The Shenoa Report Regular Season Week 6 '15

The Shenoa Report

October 15, 2015

Regular Season Week 6

We’re heading into week 6 and there are still 6 teams that are undefeated, New England, Cincinnati, Denver, Green Bay, Atlanta, and Carolina. Yeah, I know, I’m still scratching my head. On the other hand, there is only one team winless, Detroit. I must say, not so shocking (sorry Dean).

It was another good week for the Giants, who are now at the top of the NFC East!!!!!! The same can’t be said for my fantasy teams, my teams are terrible. I’m like the character Taco in “The League”.

I went 9-5 on my picks this past week but really, who thought the Browns and Bears would win.  

Let’s recap week five.

 Colts @ Texans 27-20

The Texans are so terrible that even with the Colts being Luckless they couldn’t pull off a win.

 Bears @ Chiefs 18-17

The Bears won a game? DA BEARS won a game! This is not a joke.

Seahawks @ Bengals 24-27 OT

The Seahawks blew a 17 point lead…disgusting. Talk about false hope for the Seattle fans. I still don’t believe the Ginger is all he’s cracked up to be.

Redskins @ Falcons 19-25 OT

I thought the Redskins might pull off a win… for about 3.2 seconds; the rest of the game, not so much. Thanks Falcons!

Jaguars @ Buccaneers 31-38

This was basically a battle of who could care less… and the Bucs improve to 2

Saints @ Eagles 17-39

Damnit Saints. Way to NOT show up for the game.

Browns @ Ravens 33-30 OT

CLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVLLAAAAAAAAAANNNND!!!!!!!!!!! Woot woot! Way to not quit Browns!

 

Rams @ Packers 10-24

Rodgers threw not one but two interceptions for the first time in what seems like a gazillion years. Don’t worry the Packers still won… cause they are that good.

Bills @ Titans 14-13

Wow Bills, way to squeak out that win. And yet another heartbreaking loss for the Titans, who thought they had won the game.

Cardinals @ Lions 42-17

I don’t think I’ll be picking the Lions for a win anytime soon. That was awful. It got so bad that Matt Stafford was benched thinking things would get better… it didn’t get better. Will it be another 0-16 year for the Lions?

Patriots @ Cowboys 30-6

I can’t say I’m surprised.  The best part of this game was watching Brady get knocked down a lot.

Broncos @ Raiders 16-10

Peyton now has more interceptions (7) than touchdowns (6) this season…. You. Are. Killing. Me. In. Fantasy.  Once again because of their defense the Broncos were able to pull off a win.

49ers @ NY Giants 27-30

I’m pretty sure Eli’s middle name is Clutch. I’m also pretty sure that true Giants fans have tough hearts. This was supposed to be an “easy” game.  Man, oh man, I’m just glad we came out with the win.  I don’t like close games like this, my heart and I prefer blowout wins.

Steelers  @ Chargers 24-20

It would be Le’Veon Bell to save the day, and the game. Sorry Chargers fans.

WEEK 6

Thursday October 15^th  

Falcons (5-0) @ Saints (1-4) [8:25pm CBS, NFLN]

I might watch the first quarter. I’m expecting it to be a blowout and not really worth watching. I’m picking the Falcons for the win.

Sunday October 18^th

Redskins (2-3) @ Jets (3-1) [1:00pm FOX]

I’m picking the J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS!

Cardinals (4-1) @ Steelers (3-2) [1pm FOX]

I’m taking the Cardinals. Don’t let me down Arizona

Chiefs (1-4) @ Vikings (2-2)  [1pm CBS]

I’m picking the Vikings. I really didn’t think the Chiefs would be this bad this year.

Bengals (5-0) @ Bills (3-2) [1pm CBS]

I might be at this game! Either way I’m picking the Bills for the win, because sooner or later the Ginger will pull an Andy Dalton.

Bears (2-3) @ Lions (0-5) [1pm FOX]

I’d like to see the Lions get a win… but I’m going to have to pick the Bears for the win.

Broncos (5-0) @ Browns (2-3) [1pm CBS]

I’m picking the Broncos for the win. Dear Peyton, please stop throwing to the other team. Love, Shenoa.

Texans (1-4) @ Jaguars (1-4) [1pm CBS]

 I’m going to pick the Texans for the win because I haven’t learned my lesson yet.

Dolphins (1-3) @ Titans (1-3) [1pm CBS]

I’m picking the Titans to win. The Dolphins are a train wreck. Chooooo chooooooo

Panthers (4-0) @ Seahawks (2-3) [4:05pm FOX]

Sorry Panthers fans, I’m picking the Seahawks.

Chargers (2-3) @ Packers (5-0) [4:25pm CBS]

I’m picking Green Bay. Go Pack Go.

Ravens (1-4) @ 49ers (1-4) [4:25pm CBS]

I’m picking the 49ers?

Patriots (4-0) @ Colts (3-2) [8:30pm NBC]

Blah blah blah, deflate gate rematch. Blah blah blah, Patriots win.

Monday, October 19^th

NY Giants (3-2) @ Eagles (2-3) [8:30pm ESPN]

Dear Giants, please beat the opponent soundly. But seriously, you need to win this game. No exceptions. Love, Shenoa. GO GMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BYES: Raiders, Cowboys, Rams, Buccaneers

GO GMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for the edit Mom!!!!!