The Shenoa Report Regular Season Week 5 '16

The Shenoa Report

October 6, 2016

Regular Season Week 5

My picks were even worse this past week (7-8), the Giants lost, and I lost in fantasy. Booooooooooooo. There are thirteen teams that are 1-3 right now, 3 that are still perfect, and only the Cleveland Browns are winless. Crazy.

October is breast cancer awareness month, hopefully you’ll see a lot of pink on the field and sidelines. I’m sporting pink hairstreaks for support what are you doing?

Anyway.

Let’s recap week four.

Dolphins @ Bengals 7-22

I thought this might be a game when the Dolphins scored early but I was wrong. It was all ugly after that.

Colts @ Jaguars 27-30

It was nice to get up Sunday morning and turn the game on. It was also nice to see the Jags finally win a game at the Colts expense.

Titans @ Texans 20-27

It’s safe to say the Titans are terrible again this season.

Browns @ Redskins 20-31

The Browns are like the Giants; they play well but can’t finish.  

Seahawks @ Jets 27-17

Russell Wilson had a sprained knee and still walked all over the Jets, handing NY their 3^rd loss of the season.

Bills @ Patriots 16-0

The Patriots used to boast about never being shutout at home in Gillette Stadium… They’ll just have to boast about something else now. I’m glad that it was the Bills that ended that streak.  

Panthers @ Falcons 33-48

Cam suffered a concussion in the 3^rd quarter. Julio Jones had 12 receptions, 300 yards and 1 touchdown, and the Falcons stomped the Panthers. Can we say Super Bowl hangover?

Raiders @ Ravens 28-27

I knew that the Ravens win streak wouldn’t last long. Derek Carr is really doing well for the Raiders. He threw 4 touchdown passes, beating the Ravens in the final minutes of the game.   

Lions @ Bears 14-17

Dear Lions, you suck and your quarterback made me lose in fantasy this past week. Boooo! Hissssssss! Love, Shenoa.

Broncos @ Buccaneers 27-7

 I’m sorry Peyton, but I’ve got to say the Broncos look much better this year, and that’s scary.

Rams @ Cardinals 17-13

Remember when the Cardinals used to be good and the Rams used to be bad …? Boy, times have changed.

Saints @ Chargers 35-34

Flippin’ Chargers. In other news, Saints get their first win of the season.

Cowboys @ 49ers 24-17

Sadly, I thought the 49ers might actually pull out a win against the Cowboys.

Chiefs @ Steelers 14-43

We didn’t even bother watching this game.

NY Giants @ Vikings 10-24

I really don’t know what to say. Thanks, for losing Monday night so you didn’t ruin my weekend? This game was so frustrating to watch, penalties, special teams, and Manning killed us. The Vikings looked good and that pained me.

WEEK 5

Thursday, October 6^th

Cardinals (1-3) @ 49ers (1-3) [8:25pm CBS, NFLN]

Who knows! They’re both horrible! I don’t know? I guess I’ll take the Cardinals.

Sunday, October 9^th  

Patriots (3-1) @ Browns (0-4) [1:00pm CBS]

I’m taking the Patriots and rooting for the Browns.

Titans (1-3) @ Dolphins (1-3) [1pm CBS]

I’m wondering if this game will even be played with Hurricane Matthew making its way to the states.  The Dolphins have already closed their team facility in anticipation for the storm. As of right now the game is still scheduled to be played in Miami but I’ll let you know if that changes. Regardless I’m picking the Titans for the win.

Eagles (3-0) @ Lions (1-3)  [1pm FOX]

I’d love to see the Lions win this game but I’m not going to hold my breath. I’m picking the Eagles to win but will be rooting for the Lions.

Bears (1-3) @ Colts (1-3) [1pm FOX]

 I’m picking the Colts because I haven’t learned my lesson yet.

Texans (3-1) @ Vikings (4-0) [1pm CBS]

 I’m taking the Vikings over the Texans.

Redskins (2-2) @ Ravens (3-1) [1pm FOX]

 I’m picking the Ravens only because I can’t pick the Redskins.

Jets (1-3) @ Steelers (3-1) [1pm CBS]

I’m picking the Steelers.

Falcons (3-1) @ Broncos (4-0) [4:05pm FOX]

I’m picking the Broncos.

Bengals (2-2) @ Cowboys (3-1) [4:25pm CBS]

I’m taking the Bengals for the same reason I’m picking the Ravens.

Bills (2-2) @ Rams (3-1) [4:25pm CBS]

 I’m taking the Rams.

Chargers (1-3) @ Raiders (3-1) [4:25pm CBS]

I’m picking the Raiders.

NY Giants (2-1) @ Packers (2-1) [8:30pm NBC]

Dear Giants, prove me wrong. I’m picking the Packers because you’ve pissed me off. Love, Shenoa.

Monday, October 10^th

Buccaneers (1-3) @ Panthers (1-3) [8:30pm ESPN]

Cam is in concussion protocol but I’m still picking the Panthers to win this game. Because, you know, they’ve got to win one eventually.

BYE: Chiefs, Jaguars, Seahawks, Saints

GO GMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for the edit Eric!!!!!