national tv just to see how many times you make me dry heave…. Because I do so every time I see you.  New England’s record is 4-1 while Baltimore is 4-2.

Cleveland @ Pittsburgh 10-28
Now to address the huge fines because of the helmet to helmet tackling. Dear James Harrison you are threatening to retire because of a fine. Well…. BYE. Outside of Steeler country NO ONE is going to miss you. Boo hooo hooo…. Really? Really? I understand that you are upset…. But threatening to retire is kinda of childish I think. Yeah you’ll really show the NFL by that.  Whatever. Cleveland drops to 1-5 this season, while the Steelers are at the top of the AFC North at 4-1…. Hopefully they’ll lose next week.

Kansas City @ Houston 31-35
KC you were supposed to win! What happened? There is still at 3-way tie in the AFC South for 1st place between the Titans, the Texans, and the Colts at 4-2.  I don’t know how but KC still leads the AFC West at 3-2 over the Raiders, Chargers, and Broncos. This is defiantly a strange football season to say the least.

Detroit @ New York Giants 20-28
I didn’t get this game on TV but I was able to listen to it on my phone and what a game it was. Big thanks to the Lions for choking. It would have been just so depressing for the Giants to lose to the Lions. The Giants need to continue to get stronger and continue to win. And Detroit now that you’ve played the Giants I can cheer for you again. I’ll be cheering for you especially hard on thanksgiving. Giants lead the NFC East at 4-2 and Detroit brings up the rear at 1-5 in the NFC North.

Atlanta @ Philadelphia 17-31
My dislike for Philly grows stronger every week. I don’t know how else to say it…. Philadelphia you need to start losing I will not take no as an answer. Atlanta is at the top of the NFC South at 4-2 and Philly is tied for 1st in the NFC East with the Giants at 4-2

Seattle @ Chicago 23-20
The thing with football is it never seizes to amaze me.  Just when you think that there is a sure win the underdog comes along and takes the game. I never expected Chicago to loose to Seattle. Shame on me.  Chicago is still at the top of the NFC North at 4-2 and Seattle is tied for 1st with the Cardinals at 3-2 in the NFC West.

New Orleans @ Tampa Bay 31-6
The Saints did what they had to do to get back to the top of their division. They now lead the Buccs by one game. Saints are 4-2 and the Buccs are 3-2 on the season.  Good game Saints.

New York Jets @ Denver 24-20
I must say that I like the Jets more and more every week. Their success hurts the Patriots. On the other hand I am soooooo proud of Tim Tebow with his first rushing TD in the NFL!!!! Congrats Timmy!!!!!! I love you. And Congrats Jets for the win last week!  The Jets are at the tippy top of the AFC East (over the Patriots I might add) at 5-1 and the Broncos are at the bottom of the AFC West at 2-4

Oakland @ San Francisco 9-17
San Francisco you showed up to a game and won!!!!! Good for you!  I just have to laugh when I look at the standings and see that the Raiders are 2nd in the AFC West at 2-4…. Something is wrong with this sentence. But it’s true! The AFC West doesn’t have a strong dominate division…  Now the 49ers are last in the NFC West at 1-5 but its still a really close division… Sad

Dallas @ Minnesota 21-24
Thanks Minnesota for hanging on and beating the Cowboys.  There are only a few things that are sweeter than the Cowboys being at the bottom of their division.  Dallas is at 1-4 for on the season at the bottom of the NFC East  and the Vikings are at 2-4 and very close to the bottom of the NFC North. 

Indianapolis @ Washington 27-24
Thank God for DVR and thank God for an Indi win.  I just can’t stay up for those late games and I’m so glad I can watch the game the next day. Dallas Clark I pray for a miraculous healing and I wish you well.  Indi, like I said to the Giants I will say to you….  You need to continue to get stronger and continue to win!!!!!! Thanks. Love shenoa. Indi is in a 3-way tie for the lead of the AFC South at 4-2 and Washington is in the middle of the NFC East at 3-3

Tennessee @ Jacksonville 30-3
This game failed to meet my expectations. (This statement brings me back to 7th grade science when the teacher told us that we weren’t aloud to say “sucks” we had to say “this fails to meet my expectations”)  I would have really liked to see Jacksonville win but that just didn’t happen. I’m blaming Jacksonville for my fantasy loss as well. Now I am 3-3 on the season. .  We all know that Tennessee is tied for 1st in the AFC South at 4-2 and Jacksonville is at the bottom of the AFC South at 3-3.

Now lets look at the upcoming games for week 7.

WEEK 7

Cincinnati @ Atlanta
I like Atlanta in this game.  Done and done

Pittsburgh @ Miami
Parcells is finally retiring for real it seams…. Who is going to help Miami now? Well, hopefully Pittsburgh can help Miami win….

Buffalo @ Baltimore
I just don’t see buffalo pulling off the win…. Will they be 0-6…. I think so.

Jacksonville @ Kansas City
I like KC… hopefully they like me too

Cleveland @ New Orleans
The Browns need a win so badly. Hopefully they will surprise the Saints with a win. Hey, on any given day any given team can win a football game.

Washington @ Chicago
I’m going with Da Bears only because Washington is threatening the Giant’s standings.

San Francisco @ Carolina
We are going to call this the toilet bowl like on the tv show “Friday Night Lights” these 2 teams are arguably the worst teams in the NFL. The 49ers do have one win on the season so they may be a little bit better than Carolina but not much. This should be a good close game and hopefully Carolina will come out on top. My friend will be at this game and I just hope for the best. Goooooo Panthers! (At least you didn’t lose last week ;) )

Saint Louis @ Tampa Bay
Ok now that I live in Charlotte I really should support my team… therefore being that the Buccs are in the same division as the Panthers I will be pulling for Saint Louis. Goooooo Bumblebees!!!!!

Philadelphia @ Tennessee
Defiantly hate Philly more than Tennessee… therefore goooooo Titans! (Abby that was for you ;)) Though I wouldn’t be heart broken if this game ended in a tie.

Arizona @ Seattle
These guys are tied for 1st place at the top of their division. Who is going to take the NFC West this week? I’m going with the Cardinals.

New England @ San Diego
Oh man. San Diego get out of your funk and start winning games!!!!!!! You are better than that.  Pats this is your week to lose.

Oakland @ Denver
Play Tebow and let Denver win!!!! I love me some Tim Tebow ;)

Minnesota @ Green Bay
Aaron Rodgers may God and then rest of the Packers be with you as you stomp Minnesota soundly!

New York Giants @ Dallas
Can’t wait for this game!!!!!! GOOOOOOOOOOO G-MEN!!!!!!!!! Lets spoil another game in that ridiculous stadium. Yeaaaaah!

Enjoy your Sunday & Monday Football and may your favorite teams win ;)
GO GIANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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