The Shenoa Report Week 16 '14

The Shenoa Report

December 18, 2014

Regular Season Week 16

I’m back in NC. Hilton Head was AMAZING and it was hard to leave. I’m not gonna lie, I didn’t watch much football this past weekend. I listened to a couple of games on my drive back from the beach but that was about it. I know I’m a slacker, but sometimes its good to take a break from everything. I did alright on my picks this past week at 12-4 and my fantasy team won it’s first playoff bracket!!! PS I’m in the winners bracket for the first time EVER!

 Anyway…

Let’s recap week 15

Cardinals @ Rams 12-6

I watched the first half of this game snuggled up on the couch with the boy. It was a good defensive game and I must not have yelled too much because from behind me there were snores in my ear. Clearly, I’m more into football than he is.

Redskins @ NY Giants 13-24

Thank you Gmen for a birthday win! So glad Beckham is on my fantasy team, 3 touchdowns!!!!

Steelers @ Falcons 27-20

I guess the Falcons at least put up a fight.

Dolphins @ Patriots 13-41

I’m a little sick and tired of reporting another Patriots win…

Raiders @ Chiefs 13-31

Nothing really shocking here.

Texans @ Colts 10-17

This was a good close game just like I thought it would be.

Bengals @ Browns 30-0

Johnny Football is NOT the answer for Cleveland. Worst display from a rookie QB, pretty much ever.

Jaguars @ Ravens 12-20

They Ravens outplayed the Jags… just like every other team in the NFL.

Packers @ Bills 13-21

Wow, I mean wow… I did not see that one coming. Good job Bills, too bad you are in the same division as the stupid Patriots.  

Buccaneers @ Panthers 17-19

The Panthers finished a game! The Panthers finished a game!

Jets @ Titans 16-11

This is the first game in NFL history that has ended in a 16-11 score. That’s the only exciting thing to report on this game.  

Broncos @ Chargers 22-10

It was so scary to listen to this game and hear that Peyton had to leave the game due to injury. Thankfully, it was minor and he was  able to return to the game!

Vikings @ Lions 14-16

Another close game and another close win for the Lions; who are now at the top of their division after the Bills beat Green Bay.  

49ers @ Seahawks 7-17

Tehehehehe.

Cowboys @ Eagles 38-27

I’m glad the Cowboys got the win because it evens out the division. That’s about it.

Saints @ Bears 31-15

This just in, the Bears are an embarrassment to the NFL.

WEEK 16

Thursday December 18^th

Titans (2-12) @ Jaguars (2-12) [8:25pm NFLN]

I’m going to pick the Jags for the win but only because they beat the Giants and the Giants beat the Titans.

Saturday December 20^th  

Eagles (9-5) @ Redskins (3-11) [4:30pm NFLN]

I’ll be rooting for the Redskins and picking the Eagles for the win.

Chargers (8-6) @ 49ers (7-7) [8:25pm CBS, NFLN]

I’m going to pick the 49ers for the win, although I wouldn’t be surprised if the Chargers pulled it off.

Sunday December 21^st   

Packers (10-4) @ Buccaneers (2-12) [1pm FOX]

I’m picking the Packers for the win.

Ravens (9-5) @ Texans (7-7) [1pm CBS]

I’m picking the Texans for the win and rooting for them too.

Chiefs (8-6) @ Steelers (9-5) [1pm CBS]

I’m picking the Steelers but will be rooting for the Chiefs

Browns (7-7) @ Panthers (5-8-1) [1pm CBS]

I’m picking the Panthers for the win.

Lions (10-4) @ Bears (5-9)  [1pm FOX]

I’m going with the Lions.

Vikings (6-8) @ Dolphins (7-7) [1pm FOX]

 I’m picking the Dolphins.

Falcons (5-9) @ Saints (6-8) [1pm FOX]

I’m picking the Saints at home.

Patriots (11-3) @ Jets (3-11) [1pm CBS]

I’m picking the Pats.

NY Giants (5-9) @ Rams (6-8) [4:05pm FOX]

I know that the Giants can win this game and I want them to win and I’ll be rooting for them, but for picks sake I’m taking the Rams at home.

Colts (10-4) @ Cowboys (10-4) [4:25pm CBS]

I’m picking the Colts. Don’t let me down boys.

Bills (8-6) @ Raiders (2-12)  [4:25pm CBS]

I’m picking the Bills for the win.

Seahawks (10-4) @ Cardinals (11-3) [8:30pm NBC]

I’m going with the Cardinals for the win.

Monday December 15^th 

Broncos (11-3) @ Bengals (9-4-1) [8:30pm ESPN]

I’m going with the Broncos for the win.

GO GMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for the edit Mom!!!!!