The Shenoa Report Regular Season Week 16 '13

The Shenoa Report

December 22, 2013

Regular Season Week 16

This week I am writing you all from NY! I am home for the holidays and super stoked to be watching football with my dad today, even though our team will most definitely lose.  In other news, I am actually hoping, for the first time ever, that we’ll get the Panthers game here.

This is the first time this season there hasn’t been Thursday night football so of course I’ve waited until Saturday night to write this report. I feel like I work best under pressure.  Talking about procrastination with a friend today, he said, “ If it weren’t for the last minute I wouldn’t have any time at all” I couldn’t agree more.

I hope you all have a Merry Christmas, or what ever you celebrate!  Really I just want you to be happy. Cherish these football games too because the regular season is almost over!

Before we move into week 16 Let’s recap week 15. I went 9-7 this past week on picks.

Week 1	2012 Season 9-7	2013 Season 10-6
Week 2	7-9	13-3
Week 3	6-10	8-8
Week 4	12-3	10-5
Week 5	9-5	7-8
Week 6	8-6	10-5
Week 7	11-2	9-6
Week 8	10-4	11-2
Week 9	11-3	8-5
Week 10	6-8	8-6
Week 11	13-1	10-5
Week 12	12-4	6-8
Week 13	10-6	10-6
Week 14	8-8	10-6
Week 15	7-9	9-7

Chargers @ Broncos 27-20

 I am absolutely shocked, but maybe that’s what the Broncos needed to light a fire under their asses… get their losing out of the way now as opposed to the playoffs.

   

Redskins @ Falcons 26-27

Well RG3 didn’t even suit up but I think the Redskins did better without him… is that a dig at RG3? Maybe.

49ers @ Buccaneers 33-14

This didn’t surprise me at all, nor do I really care.

Seahawks @ Giants 23-0

So Fox actually aired this game in Charlotte… and I sat there and watched the entire thing. My roommate told me to stop torturing myself and turn it off, but I didn’t listen to her. The Giants got shutout at home for the first time since 1995… these aren’t the types of records that we need to be making or breaking. At least the Seahawks looked good… at the expense of the Giants… I’m done

Eagles @ Vikings 30-48

Holy Vikings Batman!!!!! I’m impressed. Very impressed.

Bills @ Jaguars 27-20

I can’t seem to figure out the Bills this year.  The good news is, neither can anyone else, Bills players included.

Patriots @ Dolphins 20-24

The Patriots lost! Brady threw a pick to end the game, and I picked correctly!

Texans @ Colts 3-25

There is really nothing shocking about this game.

Bears @ Browns 38-31

It was a close game, poor Brownies.

Chiefs @ Raiders 56-31

It’s safe to say that the Chiefs made the Raiders their “female dog”

Jets @ Panthers 20-30

Woooot wooot Panthers!

Packers @ Cowboys 37-36

BEST. GAME. OF. THE. WEEK. Romo has gone from clutch to choke and I love it.

Cardinals @ Titans 37-34 OT

To state the obvious this game went into overtime and the Titans lost due to a Fitzpatrick interception.

Saints @ Rams 16-27

This game was almost as shocking, if not more shocking than the Vikings win. Way to go Bumblebees!!!!!

Bengals @ Steelers 20-30

 The Steelers win. Blah, blah, blah.

Ravens @ Lions 18-16

This game ultimately came down to a 61-yard field goal, which put the Ravens over the Lions and a Matt Stafford interception sealed the deal.

WEEK 16

Sunday December 22^nd   

Dolphins (8-6) @ Bills (5-9) [1pm CBS]

I’m taking the Dolphins

Vikings (4-9-1) @ Bengals (9-5) [1pm FOX]

I’m picking the Bengals

Broncos (11-3) @ Texans (2-12) [1pm CBS]

I’m picking the Broncos… this should be an easy pick.

Titans (5-9) @ Jaguars (4-10) [1pm CBS]

 I’m taking the Titans.

Saints (10-4) @ Panthers (10-4) [1pm FOX]

I’m picking the Panthers. Hope the 12^th man shows up loud and strong!

Browns (4-10) @ Jets (6-8) [1pm CBS]

I’m picking the Jets but routing for the Browns.

Colts (9-5) @ Chiefs (11-3)  [1pm CBS]

I’m picking the Chiefs.

Cowboys (7-7) @ Redskins (3-11) [1pm FOX]

I’m picking the Cowboys but routing for the Redskins and hoping for the upset.

Buccaneers (4-10) @ Rams (6-8) [1pm FOX]

I’m taking the Bumblebees

Giants (5-9) @ Lions (7-7) [4:05pm FOX]

I’m picking the Lions… at least I get to watch this game with my dad.

Cardinals (9-5) @ Seahawks (12-2) [4:05pm FOX]

I’m taking the Seahawks.

Raiders (4-10) @ Chargers (7-7) [4:25pm CBS]

I’m picking the Chargers.

Steelers (6-8) @ Packers (7-6-1) [4:25pm CBS]

I want the Packers to win but I’m picking the Steelers… I hope I’m wrong.

Patriots (10-4) @ Ravens (8-6) [4:25pm CBS]

I’m picking the Patriots only because it’s very rare that the Pats lose two in a row.

Bears (8-6) @ Eagles (8-6) [8:30pm NBC]

 I’m picking the Bears and routing for them too, obviously.

Monday December 23^rd

Falcons (4-10) @ 49ers (10-4) [8:40pm ESPN]

 I’m picking the 49ers.

There are NO BYEs this week.

GO GMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for the edit Mom!!!!!!!