The Shenoa Report Regular Season Week 7 '16

The Shenoa Report

October 20, 2016

Regular Season Week 7

Well, I’m doing marginally better on my picks (8-7), I lost in fantasy, but the Giants won so everything is a-o-k with me.  There is another London game Sunday morning, so that’s exciting! Go Giants! The only downside is you have to have to have the NFL Network to watch the game (or you can be sneaky like me and stream it elsewhere).

There were some big injuries this past week, namely Green Bay’s RB Eddie Lacy and Pittsburgh’s QB Big Ben. Week seven should be a good one, and if you’re a Panthers fan there is good news, Carolina can’t lose this week, they have their bye. Anyway, let’s recap week six.

Broncos @ Chargers 13-21

I’m not sure what was uglier this game, the Bronco’s defense or their uniforms. Nike’s color rush is not cool and it hurts my eyes.

49ers @ Bills 16-45

GO BILLS! And they did.

Eagles @ Redskins 20-27

This game was supposed to end in a tie… thanks a lot Eagles. FAIL.

Browns @ Titans 26-28

Another week, same storyline, the Browns were in the game until the final minutes.

Ravens @ NY Giants 23-27

Well, it wasn’t pretty, and the Giants made a lot of stupid mistakes, but somehow they came up with the win. The refs didn’t help AT ALL! How the hell was that defensive pass interference?!?!?!?!?!?! Still makes me angry. I’m thankful Eric still likes me, because there was A LOT of yelling at the tv during this game. OBJ is great, and I love that his new bff is the kicker’s net. It’s a great relationship. Now if Eli could get his act together and we could stop drawing penalties we’d be unstoppable. Love you Gmen, and I’m glad for the win…. Finally.

Panthers @ Saints 38-41

I’m really glad I don’t live in Charlotte now, Panthers fans must be miserable to be around. Man oh man. Way to go, Saints.

Jaguars @ Bears 17-16

Chicago had it in the bag but forgot that there was a fourth quarter and threw the game away.  

Rams @ Lions 28-31

Yup, I knew picking the Rams would ensure a Lions victory, and I was right. Oh well.

Steelers @ Dolphins 15-30

Miami beat “your-ami” and Big Ben was taken out of the game and will be out for 2-4 weeks. Well done Dolphins.

Bengals @ Patriots 17-35

Tom Brady’s back… blah blah blah.

Chiefs @ Raiders 26-10

The Chiefs came off their bye full speed and rolled the Raiders.  

Falcons @ Seahawks 24-26

I don’t agree with the no pass interference call at the end of the game but I was glad to see that the Seahawks won.

Cowboys @ Packers 30-16

Aaron Rodgers and the rest of the packers looked like poo. That’s all I’ve got to say about this game.

Colts @ Texans 23-26 OT

The Colts were up 2 touchdowns when I fell asleep, but I made it to the 4^th quarter this time. I was quite surprised, but happy, that the Texans won in OT.

Jets @ Cardinals 3-28

In order to win in fantasy this week the Cardinals defense needed to not show up and David Johnson couldn’t touch the ball. Well, the opposite happened and I lost miserably, much like the Jets.  

WEEK 7

Thursday, October 20^th

Bears (1-5) @ Packers (3-2) [8:25pm CBS, NFLN]

I’m picking the Packers to bounce back.

Sunday, October 23^rd  

NY Giants (3-3) @ Rams (3-3) [9:30am NFLN]

This game is across the pond, and a very early game, note the time. This is just another chance to get up, grab your coffee and pancakes, and watch the Giants win, hopefully. I’m picking the Giants to win. LETS GO GMEN!

Saints (2-3) @ Chiefs (3-2) [1pm FOX]

I’m picking the Chiefs for the win.

Colts (2-4) @ Titans (3-3)  [1pm CBS]

I’m picking the Titans at home.

Vikings (5-0) @ Eagles (3-2) [1pm FOX]

I’m taking the Vikings over the Eagles. Trounce them Minnesota SKOL!

Browns (0-6) @ Bengals (2-4) [1pm CBS]

I’m picking the Bengals.

Redskins (4-2) @ Lions (3-3) [1pm FOX]

I’m picking the Lions. Please win even though I’ve picked you to win.

Raiders (4-2) @ Jaguars (2-3) [1pm CBS]

 I’m picking the Raiders.

Bills (4-2) @ Dolphins (2-4) [1pm CBS]

I’m picking the Bills for the win.

Ravens (3-3) @ Jets (1-5) [1pm CBS]

I’m picking the Ravens for the win.

Buccaneers (2-3) @ 49ers (1-5) [4:05pm FOX]

I’m taking the Bucs over the 9ers.  

Chargers (2-4) @ Falcons (4-2) [4:05pm FOX]

I’m taking the Falcons over the Chargers.

Patriots (5-1) @ Steelers (4-2) [4:25pm CBS]

I’m picking the Patriots.

Seahawks (4-1) @ Cardinals (3-3) [8:30pm NBC]

I’m taking the Seahawks.

Monday, October 24^th

Texans (4-2) @ Broncos (4-2) [8:30pm ESPN]

I’m picking the Broncos to bounce back.

BYE: Cowboys, Panthers.

GO GMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for the edit Eric!