The Shenoa Report
September 4, 2014
Regular Season Week 1
IT’S HERE! IT’S HERE! THE FOOTBALL SEASON IS HERE!!!!! And
you know what that means; the Shenoa Report is back as well!!! Are you ready
for some football?!?!
If you’re a first time reader, welcome! And if you’re a
loyal follower welcome back, I’ve missed you. I started this blog four years
ago after a number of people asked me for my opinion on football and what teams
they should root for. Please know that I am very biased, and this report is
just my opinion!
The last time I wrote the Broncos and the Seahawks were
headed to the Super Bowl, thank God that’s over. I mean, Seattle totally deserved their rings
but MAN I wish it wasn’t at the expense of Peyton Manning and the Broncos. So
sad.
In offseason news this is what you all really need to know;
Clowney was the first pick of the draft and went to Houston. With the 22nd
pick of the draft the Browns picked Johnny Football… he’s a jackass. Jim Kelly
beat cancer. Vick is now the backup for
the Jets and Sanchez is now the backup for the Eagles, they just did a little
switch-a-roo. Steve Smith is no longer a Panther and is now a Raven. Justin Tuck left the Giants
and went to Oakland. Tear. The Redskins are most likely going to have to change
their name because it’s offensive. AND
BRETT FAVRE IS STILL RETIRED!!!!
I tallied up my picks from the 2012 and 2013 seasons and I
seem to be VERY consistent, I still definitely have room for improvement.
Here they are:
My Picks for the 2012/2013 NFL Seasons
|
Week 1
|
2012 Season
9-7
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2013 Season
10-6
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2014 Season
|
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Week 2
|
7-9
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13-3
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|
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Week 3
|
6-10
|
8-8
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|
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Week 4
|
12-3
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10-5
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|
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Week 5
|
9-6
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7-8
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Week 6
|
8-6
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10-5
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|
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Week 7
|
11-2
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9-6
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Week 8
|
10-4
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11-2
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|
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Week 9
|
11-3
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8-5
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|
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Week 10
|
6-8
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8-6
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|
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Week 11
|
13-1
|
10-5
|
|
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Week 12
|
12-4
|
6-8
|
|
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Week 13
|
10-6
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10-6
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|
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Week 14
|
8-8
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10-6
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|
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Week 15
|
7-9
|
9-7
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|
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Week 16
|
12-4
|
11-5
|
|
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Week 17
|
12-4
|
14-2
|
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Wild Card
|
3-1
|
1-3
|
|
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Divisional
|
1-3
|
2-2
|
|
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Championship
|
2-0
|
2-0
|
|
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Super Bowl
|
0-1
|
0-1
|
|
|
total
|
169-99
|
169-99
|
|
Lets see who’s playing whom in week one!!!!!
WEEK 1
Thursday September 4th
Packers @ Seahawks (8:30pm NBC)
The Super Bowl champs are taking on the Packers to open the
season. It should be a good game as long as Rodgers doesn’t have a caterpillar
on his face. I’m going to have to pick the Seahawks for the win.
Sunday September 7th
Redskins @ Texans (1pm FOX)
I would really like to see the Texans win their home
opener. Watt and Clowney should be fun
to watch especially when they pressure RG3. (Watt and Clowney are BIG defensive
dudes that play for Houston and RG3 is the Redskins QB) I’m picking the Texans
for the win. I mean they only have to win 3 this year to have a better record
than last season…
Vikings @ Rams (1pm FOX)
The Rams lost their starting QB in preseason, Sam Bradford
tore his ACL and is out for the season. But, the Vikings are faring much better
in the QB department starting Matt Cassel in week one. I’m picking the
bumblebees for the win only because it’s their home opener.
Bills @ Bears (1pm
FOX)
I’m taking the Bears over the Bills. Sorry Bills fans… maybe I’ll be wrong?
Bengals @ Ravens (1pm FOX)
Pretty sure the Ravens are going to win this one.
Saints @ Falcons (1pm CBS)
Ha! The Falcons are horrible. I’m picking the Saints.
Titans @ Chiefs (1pm CBS)
I’m going with the Chiefs for the win. Sorry Abby.
Patriots @ Dolphins (1pm CBS)
I am going to pick the Patriots for the win, not because I
like them or anything. You see, it seems
like EVERYTIME I don’t pick them to win they do anyway. Obviously I’ll be
rooting for the Dolphins.
Raiders @ Jets (1pm CBS)
I thought that I was going to pick the Jets to win their
home opener, but the more I thought about it the crazier it sounded. I’m going
with the Raiders for the win, only because the Jets would have better success
under the big top and not the football field.
Jaguars @ Eagles (1pm CBS)
As much as I hate the Eagles I’m going to have to pick them
to win their home opener, the Jags are just terrible.
Browns @ Steelers (1pm CBS)
Picking the Steelers…rooting the Browns.
Panthers @ Buccaneers (4:25pm FOX)
The Bucs have a new head coach in Lovie Smith but I still
don’t think they are going to win their home opener. BABOOM BABOOM I’m picking
the Panthers.
49ers @ Cowboys (4:25pm FOX)
In this rare occasion I will be rooting for and picking the
49ers. PS I really like to see the Cowboys
lose.
Colts @ Broncos (8:30pm NBC)
In the offseason the Broncos used the number 35 as
motivation in practice. Every time
someone wasn’t giving their best or wanted to give up they would be told “35”
(the number of points they lost by in the Super Bowl) Hopefully this motivation
works and they can come back stronger this year. The Colts are coming to
Manning’s house this time and I’m thinking the outcome is going to be
different. I’m picking the Broncos for the win.
Monday September 8th
Giants @ Lions (7:10pm ESPN)
Last year the Giants went 0-4 in the preseason and then lost
6 straight to start the regular season.
Pathetic. This year the Giants went 5-0 in the preseason, they still
have A LOT of work to do but I think they are on a better track already. We’ll
see. Against better judgment I am picking the Giants to upset the Lions. GO GMEN!!!!!
Chargers @ Cardinals (10:20pm ESPN)
Totally not staying up to watch this game. I’m picking the
Cardinals for the win, mainly because they are my defense in fantasy football.
Happy Week One!!!!! I hope your team wins! (Unless you’re a
Dallas, Detroit (only because you are playing the Giants) Philly, Washington,
New England, or Pittsburgh fan) Told you I was biased!
GO GMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks for the edit Mom!!!!!
Go lions! Stomp those giants!
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