The Shenoa Report Regular Season Week 8 '17 #theshenoareport

The Shenoa Report

October 25, 2017

Regular Season Week 8

I’m really looking forward to week eight of football. The Giants can’t lose this week; they have a bye. I didn’t do too badly on my picks as I went 10-5 last week, but I lost miserably on both teams in fantasy. Frickin’ Can’t Newton,  I am 5-2 and 3-4 in my fantasy leagues.

There were three shutouts in week 7 and for the first time in years there are no undefeated teams. It has been nice to NOT hear Joe Buck’s voice on Sunday, I guess baseball is useful for something.

Let’s recap week seven.

Chiefs @ Raiders 30-31

The Chiefs didn’t quite bounce back, but that ending! Wow. But the most talked about part of the game was when Marshawn Lynch ran onto the field from the sideline to break up a fight, grabbing the shirt of a ref and then pushing him to get to his cousin on the other team. Drama drama drama. Lynch was thrown out of the game and suspended one game as more punishment.

Buccaneers @ Bills 27-30

The Bills somehow managed to get another win, with the help of LeSean McCoy scoring not one but two touchdowns; his first and second of the season.

Panthers @ Bears 3-17

Bears quarterback only threw SEVEN passes and they STILL beat the Panthers. Flippin Cam Newton threw more to the Bears than his own teammates, and of course I started him in fantasy. I would have been better off not starting a QB at all… -5 points, thanks a lot Cam. AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! In other news I wasn’t very fun to be around Sunday afternoon. Sorry to those who had to be graced by my presence.

Titans @ Browns 12-9 OT

So the Browns are winless. In other news, I guess that isn’t really news is it.

Saints @ Packers 26-17

The Packers are hurting without Aaron, clearly.

Jaguars @ Colts 27-0

The Jags SHUTOUT the Colts, that’s all that really needs to be said.

Cardinals @ Rams 0-33

In other news, the Rams SHUTOUT the Cards. When did the Rams get good, or when did the Cards get so bad?

Broncos @ Chargers 0-21

In other, other news, the Chargers SHUTOUT the Broncos. This is not a joke. It really happened. I know. I’m confused too.

Jets @ Dolphins 28-31

Jay Cutler cracked his ribs and in stepped Matt Moore to lead the Dolphins to victory over the J-E-T-S.

Ravens @ Vikings 16-24

I mean, I’m not surprised by this score, are you? The Vikings are pretty underrated this season and the Ravens are not even rated.

Cowboys @ 49ers 40-10

The 49ers were able to boast about losing by 3 points or less in 5 of their last 6 games but this was not the case on Sunday. So, San Francisco continues to be winless.

Seahawks @ NY Giants 24-7

First of all, the refs are atrocious. Second of all, if anything, that was an incomplete pass NOT A TOUCHDOWN, let alone a Seattle touchdown!!!!!!! Third of all, the Giants defense held the Seahawks for over 15 plays inside the 10 yard line and had another goal line stand!!!! Then of course, the offense couldn’t do anything and the defense was on the field again.  It was a hard game to watch. At least the Giants can’t lose next week…

Bengals @ Steelers 14-29

I don’t think that the Steelers are as good as everyone says they are, well I do think that Bell is.

Falcons @ Patriots 7-23

The Fog Bowl was anticlimactic. The Falcons never had a chance and I’m wondering how they made it to the Super Bowl last year.

Redskins @ Eagles 24-34

I wanted this game to end in a tie, obviously it didn’t.

WEEK 8

Thursday, October 26^th   

Dolphins (4-2) @ Ravens (3-4) [8:25pm CBS]

Call me crazy but I’m picking the Dolphins for the win.

Sunday, October 29^th      

Vikings (5-2) @ Browns (0-7) [9:30am NFL]

This game will be played in London so make sure you wake up early enough to grab your coffee and pancakes to watch the game.  I’m picking the Vikings to win.

Panthers (4-3) @ Buccaneers (2-4) [1pm CBS]

You would think that the Panthers could win this game, but after last week I’m going to pick the Buccaneers to win.

Raiders (3-4) @ Bills (4-2)  [1pm CBS]

I’m picking the Bills.

Bears (3-4) @ Saints (4-2) [1pm FOX]

I’m picking the Saints for the win.

Colts (2-5) @ Bengals (2-4) [1pm CBS]

I’m picking the Bengals.

Falcons (3-3) @ Jets (3-4) [1pm FOX]

I’m picking the Falcons to bounce back.

49ers (0-7) @ Eagles (6-1) [1pm FOX]

I’m picking the Eagles.

Chargers (3-4) @ Patriots (5-2) [1pm CBS]

I’m picking the Patriots but I would love to see the Chargers upset.

Texans (3-3) @ Seahawks (4-2) [4:05pm CBS]

I’m picking the Seahawks as long as the Texans still score a lot of points.

Cowboys (3-3) @ Redskins (3-3) [4:25pm FOX]

I’m picking the Redskins.

Steelers (5-2) @ Lions (3-3) [8:30pm NBC]

I’m picking the Steelers only because when I pick the Lions they lose. So by picking the Steelers am I actually picking the Lions to win?

Monday, October 30^th   

Broncos (3-3) @ Chiefs (5-2) [8:30pm ESPN]

I’m picking the Chiefs for the win.

BYE: Packers, Titans, Rams, NY Giants, Cardinals, Jaguars

GO GMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for the edit Eric!!!!!