The Shenoa Report
December 8, 2022
Regular Season Week 14
Week 13 wasn’t as lucky as I’d hoped it to be. I lost in fantasy, which propelled my partner into the fantasy playoffs, while I’ll be in the consolation bracket. The Giants didn’t lose but they didn’t win either. The only silver lining to week 13 was my picks. I went 13-2!!!!!!!
Before we get to week 14 let’s recap the ridiculousness of week 12…
Bills @ Patriots 24-10
It’s not surprising that the Bills won. At least I didn’t think so.
Steelers @ Falcons 19-16
The Steelers got the win but the Falcons didn’t go down without a fight. It was the Steelers defense that really stepped up and only allowed one touchdown.
Broncos @ Ravens 9-10
I really thought that the Broncos were actually going to pull off a win. With Lamar Jackson pulled from the game due to a knee injury Denver actually led most of the game. But then they were the Broncos and they let the Ravens score in the very last seconds of the game.
Packers @ Bears 28-19
It looks like Aaron Rodgers still owns the Bears. At least he got my new favorite wide receiver, Christian Watson, involved to get me enough fantasy points that I was annoyed by losing.
Jaguars @ Lions 14-40
The Lions look like a completely different team these last few weeks and they made that abundantly clear when they throttled the Jags.
Browns @ Texans 27-14
Every single time Deshawn Watson had the ball he was booed. Houston was, for sure, in his head. The Browns didn’t have an offensive touchdown, but their defense made a statement and won the game for Cleveland.
NY Jets @ Vikings 22-27
OOOOOOhhhhh the Vikings almost lost this game. It was super close and very intense. Not as intense as the next game though. I think it was pure luck that the Vikings pulled off this win.
Commanders @ NY Giants 20-20 OT
This game was tough to watch. The Refs were garbage, the Giants played like garbage, and Brian Daboll forgot that he was the tough, ballsy coach we know him to be. Poor play calling, poor clock management, and not enough chance taking. At least the Giants didn’t lose? Well, they didn’t win either and that’s way more disappointing.
Titans @ Eagles 10-35
Of course the Eagles won and of course it wasn’t even close. Ugh.
Seahawks @ Rams 27-23
Geno Smith found a new best friend in DK Metcalf, both of whom are on my partner's team, who I played in fantasy. They combined for 49 fantasy points. It’s no wonder the Seahawks won this game.
Dolphins @ 49ers 17-33
The 49ers replaced Jimmy G after he broke his foot with Mr. Irrelevant at quarterback, Brock Purdy, and the 49ers still won the game without batting an eye. It must have been pretty humbling for the Dolphins.
Chiefs @ Bengals 24-27
This was one of the picks I got wrong. I am still surprised that the Bengals beat the Chiefs and even more surprised that the Bengals didn’t let the Chiefs score in the 4th quarter.
Chargers @ Raiders 20-27
This was the other game I got wrong. But really? Did you think the Raiders were going to win this game? No, no you didn’t!
Colts @ Cowboys 19-54
This game got out of hand and it happened so fast. The whole second half was super ugly. I’m going to be honest. I didn’t really watch it.
Saints @ Buccaneers 16-17
You never count out Tom Brady. Coming into the fourth quarter the Bucs were down 16-3. In the last 5 minutes of the game the Bucs scored a touchdown, got the ball back, and marched down the field and scored again. It was crazy. You never count out the goat. This was the second time this season where Tom Brady threw a comeback touchdown pass to win the game with just 15 or fewer seconds left. This game winning touchdown came with just 3 seconds left.
WEEK 14
Thursday, December 8th
Raiders (5-7) @ Rams (3-9) (8:15pm Prime Video)
The Rams picked up Baker Mayfield and he might get the start for the Rams. If he does, I’m picking the Rams to win.
Sunday, December 11th
Jets (7-5) @ Bills (9-3) (1pm CBS)
I’m picking the Bills to win this divisional matchup.
Browns (5-7) @ Bengals (8-4) (1pm CBS)
I’m picking the Bengals to win this game but I’m hoping that Deshawn Watson does better than last week because I have to start him in hopes of winning the consolation bracket.
Texans (1-10-1) @ Cowboys (9-3) (1pm FOX)
I’m picking the Cowboys for the win, it’s kind of a no brainer.
Vikings (10-2) @ Lions (5-7) (1pm FOX)
The Lions are looking good as of late. Will it be enough to beat their division rival? I don’t think so. I’m picking the Vikings to win this game.
Eagles (11-1) @ NY Giants (7-4-1) (1pm FOX)
Ugh. I am not looking forward to this game. Maybe the Giants will get the win in this divisional matchup as an early birthday present to me. I can hope and dream right? I’m picking the Eagles to win. Please Daboll, let me be wrong in my pick! Go G-Men!
Ravens (8-4) @ Steelers (5-7) (1pm CBS)
With Lamar Jackson out I am going to pick the Steelers to win this game.
Jaguars (4-8) @ Titans (7-5) (1pm CBS)
The Titans fired their GM this past week and they are leading their division! I’m picking the Titans to win this game.
Chiefs (9-3) @ Broncos (3-9) (4:05pm CBS)
I’m still surprised that the Chiefs lost last week. They won’t lose 2 in a row. I’m picking the Chiefs for the win.
Buccaneers (6-6) @ 49ers (8-4) (4:25pm FOX)
Even with Jimmy G out with a broken foot I’m still going to pick the 49ers to win this game. But I’d be quite happy if the Bucs pulled off the upset.
Panthers (4-8) @ Seahawks (7-5) (4:25pm FOX)
The Panthers are fresh off their bye week but I don’t think it’s going to make much of a difference. I’m picking the Seahawks to win this game.
Dolphins (8-4) @ Chargers (6-6) (8:20pm NBC)
I think that the Dolphins will win this game and that’s who I’m picking to win.
Monday, December 12th
Patriots (6-6) @ Cardinals (4-8) (8:15pm ESPN/ABC)
Neither team is very good. The Cardinals are fresh off their bye so I am going to pick them for the win.
The Saints, Packers, Bears, Commanders, Falcons, and Colts are all on bye this week, so they can’t lose.
Tuesday, December 13th
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!!!!!
GO G-MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks for the edit Eric!
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