The Shenoa Report
December 4, 2010
Regular Season Week 13
It seems like forever ago that I wrote my last report. Was it really only last week? I hope everyone had a safe and fun Thanksgiving and Detroit, well maybe next year?
I didn’t get my report out in time for the Thursday night game and I apologize for that. I was babysitting Friday night and the family’s dvr had the ESPYS from 2008 and it got me very excited about the Giants. It rejuvenated my hope and trust in them. What a great year… maybe this year will be much like it.
All right lets recap week 12’s games.
New England @ Detroit 45-24
Well the first half was good. According to Brian Regan in baseball if you play a half game you may get a whole snow cone but that’s not the case in the NLF if you don’t play the whole game there is no snow cone. What made this game worse was watching it with a gloating Pats fan….
New Orleans @ Dallas 30-27
I was glad to see the Saints pull out the win at Dallas. I’m not gonna lie I was yelling WHO DAT to a sad Dallas fan Thursday night.
Cincinnati @ New York Jets 10-26
My brother doesn’t have the NFL Network so I watched this game on my trusty MacBook, and I am so glad I did (especially watching it with said Pats fan) It was a perfect end to the best thanksgiving ever. J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS!
Green Bay @ Atlanta 17-20
Green Bay couldn’t pull off the win. Is Atlanta really that legit?
Pittsburgh @ Buffalo 19-16 OT
What a game. Stevie Johnson had 5 dropped receptions this game and if he had made that one catch in overtime the outcome would have been a Buffalo win. But the shoulda woulda couldas don’t count in football and Pittsburgh won it in OT. Oh and Stevie lets not blame God for your lack of ability to catch a clutch pass…
Carolina @ Cleveland 23-24
I thought for sure when the game came down to a John Kasey field goal that the Panthers would win it for sure. I was wrong. At least Carolina will get the first pick in the draft….
Tennessee @Houston 0-20
This game made more headlines than any other this week. It wasn’t for the actual game but the ridiculous fight that broke out in the 4th quarter against Cortland Finnegan and Andre Johnson. Both were ejected from the game. Tennessee has lost 4 straight games and is in serious trouble. Sorry Abby.
Jacksonville @ New York Giants 20-24
This game made me crazy! I was listening to it on the drive back from Norfolk and the other drivers on the road probably thought I was crazy. I was yelling and screaming at the radio and it didn’t seem to be helping the Giants at all. When I got home I didn’t get the game (I only got the stupid panthers game) but I have awesome friends who gave me the play by play via text messages. I really wish I could have seen the rest of the game but either way the GMEN got the win and that’s all that matters. All in all the Giants played like crap the first half but they pulled it together thankfully.
Minnesota @ Washington 17-13
Hey, hey, hey Minnesota gets a win. With Childress gone the Vikings pull one out. Thanks Minnesota for helping out my GMEN.
Miami @ Oakland 33-17
This outcome surprised me. I really thought that Oakland would have won this game. Boy was I wrong. It did help that Henne was back as the starting QB for Miami.
Kansas City @ Seattle 42-24
Man I’m wrong a lot. I thought for sure Seattle would win this game. I hope I at least keep you entertained with my ridiculous predictions every week.
Tampa Bay @ Baltimore 10-17
Tampa Bay Scored too little too late and Baltimore wins this one.
Philadelphia @ Chicago 26-31
HAH!!!! For every bad prediction I had at least one good one come out! Thank you Chicago for snuffing the Eagles. Thank you thank you thank you!
Saint Louis @ Denver 36-33
If I were keeping track of my picks this week it would be pathetic. I once again picked Denver and was wrong but way to go Sam. PS Denver’s head coach is in big trouble for cheating. Didn’t you learn anything from Bill Belichick ‘s spygate?!? McDaniels I thought you were better than that. Shame on you.
San Diego @ Indianapolis 36-14
When I think about this game these are the words that come to mind. Pathetic. Sad. Ridiculous. Dumbfounded. 4 interceptions!!!! Really!?!?! PEYTON YOU ARE KILLING ME! STOP IT!!!!! AHHHHHHHH. Frustration.
San Francisco @ Arizona 27-6
It’s official. Arizona is horrible without Kurt Warner. Book closed.
WEEK 13
I hope that week 13 is a lucky one for me.
Houston @ Philadelphia 24-34
I would have picked Houston to win and I would have been wrong. Damn that Thursday Night Football and damn the Eagles… I hate Philly. (Yeah I never get sick of saying that) Houston is now 5-7 and Philadelphia is 8-4
New Orleans @ Cincinnati
Did you know that the Bengals are 2-9 coming into this game? Obviously they are not going to make the playoffs. The question is now are they going to start playing for that first draft pick or are they going to try to upset those teams that have a chance. New Orleans is fighting for first place in their division where Atlanta leads the division at 9-2 while the Saints are 8-3. Will Cincinnati upset New Orleans or will New Orleans upset Atlanta. I’m picking the Saints to win this game.
Chicago @ Detroit
I’m pretty sure that Chicago has this one. Chicago is 8-3 while Detroit is 2-9.
San Francisco @ Green Bay
I’m picking Green Bay. The 49ers are 4-7 and the Packers are 7-4.
Denver @ Kansas City
I’m hoping that Denver will win this one, its unlikely I know but a girl can hope. Denver is 3-8 and KC is 7-4
Cleveland @ Miami
I would love to see Cleveland win this one but if I were a betting girl (which I am not) I would bet Miami would win. Cleveland is 4-7 and Miami is 6-5
Buffalo @ Minnesota
Once again I am going with Buffalo and if this game goes into OT like most Bills games do may Buffalo actually win it! Minnesota is 4-7 and the Bills are 2-9
Washington @ New York Giants
Side story: So tonight my good friend Jamie was throwing a Holiday party and asked me to come set up. So my housemate and I jumped into her car (after much primping) and headed down the road. Well the next thing I know my housemate has car trouble and pulls in to this parking lot saying that her check engine light has just come on and she starts crying. I start praying because I don’t know what else to do. She asks me to go inside to get some help at this dark building and I look in and it looks like someone is having a candlelight vigil. I think I’m about to interrupt a prayer meeting so I open the door and the people inside turn the lights on and yell SURPRISE!!!!! I quickly close the door and start swearing because I think that these people have just ruined a perfectly good surprise on a couple of girls with car trouble. And then I recognize my mother (who lives in NY btw I live in NC) and I start to realize that the surprise may just be for me being that I am turning the big 3-0 in 9 days…. My friends and family got me good, which brings me to some other exciting new … my dad and I will be able to watch the Giants game together in my living room! Now Gmen I am asking for an early birthday present. Just win. Please and thank you. I’m excited to be able to watch this game with my dad and it will be the perfect end to the perfect weekend. LETS GO GMEN!!!!!!! PS the Giant are 7-4 and the Redskins are 5-6
Jacksonville @ Tennessee
Tennessee has to break their 4 game losing streak with a win. Good luck Titans, you’ll need it, though a tie would do just fine… the Colts need all the help they can get. Jacksonville is 6-5 and Tennessee is 5-6
Oakland @ San Diego
I’m pretty sure San Diego has this one. Oakland is 5-6 and San Diego is 6-5
Saint Louis @ Arizona
The Rams got this. Arizona sucks. Saint Louis is 5-6 (and are at the top of their division, which is a joke of a division) and Arizona is at 3-8 and at the bottom of the same division
Dallas @ Indianapolis
The Colts have got to win this one. Hey Peyton! Be a dear and throw to your own teammates this week. Thanks. Love you. PS I hate Dallas. Indi is 6-5 and the Cowboys are 3-8
Carolina @ Seattle
I’m picking the Seahawks. Carolina is 1-10 and Seattle is 5-6
Atlanta @ Tampa Bay
This should be a good game and I’m hoping that Tampa Bay will come out with the win. Atlanta is 9-2 and Tampa Bay is 7-4
Pittsburgh @ Baltimore
Big Ben is playing with a broken foot. Lets Go Baltimore! Pittsburgh and Baltimore are tied for first with 8-3 in the AFC North
New York Jets @ New England
J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Did you hear that Tom Brady is endorsing Uggs?!?!?! While he is prancing around the field I hope the Jets defensive line has their way with him. Obviously I am picking the Jets. Both teams are 9-2 and lead the AFC East.
Thanks for reading! GO GIANTS AND GO COLTS !!!!! AND GO JETS J
Thanks Mom for editing for me!
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