The Shenoa Report Regular Season Week 13 '14

The Shenoa Report

November 27, 2014

Regular Season Week 13

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!!!! Today I am writing you from my parent’s house in snowy NY. I had to get up extra early so that I could A#1 write this report, B#2 watch the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, and C#3 start baking the feast all before football starts at 12:30pm. Priorities. In discussing what time we should actually have dinner today my dad and I had to look at who was playing and when so we wouldn’t miss any football. We’ll be eating around 4pm. I love my family.

I did much better on my picks this week 11-4 and I had a crushing win in fantasy 68-130 bringing my record to 9-3, which is coincidently the reciprocal record of the NY Giants… at least one of us is having a good season this year.

 Anyway…

Let’s recap week 12

Chiefs @ Raiders 20-24

The Raiders finally got a win! The Raiders finally got a win!

Browns @ Falcons 26-24

The guy I’m dating finally got to see regular season football Shenoa. He lives in Atlanta so we don’t spend many Sunday’s together, especially during the football season. This was a particularly exciting game to watch… only because it was the only game they were airing in Atlanta.  Of course we rooted for the Browns and were happy that they won. PS he told me that this was the first full football game he had watched in years… I said, “Yeah I have that effect on people. “

Titans @ Eagles 24-43

At least the Titans put up a fight… kinda

Lions @ Patriots 9-34

Well Matt Prater had a good game scoring the only points for the Lions, even though he missed one field goal. I have nothing nice to say about the Patriots except Gronk dancing on the sideline was entertaining to watch, even though he should learn to dance while keeping his tongue in his mouth… Maybe he was really concentrating on his moves.

Packers @ Vikings 24-21

Hey at least the Vikings put up a really good fight and made the Packers work for that win.

Jaguars @ Colts 3-23

This game was UGLY. There were so many turnovers they could have opened a bakery.

Bengals @ Texans 22-13

When Andy Dalton has a good game the Bengals have a good game, and the Ginger had a good day.

Buccaneers @ Bears 13-21

Da Bears beat their former coach Lovie Smith in this anticlimactic game.

Cardinals @ Seahawks 3-19

The Seahawks decided to actually play like the Seahawks and knocked the Cardinals amazing record down to their second loss of the season.

Rams @ Chargers 24-27

This is why I don’t pick the Rams to win… you let me down Bumblebees.

Dolphins @ Broncos 36-39

This game reminded me of the Colts 10 years ago.  Peyton and the boys would be down the whole game and in the 4^th quarter he would decide to light it up. This was a great game with a fantastic ending.

Redskins @ 49ers 13-17

I’m going to say it… the 49ers are NOT good, they just get lucky… PS the Redskins are benching RG3

Cowboys @ Giants 31-28

Odell Beckham Jr.’s AMAZING PHENOMINAL 3 FINGERED TOUCHDOWN CATCH BROKE THE INTERNET, and the Giants once again broke my heart. What a game.

Ravens @ Saints 34-27

I can’t believe that the Saints lost at home. I’m not sad though because I have Justin Forsett on my fantasy team and he killed it for the Ravens with 182 rushing yards and 2 touchdowns.

Jets @ Bills 3-38

The snow didn’t seem to affect the Bills one iota; in fact it fueled Buffalo into a tremendous win over the Jets in Detroit.

WEEK 13

Thursday November 27^th

Bears (5-6) @ Lions (7-4) [12:30pm CBS]

In the past 10 years of Thanksgiving games the Lions have only won one game and that was last year. I’m picking the Lions to win this game too.

Eagles (8-3) @ Cowboys (8-3) [4:30pm FOX]

In the past 10 years of Thanksgiving games the Cowboys have won 7 times and I’m picking them to win today. I’m actually hoping that this game ends in a tie and I’ll be rooting for the defense…

Seahawks (7-4) @ 49ers (7-4) [8:30pm NBC]

I’m picking the Seahawks for the win.

Sunday November 30^th   

Titans (2-9) @ Texans (5-6) [1pm CBS]

I’m going with the Texans.

Raiders (1-10) @ Rams (4-7) [1pm CBS]

I’m picking the Rams.

Chargers (7-4) @ Ravens (7-4) [1pm CBS]

I’m taking the Ravens.

Browns (7-4) @ Bills (6-5)  [1pm CBS]

This game should be played in Buffalo this Sunday after that massive snowstorm. It should be a good game and I’m picking the Bills for the win.

Bengals (7-3-1) @ Buccaneers (2-9) [1pm CBS]

I’m picking the Bengals for the win.

Redskins (3-8) @ Colts (7-4) [1pm FOX]

I feel pretty confident in a Colts win…

NY Giants (3-8) @ Jaguars (1-10) [1pm FOX]

I’m picking the Giants for the win. I mean, for the love of God, please get the win.

Panthers (3-7-1) @ Vikings (4-7) [1pm FOX]

 The Panthers are coming off their bye but I still don’t see them winning this game. We’ll see. I’m picking the Vikings.

Saints (4-7) @ Steelers (7-4) [1pm FOX]

I’m picking the Steelers but will be rooting for the Saints.

Cardinals (9-2) @ Falcons (4-7) [4:05pm FOX]

I’m picking the Cardinals for the win.

Patriots (9-2) @ Packers (8-3) [4:25pm CBS]

 Picking the Pats to ensure a Packers win.

Broncos (8-3) @ Chiefs (7-4) [8:30pm NBC]

This is going to be a good close game. I’m picking the Broncos to win.

Monday December 1^st 

Dolphins (6-5) @ Jets (2-9) [8:30pm ESPN]

I’ll have to go with the Dolphins…

There are no more byes for the rest of the season.

GO GMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for the edit Mom!!!!!