The Shenoa Report
December 11, 2025
Regular Season Week 15
Week 15 brings no more bye weeks, Fantasy Football Playoffs, and MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!! I’m most excited about the last one. I like birthdays. I don’t know why, but if you have one, I want to celebrate it! As for the Fantasy Playoffs, I’m way more nervous. Current ranking (5th) CMC Ya Next Season 7-6, (8th) Cursed 5-8. I made it through round one of the consolation bracket in one league, which means, I can’t come in last place. Woot! Sigh. In the other league I’m in the quarter finals. After losing last week I fell to the 5th seed and am playing the 4th seed. I’m really hoping one of my birthday gifts is wins this week for all my teams, 2 fantasy and the Giants and Bills. I know it’s a tall ask but it's a semi milestone birthday.
I went 8-6 in picks. Not my best week, indeed.
Let’s jump into the recap!
Cowboys @ Lions 30-44
The Lions embarrassed the Cowboys with Jahmyr Gibbs leading the way. Gibbs had three rushing touchdowns while the Lions defense forced three turnovers. The Cowboys relied heavily on Brandon Aubrey’s long field goals but struggled to convert drives into touchdowns.
Fun fact: Gibbs’ 47 career touchdowns now tie Hall of Famer Barry Sanders for the most by a player in his first three NFL seasons.
Dolphins @ Jets 34-10
The Dolphins dominated the Jets 34–10 starting with a 21-point first quarter and a defense that racked up six sacks and three interceptions. Tua Tagovailoa threw a touchdown pass and remained undefeated against the Jets, while De’Von Achane added 92 rushing yards and a TD before leaving with a rib injury. The Jets lost QB Tyrod Taylor early and never recovered.
Fun fact: Tagovailoa is now 7–0 as a starter against the Jets, making them his most consistent AFC East victim.
Steelers @ Ravens 27-22
The Steelers edged the Ravens seizing sole possession of first place in the AFC North. Aaron Rodgers threw for 284 yards with both a passing and rushing touchdown, while a late Lamar Jackson TD pass to Isaiah Likely was overturned on review, ending Baltimore’s comeback hopes.
Fun fact: This is Mike Tomlin’s 19th season as Steelers head coach, making him the longest-tenured active coach in the NFL.
Saints @ Buccaneers 24-20
The Saints upset the Buccaneers led by rookie QB Tyler Shough’s two rushing touchdowns in a rain-soaked game at Raymond James Stadium. The Saints defense frustrated Baker Mayfield and held Tampa Bay to just 104 rushing yards, while Shough’s 13-yard scramble in the fourth quarter sealed the win. The victory snapped New Orleans two-game skid and dropped the Bucs into a tie for first in the NFC South with Carolina.
Fun fact: Shough became the first Saints rookie quarterback since Archie Manning in 1971 to record multiple rushing touchdowns in a single game.
Colts @ Jaguars 19-36
The Jags defeated the Colts led by Trevor Lawrence’s two touchdown passes and Travis Etienne’s two rushing scores in rainy conditions. The Colts lost quarterback Daniel Jones to an Achilles injury early, with rookie Riley Leonard taking his place. Jacksonville’s defense added a safety and three turnovers. It was an ugly game for Colts fans.
Fun fact: The Colts haven’t won in Jacksonville since 2014, making this their longest active road losing streak against a single opponent.
Titans @ Browns 31-29
The Titans snapped a seven game losing streak with this win over the Browns. Titans RB Tony Pollard had a career-high 161 rushing yards and two touchdowns. Rookie QB Shedeur Sanders kept the Browns close with 364 passing yards and four total touchdowns, but Cleveland failed on two late two-point conversions. The Titans capitalized on turnovers and a blocked punt to secure just their second victory of the season, while the Browns dropped to 3–10.
Fun fact: This was the Titans first win in Cleveland since 2011, ending a 14-year drought.
Commanders @ Vikings 0-31
The Vikings shut out the Commanders ending a four game losing streak. QB J.J. McCarthy threw three touchdown passes in his first turnover-free game, while Washington’s offense faltered and lost both Jayden Daniels to an elbow injury and TE Zach Ertz to a season-ending ACL injury.
Fun fact: McCarthy became the first Vikings quarterback age 22 or younger to throw three touchdowns in a game since 1977.
Seahawks @ Falcons 37-9
The Seahawks crushed the Falcons breaking open a 6–6 halftime tie with a dominant second half. Rashid Shaheed’s electrifying 100 yard kickoff return touchdown sparked the surge, while Sam Darnold threw three touchdown passes, including two to Jaxon Smith-Njigba. The Seahawks improved to 10–3 and strengthened their NFC playoff position, while the Falcons fell to 4–9 and were eliminated from postseason contention.
Fun fact: Shaheed’s 100 yard return was the first kickoff touchdown for Seattle since 2017, ending an eight-year drought.
Bengals @ Bills 34-39
The Bills rallied to beat the Bengals overcoming a 10-point deficit in the fourth quarter. Josh Allen accounted for four total touchdowns, while Christian Benford’s 63 yard pick six flipped the momentum and gave Buffalo its first lead. Joe Burrow threw four touchdowns but two late interceptions doomed Cincinnati.
Fun fact: Josh Allen became the first Bills quarterback in franchise history to record both a passing and rushing touchdown in five consecutive games.
Broncos @ Raiders 24-17
The Broncos are now on a 10 game winning streak. Bo Nix threw for 212 yards and rushed for a touchdown, while Marvin Mims added a punt return TD as Denver controlled the game despite the close final score. Raiders QB Geno Smith exited in the third quarter with a hand and shoulder injury, and the Broncos improved to 11–2, strengthening their hold on the AFC’s top seed.
Fun fact: This was the first time all season the Broncos never trailed in a game, a rare wire-to-wire win during their streak.
Bears @ Packers 21-28
The Packers defeated the Bears moving into first place in the NFC North. Jordan Love threw three touchdown passes, including two to Christian Watson, while Keisean Nixon sealed the win with a clutch endzone interception of Caleb Williams in the final seconds. The Bears rallied to tie the game late but fell short, dropping to 9–4 as the Packers improved to 9–3–1.
Fun fact: Nixon’s interception was his first of the season, and it came on the Bears last offensive play, preserving Green Bay’s fourth straight win.
Rams @ Cardinals 45-17
The Rams crushed the Cardinals, piling up 530 total yards and scoring 35 unanswered points. Matthew Stafford threw for 281 yards and three touchdowns, while Puka Nacua had 167 receiving yards and two TDs, and rookie Blake Corum rushed for a career-high 128 yards with another two TDs. The Cardinals managed early points but faltered after halftime.
Fun fact: Puka Nacua recorded his first career multi-touchdown game, finishing just three yards shy of his career-high in receiving yards.
Texans @ Chiefs 20-10
The Texans stunned the Chiefs on Sunday Night Football, leaning on their top ranked defense to intercept Patrick Mahomes three times. C.J. Stroud threw for 203 yards and a touchdown, while Dare Ogunbowale’s fourth quarter rushing TD sealed Houston’s fifth straight win.
Fun fact: This was the first time Mahomes has ever thrown three interceptions in a home game at Arrowhead Stadium.
Eagles @ Chargers 19-22 OT
The Chargers edged the Eagles in overtime on MNF, thanks to Cameron Dicker’s 54 yard game winning field goal. Justin Herbert led a late drive to tie the game in regulation, while safety Tony Jefferson sealed the win with an interception of Jalen Hurts at the 1-yard line. The Eagles dropped their third straight game, falling to 8–5, while the Chargers improved to 9–4 and strengthened their AFC playoff position.
Fun fact: Dicker’s five made field goals in the game tied the Chargers single-game record.
Bonus Fun fact: Jalen Hurts became the first NFL player on record to commit two turnovers on the same play. Here’s what happened: Hurts threw an interception to defensive lineman Da’Shawn Hand. On the return, Hand fumbled, and Hurts recovered the ball — only to fumble it again when hit, giving possession back to the Chargers.
Because fantasy football typically scores interceptions and lost fumbles as –2 points each, Hurts’ bizarre sequence resulted in –4 points on a single play, which analysts have called one of the worst fantasy plays in history.
So not only did Hurts make unwanted history in real football, but he also set a quirky record in the fantasy world — a rare double negative that fans won’t forget anytime soon. I’m that fan. I started Hurts and lost by 5 points. It’s ALLLLLLL his fault.
WEEK 15
Thursday, December 11th
Falcons (4-9) @ Buccaneers (7-6) (8:15pm PRIME VIDEO)
I think the Bucs will beat the Falcons and that’s what I’m going with.
Saturday, December 13th
Happy birthday to Shenoa!!!!!!! It's my birthday! Wooot wooooot!
Sunday, December 14th
Bills (9-4) @ Patriots (11-2) (1pm CBS)
I am already so nervous for this game. I don’t have a good feeling about it. Hopefully I’m wrong. It’s just that the Bills haven’t looked like themselves this season and the Patriots are looking scary good for a recent change. I’ll be rooting for the Bills and hoping for an upset but I am going to pick the home team to win this game. I just hope I’m wrong. Go Bills!
Ravens (6-7) @ Bengals (4-9) (1pm CBS)
The Ravens are favored but the Bengals just beat them two weeks ago on Thanksgiving. I tend to go with the home team in picks. So, I’m picking the Bengals to win this game.
Jets (3-10) @ Jaguars (9-4) (1pm CBS)
I’m picking the Jags to win this game and not because they are the home team. I’d still pick them to win even if they were playing at Metlife.
Chargers (9-4) @ Chiefs (6-7) (1pm CBS)
Well, this is the first time in a really long time that the Chiefs have a losing record in December and are on the verge of missing the playoffs. They really need this win to keep their playoff hopes alive. I am going to pick the Chiefs to win this game but I will be rooting for the Chargers and hoping they can hand them the upset.
Cardinals (3-10) @ Texans (8-5) (1pm FOX)
I think it’s a pretty safe bet to pick the Texans to win this game and that’s what I’m going to do.
Browns (3-10) @ Bears (9-4) (1pm FOX)
I’m picking Da Bears to get Da W.
Commanders (3-10) @ NY Giants (2-11) (1pm FOX)
Sigh. It was really nice last week not seeing a Giants loss. If the season were to end today the Giants would have the first pick in the draft. Also, the Giants are actually favored to win this game. Also, also the Giants fired assistant defensive line coach Bryan Cox last week during their bye. So, my pick. Ummmm. I want to pick them to win this game, but I can’t. It hurts too much. How will they mess up this time? Or, did they fire all the people making the bad calls? I’m picking the Giants to lose. I so hope I’m wrong. GO G-MEN!
Raiders (2-11) @ Eagles (8-5) (1pm FOX)
How fun would it be if the Raiders beat the Eagles. Hilarious. I’m picking the Eagles to win this game, and for the love of all the football gods, Jaylen Hurts better have the best game of his life, no more of these -4 point plays!
Colts (8-5) @ Seahawks (10-3) (4:25pm CBS)
The Colts just signed Phillip Rivers to their practice squad. They are REALLY missing Danny Jones now. Jones has a confirmed torn achilles and is out the rest of the season. That said, I am picking the Seahawks to win this game.
Packers (9-3-1) @ Broncos (11-2) (4:25pm CBS)
I just need my Packers players to put up points. I don’t need them to win the game. So, I guess I am picking the Broncos to win this game, I just hope it’s high scoring.
Titans (2-11) @ 49ers (9-4) (4:25pm FOX)
Speaking of high scoring, I need CMC and Jennings to have like a million points. I’m picking the 49ers to win this game.
Panthers (7-6) @ Saints (3-10) (4:25pm FOX)
I’m pretty sure the Panthers are going to give the Saints a headache. I am not picking the home team to win. I am picking the Panthers to win this game.
Lions (8-5) @ Rams (10-3) (4:25pm FOX)
The Lions need this win to keep their playoff hopes alive. The Rams have been so dominant this season and I don’t think they are going to let up. I think it’s going to be a high scoring game but I think the Rams get the win.
Vikings (5-8) @ Cowboys (6-6-1) (8:20pm NBC/Peacock)
I’ll be rooting for the Vikings but picking the Cowboys to win this game.
Monday, December 15th
Dolphins (6-7) @ Steelers (7-6) (8:15pm ABC/ESPN)
I think the Steelers will win this game and that’s who I am going to pick.
BYES: NONE
GO G-MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks for the edit Eric!
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