The Shenoa Report Regular Season Week 10 '17 #theshenoareport

The Shenoa Report

November 9, 2017

Regular Season Week 10

Hello my faithful readers. I am so sorry I didn’t post last week. I was in the hospital. Being sick is a horrible thing and I don’t suggest it to anyone. I usually write my report on Wednesday to have it posted Thursday but last Wednesday I was sent home from work with a fever and didn’t feel like writing my report that evening. Work policy is to be symptom free for 24 hrs before returning to work. I still had a fever Wednesday night so I knew that I wouldn’t be working on Thursday, and with a good nights sleep I thought I would just knock out the report on the couch. Well, I woke up Thursday morning to excruciating pain in my abdomen that burned and radiated, called my mom, and she drove me to the hospital. From that moment on the report was the last thing on my mind. I’ll spare you the details. Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday are a complete blur.  I’m a HUGE football fan, you know this, so it was so hard for me to not watch football, but at the same time I was so out of it I didn’t even care. My cousin had texted me to let me know I still had Watson in my starting line up. Eric was in charge of my phone and changed my lineup. I thought it was part of one of my hallucinations that Watson was on IR for the rest of the season. Week 9 was my bye week. Now I’m taking baby steps. I’m out of the hospital as of Tuesday afternoon but have to have weekly doctors appointments to monitor me in hopes that I don’t have to have surgery. I’m on super strong antibiotics that make me feel like poop but at least I’m out of the hospital. It is Thursday again and I am sitting on my couch in hopes to have the Shenoa Report posted on time once again. Week 8 I went 10-3 on my picks and I am currently in a downward spiral in my fantasy leagues 5,4 and 4,5…. If I had made picks for week 9 I would have gone 7-5

Let’s recap week nine. I’m going to be honest; I slept through all of these games. And at one point, when I woke up, I thought the Patriots were playing, and winning…. The Patriots had their bye in week 9 as well.

Bills @ Jets 21-34

I was in my “room” in the ER and saw some of this game, as the game was on and I remember the Jets helmets being very shiny. The pain meds were good.  Apparently the Jets won, I would have picked the Bills to have won and would have been wrong.   

Rams @ Giants 51-17

I slept through this game, as did the Giants. But really, in all seriousness, McA-DON’T. JUST STOP. WILL SOMEONE PLEASE FIRE HIM?!?! It’ll be a happier thanksgiving if they do.

Ravens @ Titans 17-20

I would have picked the Ravens I would have been wrong

Buccaneers @ Saints 10-30

If I had been with it I would have told Eric to not start the Giants defense but start the Saints defense instead. #hospitalfail #outofit But I would have picked the Saints to win this game. Oh, and thanks Mike Evens for fighting and getting yourself suspended, it’s REALLY helping my fantasy team. #lostby4points

Broncos @ Eagles 23-51

I would have picked the Eagles and then not been happy with the outcome. It’s hard to believe that they have the best record in the NFL.

Bengals @ Jaguars 7-23

Another fight. Ridiculous. I would have picked the Jags to win though

Colts @ Texans 20-14

I still don’t believe that Watson is out the rest of the season, but it would explain the score of this game. I would not have picked the Colts to win.

Cardinals @ 49ers 20-10

I would have picked the Cardinals and the 49ers are still winless… I have a feeling things will change soon.

Redskins  @ Seahawks 17-14

I did not think that the Redskins would win, let alone in Seattle!

Chiefs @ Cowboys 17-28

I would have picked the Chiefs to win, and I would’ve been really wrong, and sad.

Raiders @ Dolphins 27-24

I didn’t watch this game either but I vaguely remember it being on. Eric watched a lot of football for me while being by my bedside at the hospital.  I would have picked the Raiders to win this game.

Lions @ Packers30-17

I saw bits and pieces of this game mostly when they woke me up to take my vitals and meds. I would have picked the Lions to win.

WEEK 10

Thursday, November 9^th

   

Seahawks (5-3) @ Cardinals (4-4) [8:25pm NBC]

I’m picking the Seahawks for the win.

Sunday, November 12^th      

Saints (6-2) @ Bills (5-3) [1pm FOX]

I’m picking the Saints to win

Browns (0-8) @ Lions (4-4) [1pm CBS]

I’m picking the Lions to win. Sorry Dean

Packers (4-4) @ Bears (3-5)  [1pm FOX]

I’m picking the Bears to win

Steelers (6-2) @ Colts (3-6) [1pm CBS]

I’m picking the Steelers to win

Bengals (3-5) @ Titans (5-3) [1pm FOX]

I’m picking the Titans to win

Jets (4-5) @ Buccaneers (2-6) [1pm CBS]

I’m picking the Jets to win

Vikings (6-2) @ Redskins (4-4) [1pm FOX]

I’m picking the Vikings to win

Chargers (3-5) @ Jaguars (5-3) [1pm CBS]

I’m picking the Jags to win

Texans (3-5) @ Rams (6-2) [4:05pm CBS]

I’m picking the Rams

Cowboys (5-3) @ Falcons (4-4) [4:05pm CBS]

Zeek is finally serving his 6 game suspension. I’m picking the Falcons to win.

NY Giants (1-7) @ 49ers (0-9) [4:25pm FOX]

I’ll be rooting for the Giants but I think that the 49ers are going to get their first win.

Patriots (6-2) @ Broncos (3-5) [8:30pm NBC]

I’m picking the Pats

Monday, November 13^th   

Dolphins (4-4) @ Panthers (6-3) [8:30pm ESPN]

I’m picking the Panthers.

BYE: Chiefs, Raiders, Eagles, Ravens

GO GMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for the edit Eric!!!!!