The Shenoa Report Regular Season Week 2 '14

The Shenoa Report

September 11, 2014

Regular Season Week 2

Every season week one always leaves me scratching my head, this one was no different. I went 8-8 for my picks, which is an all time low. I’ve got to get it together, or something.  But really, who would have thought that the Dolphins would have beat the Patriots, the Bills would have beat the Bears and the Falcons would have beat the Saints. I mean it was a big surprise to me too.

Being sick and watching football sucks. I know that I watched most of the games but I was in such a cold-medicated-state that I’m gonna be honest I don’t remember much. I do know that I won this week in Fantasy Football!!!!

I’m sure you are sick and tired of hearing about Ray Rice so I am not even going to go into it. It’s a big mess, not even close to being over, and we’ll leave it at that.

To quote my friend Dean “Half the teams are undefeated so far this season”

Let’s recap week one

Packers @ Seahawks 16-36

I knew that the Seahawks would win but I didn’t think that they would make Green Bay look that bad.  

Redskins @ Texans 6-17

Did the Texans look really good or are the Redskins really THAT bad? Only time will tell. There is bad news for Houston, Clowney will be out for the next 4 to 6 weeks with a torn meniscus…. Good thing they still have J.J. Watt.

Vikings @ Rams 34-6

I did not see that coming!  The Vikings dominated the Rams.

Bills @ Bears 23-20 OT

Holy Moly Batman! The Bills won a game! In overtime!

Bengals @ Ravens 23-16

What in the world is going on? The Bengals won? Against the Ravens?  WHAT? WHAT?!?!

Saints @ Falcons 34-37 OT

NO, seriously what in the world is going on in the NFL world??? The Falcons beat the Saints. … This game made my head hurt a little bit.

Titans @ Chiefs 26-10

Are we back to watching the Chiefs that suck? Possibly.

Patriots @ Dolphins 20-33

WOOT WOOOT WOOOOOOOT DOLPHINS! Might I add that this is the first time since Tom Brady has been on the Pats that New England is all alone in last place of the AFC East!

Raiders @ Jets 14-19

I still think the Jets should join the circus…

Jaguars @ Eagles 17-34

Dear Jags, there are 4 quarters in a football game not two! Next time play the entire game. Either way it was nice watching the Eagles struggle for the first half.

Browns @ Steelers 27-30

So close Brownies! So close.

Panthers @ Buccaneers 20-14

The Panthers won, yes, BUT in true Panther fashion they almost lost it too…

49ers @ Cowboys 28-17

Hey, at least the Cowboys still suck. Romo had 3 interceptions. And that makes me smile. My QB only had 2….

Colts @ Broncos 24-31

Glad that Peyton got some redemption. He’s still got it.

Giants @ Lions 14-35

I’ve come to the realization that my team is the team that other teams count on as an easy W in their football schedule…. This sucks. Mom always said that if you don’t have anything nice to say you shouldn’t say anything at all…. That’s all I have to say about this game.

Chargers @ Cardinals 17-18

Didn’t care much about this game other than the Cardinals D scoring me some points in fantasy. I won by 2 points but a win is a win!

WEEK 2

Thursday September 11th

Steelers (1-0) @ Ravens (0-1) [8:25pm CBS, NFLN]

This is tough. The Browns almost beat the Steelers but the Ravens have already lost at home to the Bengals. Personally, I hope this game ends in a tie, but if I have to pick a winner I’m going to have to go with the Ravens.

Sunday September 14th

Cowboys (0-1) @ Titans (1-0) [1pm FOX]

Hoping that Romo throws many more interceptions. I am picking the Titans for the win!

Cardinals (1-0) @ NY Giants (0-1) [1pm FOX]

Oh lord, The Giants looked absolutely terrible Monday night and the Cardinals barely squeeked out a win against the Chargers. I am a glutton for punishment so I am going to pick my Giants to get their first win of the season.

Saints (0-1) @ Browns (0-1)  [1pm FOX]

I’m thinking that the Browns could maybe win this game. I’m picking the Saints to win but I think that the Browns can do it.

Lions (1-0) @ Panthers (1-0) [1pm FOX]

Cam should be starting for the Panthers this weekend, with that being said, I hope that the Panthers play for all 4 quarters because they almost gave up the win last week. If they can shut down Megatron they have a chance at winning. I don’t see the Lions winning 2 in a row so I’m going with the Panthers for the win. Don’t let me down.

Dolphins (1-0) @ Bills (1-0) [1pm CBS]

Can the Bills win 2 in a row? I think so! I’m picking the Bills for the win (I know its gutsy but that’s how I roll)

Jaguars (0-1) @ Redskins (0-1) [1pm CBS]

I’m picking the Jags for the win but that’s only if they show up for the whole game.

Patriots (0-1) @ Vikings (1-0) [1pm CBS]

I’d really like to see the Pats go 0-2. Come on Vikings I’m picking you for the win!

Falcons (1-0) @ Bengals (1-0) [1pm CBS]

Both these teams won last week against really good teams. This has left me scratching my head. I guess I’ll take the Bengals for the win.

 

Rams (0-1) @ Buccaneers (0-1) [4:05pm FOX]

I’m picking the Bucs at home, mainly because I like to hear the cannons go BABOOM.

Seahawks (1-0) @ Chargers (0-1) [4:05pm FOX]

Picking the Seahawks for the win.

Texans (1-0) @ Raiders (0-1) [4:25pm CBS]

I’m going to have to pick the Texans for the win. I have a crush on J.J. Watt… there I said it. It’s out there now.

Jets (1-0) @ Packers (0-1) [4:25pm CBS]

I’m pretty sure the Packers will get their first win of the season. Watch out Packer fans the circus is in town.

Chiefs (0-1) @ Broncos (1-0) [4:25pm CBS]

Picking the Broncos for the win!

Bears (0-1) @ 49ers (1-0) [8:30pm NBC]

I’m going to have to pick the 49ers for the win but it wouldn’t upset me one bit if I was wrong.

Monday September 15th

Eagles (1-0) @ Colts (0-1) [8:30pm ESPN]

I’m picking the Colts, don’t let me down boys.

GO GMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for the edit Mom!!!!!