The Shenoa Report
December 2, 2021
Regular Season Week 13
I hope everyone had a safe, happy Thanksgiving. It’s December! 2020 has been the longest year ever! I joke, I joke, kinda… Week 12 was another doozie. I’d like to say I did better on my picks, but not so much. I went 8-7, but I did win fantasy AND the NY Football Giants also won! WOOT!!! It was a great weekend!
Here’s the recap of week 12.
Bears @ Lions 16-14
Well, I picked the Lions so of course the Bears won in the last seconds of the game. Another heartbreaking loss for the Lions.
Raiders @ Cowboys 36-33 OT
I picked the Cowboys to win so of course the Raiders won in overtime, without Darren Waller, who left the game in the first half with a knee injury. It was nice to see the Cowboys lose, even if I got the pick wrong.
Bills @ Saints 31-6
I picked the Bills to win, and they absolutely did. Is it safe to say the Bills are back?
Steelers @ Bengals 10-41
The Bengals throttled the Steelers and it was very fun to watch!
Jets @ Texans 21-14
I picked up the Texans defense thinking it would be easy points because they were playing the Jets. Damnit! I got the pick wrong too.
Buccaneers @ Colts 38-31
Leonard Fournette had FOUR touchdowns! It was amazing, and I’m so glad I drafted him in fantasy.
Falcons @ Jaguars 21-14
Cordarrelle Patterson is the only reason the Falcons won, well that and the Jags being the mistake ridden Jags.
Panthers @ Dolphins 10-33
This game was hard to watch. Cam Newton was benched after his second interception and Christian McCaffery sustained another injury that’ll keep him out for the rest of the season. Not a good day to be a Panthers fan.
Titans @ Patriots 13-36
I think it’s safe to say the Patriots are back and playing really good football. I’m not sure how they did it without a Jakobi Myers touchdown though. I guess he’s already met his quota for the year; one…
Eagles @ NY Giants 7-13
I wore my Michael Strahan jersey and THE GIANTS WON!!!!!! On the day that the organization retired Micheal Strahan's jersey, the defense showed up big time and STOMPED OUT the Eagles. I still can’t believe it! Jalen Hurts didn’t have any passing touchdowns and three interceptions, and the defense forced four turnovers. It was awesome. It was nice to wear my Giants gear all week in celebration.
Chargers @ Broncos 13-28
The Chargers are not as good as I thought they were and the Broncos are much better than I gave them credit for. The Broncos defense stepped up and intercepted not one but two of Justin Herbert’s passes. On the other side of the field Teddy “two gloves” Bridgewater had no interceptions on the day.
Rams @ Packers 28-36
What in the world is going on with the Rams? I refuse to believe the Packers are as good as everyone is giving them credit for. Let’s get back to the Rams, they looked pathetic. Their only silver lining was that OBJ scored his first touchdown with the team. Rams, do better.
Vikings @ 49ers 26-34
The 49ers, as beat up as they are, have finally won their second game at home. It hurt me a little bit to root for Kirk Cousins, as I had to start him in fantasy, but I was not so secretly happy the Vikings lost the game.
Browns @ Ravens 10-16
I really didn’t think this game would be this close. I got the pick correct but was disappointed that Nick Chubb didn’t score. I mean, that’s what he does, so it sucks when he doesn’t.
Seahawks @ Washington 15-17
I still can’t believe that the Seahawks only have 3 wins this season. For comparison the Giants now have a better record than they do. Ouch. The Seahawks had a chance to at least tie it to send it to overtime but things didn’t go their way. They missed the two point conversion and then got a penalty on the onside kick, which they recovered, but had to re-kick and didn’t recover the second time.
WEEK 14
Thursday, December 2nd
Cowboys (7-4) @ Saints (5-6) (8:20pm FOX/NFLN)
The Cowboys have multiple Covid positive tests on their staff, one of which is head coach Mike Mcarthy, who won’t be at the game. The Saints seem to have it much worse even without Covid concerns. I’m picking the Cowboys to win this game.
Sunday, December 5th
Buccaneers (8-3) @ Falcons (5-6) (1pm FOX)
I’m picking the Bucs to win this game and I hope that Uncle Lenny has another big game.
Cardinals (9-2) @ Bears (4-7) (1pm FOX)
I’m hoping and praying that Kyler Murry and Dehop start and have a really good game. Obviously, I’m picking the Cards to win.
Chargers (6-5) @ Bengals (7-4) (1pm CBS)
I’m picking the Bengals to win this game; I think the Chargers peaked a long time ago.
Vikings (5-6) @ Lions (0-10-1) (1pm CBS)
Will this be the game the Lions get the win? I’m rooting for them, but picking the Vikings for the W.
Colts (6-6) @ Texans (2-9) (1pm CBS)
I dropped the Texans defense and picked up the Colts defense. I’m picking the Colts to win this game.
NY Giants (4-7) @ Dolphins (5-7) (1pm FOX)
I was all set to actually pick the Giant to win a game, but it looks like Danny hurt his neck and won’t be able to play. If by some miracle Danny does play, I’ll pick the Giants to win, but if he doesn’t play I’m picking the Dolphins to win. I hate picking the games so early in the week.
Eagles (5-7) @ Jets (3-8) (1pm CBS)
I’d love to see the Jets win, but I’m going to have to pick the Eagles for the win.
Washington (5-6) @ Raiders (6-5) (4:05pm FOX)
I’d like to see the Raiders win this game, but I just don’t know. The Football Team is pretty beaten up, and my opponent has most of their players, so I definitely will not be rooting for Washington. I’m picking the Raiders to win.
Jaguars (2-9) @ Rams (7-4) (4:05pm FOX)
I think that the Rams will finally bounce back and win this game. Also, I need OBJ and my little Cooper Kupp to have at least two touchdowns apiece.
Ravens (8-3) @ Steelers (5-5-1) (4:25pm CBS)
My opponent is also Ravens heavy so I hope it’s a really low scoring, sloppy game. The Steelers are horrible this year so I’m picking Baltimore for the win.
49ers (6-5) @ Seahawks (3-8) (4:25pm CBS)
I never thought I’d do this, but I’m picking against Seattle. I’m picking the 49ers to win this game.
Broncos (6-5) @ Chiefs (7-4) (8:20pm NBC)
I’m picking the Chiefs to win this game. It should be a decent one to watch.
Monday, December 6th
Patriots (8-4) @ Bills (7-4) (8:15pm ESPN)
This is the battle for the AFC East. The Bills have never hosted a Monday Night Football Game in December. Hey, there’s a first time for everything. Do you Billieve? I’m picking the Bills to win, but won’t be surprised if they don’t.
BYE WEEK: Browns, Titans, Panthers, Packers
GO GMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks for the edit Eric!
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