The Shenoa Report Regular Season Week 10 '12

The Shenoa Report

November 8, 2012

Regular Season Week 10

We are now more than half way through the season. Tear. I’d like to say that this past weekend was a good football weekend but I’d be lying. The only thing that made it bearable was that the entire NFC East lost their games. 

I’ll skip my “politics portion” because I’m sure we’ve all had enough of that.

Speaking of half way though the season, my dreams of a Manning Bowl are looking pretty good so far. I also did pretty awesome with my picks again this week at 11-3.

I didn’t have a whole lot of time to get this report out by Thursday night so I’ve decided to go with the “less is more” approach to my writing. Therefore, I’m going to try to keep each game recap and prediction to one sentence.

Lets recap week 9.

Chiefs @ Chargers 13-31

This isn’t a big surprise and not very note worthy.

Broncos @ Bengals 31-23

Peyton Manning is awesome. The end.

Ravens @ Browns 25-15

Poor Brownies.

Dolphins @ Colts 20-23

I don’t care what people say, Andrew Luck is NOT the new Peyton Manning. Even though he does have a better rookie record right now…

Lions @ Jaguars 31-14

Lions are looking better, but they played the Jags so it’s hard to tell.

Bills @ Texans 9-21

Why are the Bills so horrible?

Panthers @ Redskins 21-13

HOLY MOSES THE PANTHERS WON A GAME. More importantly the Redskins lost.

Cardinals @ Packers 17-31

Does this surprise anyone? PS Aaron Rodgers can discount double check me anytime. … Too much?

Bears @ Titans 51-20

The Bears annihilated the Titans. Just to state the obvious. 

Buccaneers @ Raiders 42-32

Why do I always think that the Raiders are better than they are?

Vikings @ Seahawks 20-30

I picked the Seahawks to win this game. I love being right.

Steelers @ Giants 24-20

I really just don’t want to talk about it. Thankfully the rest of the NFC East also lost this week so we can count this game as a wash.

Cowboys @ Falcons 13-19

Falcons stay perfect as the Cowboys fall.

Eagles @ Saints 13-28

You could have titled this game “Watch Michael Vick get hit”  Hey Saints, thank you for marching in.

WEEK 9

Thursday November 8^th  

Colts [5-3]  @ Jaguars [1-7] (8:20pm NFLN)

I’m going with the Colts.

Sunday November 11^th  

Chargers [4-4] @ Buccaneers  [4-4] (1pm CBS)

I’m picking the Chargers to win but wouldn’t be surprised if it went the other way.

Titans [3-6]  @ Dolphins [4-4]  (1pm CBS)

Sorry Abby I’m going with the Dolphins. Is your mom still a Dolphins fan?

Bills [3-5]  @ Patriots [5-3]   (1pm CBS)

My uncle, mom, and I all picked the Patriots to win this game during the preseason and I’m sticking with my pick.

Raiders [3-5] @ Ravens [6-2]   (1pm CBS)

Gotta go with the Ravens.

Broncos [5-3] @ Panthers [2-6]   (1pm FOX)

Sorry Carolina, when Peyton is in the house I’ve gotta go with him. I’ve seen the Broncos play and I’ve seen Peyton play at Panthers Stadium and each time the Panthers have lost. I have a feeling the same thing is going to happen Sunday.

Giants [6-3] @ Bengals [3-5]   (1pm FOX)

My uncle, mom, and I all picked the Giants to win this game during the preseason. I’m keeping that pick. 

Dear Giants, please redeem yourself and win. Love,  Shenoa. PS GO GMEN!!!!!!

Lions [4-4] @ Vikings [5-4]   (1pm FOX)

Crazy pick of the week. I’m taking the Lions over the Vikings.

Falcons [8-0] @ Saints [3-5] (1pm FOX)

Is it just me, or do the Falcons have the easiest schedule in the NFL? Picking the Falcons to win but wouldn’t be overly upset if they lost.

Jets [3-5] @ Seahawks [5-4] (4:05pm CBS)

I want to see Tebow play but I’m picking Seattle to win.

Cowboys [3-5] @ Eagles [3-5] (4:25pm FOX)

Really, I’d just like to see this game end in a tie. I don’t like either team at ALL. This is really tough. I’ll pick the Eagles to win. Ouch that hurt.

Rams [3-5] @ 49ers [6-2] (4:25pm FOX)

As much as I’d like to see the Rams win I’m picking the 49ers.

Texans [7-1]  @ Bears [7-1]   (8:20pm NBC)

I’m taking DA BEARS

Monday November 12^th

Chiefs [1-7] @ Steelers [5-3]    (8:30pm ESPN)

I’d love to see the Chiefs win but I’m going to have to pick the Steelers to win.

BYE WEEK: CARDINALS, BROWNS, PACKERS, REDSKINS

Thanks for the edit Mom!

GOOOOOOOOOOOOO GMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!