THE SHENOA REPORT Week 10 '14

The Shenoa Report

November 6, 2014

Regular Season Week 10

A shout out to my nephew who is 3 today! Happy Birthday Gid love you lots!!! The day he was born the NY Football Giants beat the Patriots. (Yes, this is how I remember events in my life. They all seem to be football related.) Later that season the Giants beat the Patriots in the Super Bowl. Oh to reminisce….

All of my teams lost last week, horribly… therefore I’m not very excited to write this report this week. But it’s a new week, a fresh start. I guess things could be worse… I could be a Raiders fan or a Jets fan…

My fantasy team is now 7-2! Woot woot! And, I did pretty good on my picks this past week: 9-4.

Anyway…

Let’s recap week 9

Saints @ Panthers 28-10

The outcome to this game wasn’t too shocking. It’s not cool living with a Panthers fan now that they haven’t won a game in a month….

Buccaneers @ Browns 17-22

My friend David said the other day “you know it’s a crazy weird season when out of all your teams it’s the Cleveland Browns that give you hope” Well done Brownies.

Cardinals @ Cowboys 28-17

Romo’s out with 2 broken bones in his back… and their backup didn’t fare any better. Well done Cardinals.

Eagles @ Texans 31-21

At least the Texans put up a fight. Sort of. Eagles starting QB got hurt so Mark Sanchez stepped in and brought the team to victory… Bet Rex Ryan misses Sanchez right about now.

Jets @ Chiefs 10-24

I heard that Rex Ryan was a defensive genius, so can someone explain to me why his team is now 1-8?  In other news, good job Chiefs.

Jaguars @ Bengals 23-33

In the battle of the big cats the Jags looked more like kittens.

Chargers @ Dolphins 0-37

This game shocked me! Way to shut out the Chargers Miami!

Redskins @ Vikings 26-29

Yeah that score sounds about right. RG3 is back for the Redskins.

Rams @ 49ers 13-10

 The bumblebees did it! They upset the 49ers!

Broncos @ Patriots 21-43

BLAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. That is all.

Raiders @ Seahawks 24-30

The Raiders almost got their first win… but almost doesn’t count in football…

Ravens @ Steelers 23-43

Big Ben is at it again. 2^nd 6 touchdown game in a row….

Colts @ NY Giants 40-24

I just don’t know what to say anymore. My dad and I were on the phone for an hour watching the game together. The conversation consisted of mostly swear words aimed towards the Giants… thankfully I fell asleep at half time…

WEEK 10

Thursday November 6^th

Browns (5-3) @ Bengals (5-2-1) [8:25pm CBS, NFLN]

I’m picking the Bengals. Love that little girl. Praying for her (Leah Still). Expecting miracles. GOD IS THE MIRACLE WORKER

Sunday November 9^th  

Cowboys (6-3) @ Jaguars (1-8) [1pm FOX]

I’m picking the Cowboys but rooting for the Jags… obviously.

49ers (4-4) @ Saints (4-4) [1pm FOX]

 I’m picking the Saints at home.

Falcons (2-6) @ Buccaneers (1-7) [1pm FOX]

I’m going with the Bucs in this battle of who could care less.

Chiefs (5-3) @ Bills (5-3)  [1pm CBS]

I’m picking the Bills (every time I wear my Bills t-shirt they win)

Dolphins (5-3) @ Lions (6-2) [1pm CBS]

I’m going with the Lions. Megatron is supposed to return!

Titans (2-6) @ Ravens (5-4) [1pm CBS]

I’m taking the Ravens, I don’t think they’ll be embarrassed 2 weeks in a row.

Steelers (6-3) @ Jets (1-8) [1pm CBS]

Let’s see how genius Rex Ryan is this week… is it still considered a circus if no one shows up? I’m picking the Steelers to win but I will be rooting for the Jets this time. Shocking I know.

Broncos (6-2) @ Raiders (0-8) [4:05pm CBS]

 I’m picking the Broncos… they really need to bounce back after last weeks terribleness.

Rams (3-5) @ Cardinals (7-1) [4:25pm FOX]

I’m going with the Cardinals… it amazes me that they have the best record in the NFL.

NY Giants (3-5) @ Seahawks (5-3) [4:25pm FOX]

I’m picking the Seahawks to win this game. I’m done being optimistic about my team…

Bears (3-5) @ Packers (5-3) [8:30pm NBC]

 I’m picking the Packers for the win.

Monday November 10^th

Panthers (3-5-1) @ Eagles (6-2) [8:30pm ESPN]

I’ll be rooting for the Panthers but picking the Eagles.

TEAMS WITH BYES: Patriots, Chargers, Texans, Colts, Redskins, Vikings

GO GMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for the edit Mom!!!!!