The Shenoa Report Regular Season Week 11 '17 #theshenoareport

The Shenoa Report

November 16, 2017

Regular Season Week 11

I’m feeling better than I did last week but I am still out of work recovering from my stay at the hospital. I’m a little discouraged that it is taking so long, but I’d rather be on these yucky, ridiculously strong meds than need surgery. I’m also having really crazy dreams, like last night I dreamt that the NY Giants beat the KC Chiefs. I know, I know, crazy.   I did much better on my picks and in fantasy after my bye week. I went 12-2 on my picks and I bounced back in both of my fantasy leagues, knocking off the only undefeated team in one of my leagues. My records are 6-4 and 5-5….

Let’s recap week ten.

Seahawks @ Cardinals 22-16

This game was pretty decent to watch, if you had sunglasses. Those Seattle uniforms were too bright! Who ever game up with the idea of a “color out” for Thursday night football should be slapped right across the face. Maybe knock some sense into him. Anyway, the game was all right to watch.

    

Saints @ Bills 47-10

My uncle texted me before this game asking if the Bills could pull off the win. I said they “could” but I wouldn’t count on it. The Saints slaughtered the Bills.

Browns @ Lions 24-38

This shouldn’t come as any surprise. The Lions let the Browns feel good in the first half and then came back and played in the second half, winning the game.

Packers @ Bears 23-16

This game was one of two picks that I got wrong last week. The Bears should have won that game. I think it was a Bears touchdown. The ball hit the pylon, that’s a touchdown; also the ground can’t cause a fumble.

Steelers @ Colts 20-17

The Steelers shouldn’t have won this game. They played like crap for 55 minutes. It was hard to watch.

Bengals @ Titans 20-24

The Titans are doing well this season. It is their best start since the 2008 season, it also helps that they are playing mediocre teams.

Jets @ Buccaneers 10-15

It must have felt weird for Jets fans to see Ryan Fitzpatrick win a game at Metlife and then remember that he plays for the other team.

Vikings @ Redskins 38-30

The Vikings are legit. Sorry, not sorry, Redskins fans.

Chargers @ Jaguars 17-20 OT

This was a sloppy, sloppy game that extended into overtime and somehow the Jags pulled off the win.

Texans @ Rams 7-33

Apparently, the Rams just needed to move to L.A. to win, and man oh man, they are on a roll.

Cowboys @ Falcons 7-27

Zeke couldn’t help the Cowboys and the Cowboys couldn’t help themselves.  The Falcons walked all over them; it was nice to watch.

NY Giants @ 49ers 21-31

I’m SO GLAD we were able to help another team get their first win of the season!!! [Insert sarcasm here]

Patriots @ Broncos 41-16

Hey Tom, if you are going to run up the score like that can you at least throw a TD pass to Danny Amendola and help a girl and her fantasy team out?!!! In other news, the Broncos are terrible this year.

Dolphins @ Panthers 21-45

Cam is my fantasy QB so it’s ok for him to run up the score. It was nice to see the Panthers play well for pretty much the first time this season.  

WEEK 11

Thursday, November 16^th

   

Titans (6-3) @ Steelers (7-2) [8:25pm NBC]

I’m picking the Steelers.

Sunday, November 119^th      

Chiefs (6-3) @ NY Giants (1-8) [1pm CBS]

I’m picking the Chiefs even though I dreamt that the Giants would win this game.

Jaguars (6-3) @ Browns (0-9) [1pm CBS]

I’m picking the Jags.

Lions (5-4) @ Bears (3-6)  [1pm FOX]

I’m picking the Lions.

Ravens (4-5) @ Packers (5-4) [1pm CBS]

The Ravens should be well rested coming off their bye but I’m still going to pick the Packers to win.

Buccaneers (3-6) @ Dolphins (4-5) [1pm FOX]

I’m picking the Dolphins to win.

Rams (7-2) @ Vikings (7-2) [1pm FOX]

This should be a good game. I’m going to take the Vikings with their home field advantage.

Redskins (4-5) @ Saints (7-2) [1pm FOX]

I’m picking the Saints to win.

Cardinals (4-5) @ Texans (3-6) [1pm FOX]

It’ll really depend on which defense show up. I’m going to pick the Cardinals to win.

Bills (5-4) @ Chargers (3-6) [4:05pm FOX]

I’m going to pick the Chargers to win. The Bills are benching Taylor, their starting QB, it’s non-injury related…

Bengals (3-6) @ Broncos (3-6) [4:25pm CBS]

Maybe the Broncos will win at home, that’s my pick.

Patriots (7-2) @ Raiders (4-5) [4:25pm CBS]

This game will be played at Estadio Azteca in Mexico City. I’m going to pick the Pats to win.

Eagles (8-1) @ Cowboys (5-4) [8:30pm NBC]

I’m picking the Eagles to win.

Monday, November 20^th   

Falcons (5-4) @ Seahawks (6-3) [8:30pm ESPN]

 I’m picking the Seahawks to win.

BYE: Colts, Jets, 49ers, Panthers

GO GMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for the edit Eric!!!!!