The Shenoa Report
December 4, 2025
Regular Season Week 14
Guys. It’s December. December brings “Hard Knocks In Season”. This season the HBO mini-doc series is following the NFC East. Best division in the NFL if you ask me. Speaking of which, the NY Football Giants can’t lose this week, they are on a bye! Sigh.
Week 13 was not lucky for me. It chewed me up and spit me out. I lost in both fantasy leagues and my Giants lost. Ugh. I’ve been eliminated from the playoffs in one league but, miraculously, even with a loss, I’m still in 3rd place in the other league. Current ranking (3rd) CMC Ya Next Season 7-6, (9th) Cursed 5-8.
Also, I didn’t tally up picks this week because half of the games had already been played by the time I posted the report.
Let’s jump into the recap!
Packers @ Lions 31-24
I think it’s really more of a tradition for the Lions to lose on Thanksgiving, than to win. They kept the tradition alive. Jordan Love threw four touchdown passes, matching his career high, while the Lions struggled with injuries and missed opportunities. Detroit lost star WR Amon-Ra St. Brown early to an ankle injury, leaving Jared Goff with limited options. Packers Micah Parsons wreaked havoc on Goff, recording multiple sacks and keeping Detroit’s offense under pressure.
Fun Fact: This was the Packers first season sweep of the Lions since 2020, giving them a valuable tiebreaker in the NFC North race
Chiefs @ Cowboys 28-31
The Cowboys beat the Chiefs on Thanksgiving, with Dak Prescott throwing two touchdowns and RB Malik Davis breaking free for a 43 yard TD. Patrick Mahomes tossed four TDs, but, and I hate to say it, the Cowboys were the better team.
Fun Fact: This game made NFL history. The Cowboys-Chiefs matchup drew 57.2 million viewers, making it the most watched regular season game in league history, smashing the previous record of 42 million which was the Cowboys-Giants Thanksgiving game in 2022.
Bengals @ Ravens 32-14
I think it’s safe to say Joe Burrow is back and the Ravens were not prepared. The Bengals defense forced 5 turnovers, two fumbles, and one interception from Lamar Jackson, plus other miscues. Kicker Evan McPherson was perfect, hitting six field goals, including a 52-yarder, giving Cincinnati steady points throughout.
Fun Fact: The Cincinnati Bengals' 32-14 win over the Baltimore Ravens on Thanksgiving night (November 27, 2025) was the Bengals' first-ever win on Thanksgiving Day.
Bears @ Eagles 24-15
I wore my Bears sweatshirt during this game. I think it worked! It was a fun game to watch. The Bears outgained the Eagles 426–317 in total yards and Chicago’s defense forced two turnovers, including a rare “tush push” fumble by Jalen Hurts.
Fun Fact: This victory was the first time since 1988 that the Bears beat a defending Super Bowl champion on the road. Back then, they defeated Washington 34–14 under Mike Ditka.
49ers @ Browns 26-8
Weather was absolutely a factor in this game. It was stupid windy and cold. The 49ers spoiled rookie QB Shedeur Sanders’ first home start. Brock Purdy scored twice (one passing, one rushing) and even broke out in a dance celebration for his rushing TD. The Browns briefly led 8–7 in the second quarter after Sanders connected with Harold Fannin Jr. for a 34 yard TD plus a successful 2 point conversion. San Francisco responded with 19 unanswered points, including Purdy’s rushing TD and a short strike to Jauan Jennings.
Fun Fact: Brock Purdy’s touchdown dance wasn’t just for fun—it was the first time in his NFL career he celebrated a score with a dance. He promised teammates he’d do it if he found the end zone, and he delivered with the “Dougie”.
Jaguars @ Titans 25-3
Trevor Lawrence had a much better game this week with 229 passing yards, 2 touchdowns, and no interceptions. Cam Ward, Titans rookie QB, struggled under pressure, was sacked three times, and was unable to sustain drives. The Titans opened with a field goal for their only points.
Fun Fact: The Titans loss marked their 11th straight home defeat, tying the longest home losing streak since the franchise relocated to Tennessee in 1997.
Texans @ Colts 20-16
I got this pick correct. Wow. I surprised myself. Texans QB C.J. Stroud returned from a concussion, threw for 200+ yards, and steadied the Texans offense while Daniel Jones, Colts QB, battled through a leg injury, throwing for 2 TDs but faced heavy pressure (41.7% of dropbacks).
Fun Fact: C.J. Stroud is now 3–0 at Lucas Oil Stadium in his young career. He’s quickly becoming a nemesis for Colts fans, having never lost in Indianapolis.
Saints @ Dolphins 17-21
De’Von Achane opened the scoring with a 29-yard rushing touchdown in the first quarter. Dolphins kicker Riley Patterson nailed three field goals in the second quarter to extend Miami’s lead to 16–0. Then Saints QB Tyler Shough connected with Chris Olave for a 17-yard TD in the third quarter, followed by a successful two-point conversion to cut the deficit. In the fourth quarter, Shough threw a 15-yard touchdown to Devaughn Vele, but his two-point attempt was intercepted by Minkah Fitzpatrick, who returned it for a defensive conversion. Saints recovered an onside kick late, but their comeback fell short.
Fun Fact: Minkah Fitzpatrick’s interception return on a failed two-point conversion gave Miami two points — a rare defensive conversion that happens only a handful of times each NFL season.
Falcons @ Jets 24-27
Jets QB Tyrod Taylor managed the game well, throwing for 172 yards and a touchdown, plus a rushing TD late in the game. The Jets and Falcons traded scores through the first three quarters, entering the 4th tied at 17–17. The Falcons briefly led 24–17 after Bijan Robinson’s touchdown. But the Jets answered with Taylor’s 10 yard rushing TD to tie it, then Nick Folk’s 56 yard field goal sealed the win.
Fun Fact: Nick Folk’s 56-yard field goal was the longest game-winning kick of his career and tied the Jets franchise record for longest made field goal in a victory.
Rams @ Panthers 28-31
This was a very rainy, shocking game. The Rams got embarrassed in Charlotte. Matthew Stafford passed for 243 yards and 2 touchdowns but committed 3 turnovers - 2 INTs and 1 fumble. Bryce Young completed 15 of 20 passes for 206 yards and 3 touchdowns for Carolina and, more importantly, didn’t turn the ball over.
Fun Fact: At 24 years and 128 days old, Bryce Young became the youngest player in NFL history to record 11 career game-winning drives in the 4th quarter or overtime, surpassing Josh Allen’s previous mark.
Cardinals @ Buccaneers 17-20
The Buccaneers edged the Cardinals thanks to Baker Mayfield’s touchdown pass to tackle Tristan Wirfs, Bucky Irving’s rushing score, and Chase McLaughlin’s clutch 57 yard field goal. Jacoby Brissett threw for 301 yards and two touchdowns to rally Arizona, but a late interception and failed fourth down sealed their loss.
Fun fact: Wirfs became the first Buccaneers offensive lineman to catch a touchdown pass since 2009.
Vikings @ Seahawks 0-26
With J.J. McCarthy out, Max Brosmer made his first NFL start for Minnesota. Seattle’s defense dominated with five takeaways and an 85 yard pick six by Ernest Jones IV. Jason Myers kicked field goals from 33, 56, 54, and 40 yards, and Zach Charbonnet added a fourth quarter rushing touchdown to end the day.
Fun fact: This was Seattle’s first shutout victory since September 27, 2015 (26–0 vs. Chicago), and the Vikings first time being shutout since November 11, 2007 (34–0 vs. Green Bay).
Raiders @ Chargers 14-31
Ugh. I needed a good game from all the Chargers and I didn’t get that. Herbert threw 2 touchdown passes despite breaking a bone in his non-throwing hand early in the game. He played the rest of the way with a hard cast and glove. The Raiders struggled offensively, converting only 25% of third downs and managing just 31 rushing yards.
Fun Fact: Justin Herbert became the first quarterback in NFL history to throw multiple touchdown passes in a game while playing with a broken bone in his non-throwing hand covered by a cast and glove.
Bills @ Steelers 26-7
The game didn’t start off great if you’re a Bills fan. James Cook fumbled the ball which led to the Steelers lone touchdown. Buffalo controlled possession for nearly 42 minutes, piling up 249 rushing yards, the most ever allowed by the Steelers at home. Josh Allen threw for 123 yards and a touchdown and rushed for another.
Fun Fact: Josh Allen’s rushing touchdown was his 76th career rushing score, breaking the all-time NFL record for quarterbacks. He passed Cam Newton (75) to stand alone at the top.
Broncos @ Commanders 27-26 OT
I am so flippin mad at this game, still. Freakin Terry McLaurin. My opponent had McLaurin in his starting lineup. I was projected to win by 15 points. I had a significant lead. I lost. Because of Scary Terry and the fact the game went into overtime. Had the game ended in regulation, Scary Terry wouldn’t have had a touchdown in overtime ruining my fantasy week.
Fun Fact: This was the first time in NFL history that a game ended with a batted-down 2-point conversion in overtime. Nik Bonitto’s play preserved Denver’s ninth straight win and kept their perfect record in close games intact
NY Giants @ Patriots 15-33
This is the game I expected. Never in it. Good ol’ Giants. Drake Maye threw two touchdown passes, and Marcus Jones returned a punt 94 yards for a touchdown as New England won its 10th straight and became the first team to reach 11 wins this season. The Pats beat up on Jaxson Dart and the rest of NY. It wasn’t fun to watch.
Fun fact: Marcus Jones’s 94-yard punt return tied Julian Edelman for the longest punt return in Patriots franchise history.
WEEK 14
Thursday, December 4th
Cowboys (6-5-1) @ Lions (7-5) (8:15pm PRIME VIDEO)
I know the Lions have lost three of their last five games and the Cowboys are on a three game winning streak. I predict that it ends tonight. I will be rooting for and picking the Lions to win this game.
Sunday, December 7th
Dolphins (5-7) @ Jets (3-9) (1pm CBS)
Neither team is what you would call good. The Jets have only won three games this season. The Dolphins have won three straight. I am picking the Dolphins to win this game.
Steelers (6-6) @ Ravens (6-6) (1pm CBS)
Lamar Jackson has an ankle injury but is planning to play through it. If Jackson plays I’m picking the Ravens to win this game.
Fun Fact: This will be the first-ever matchup between Lamar Jackson and Aaron Rodgers, two former MVP quarterbacks, adding extra intrigue to the rivalry.
Saints (6-6) @ Buccaneers (7-5) (1pm CBS)
I’m going to have to pick the Bucs to win this game over their division rival. I hope it’s high scoring too.
Colts (8-4) @ Jaguars (8-4) (1pm CBS)
The Colts do NOT do well in Jacksonville. They have lost 10 straight road games in Duval county, dating back to 2014. I’m going with history and picking the Jags to win this game.
Titans (1-11) @ Browns (3-9) (1pm FOX)
I’m going with the home team to win this game, but only because I think the Titans win was by accident.
Commanders (3-9) @ Vikings (4-8) (1pm FOX)
The Vikings were shut out last week and just hope to score a point this week. They’ve only won one home game this season, will this be their next? The Commanders only have one road win. I’m going with the upset and picking the Commanders to win this game.
Seahawks (9-3) @ Falcons (4-8) (1pm FOX)
Speaking of shutouts, Seattle put a hurting on the Vikings last week and looks to do similar this week in Atlanta. I am picking the Seahawks to win this game.
Bengals (4-8) @ Bills (8-4) (1pm FOX)
I am picking the Bills to win this game. There is a lot riding on this game as my Giants aren’t playing this week so my sole focus will be my sidepiece team. LET’S GO BUFFALO!
Broncos (10-2) @ Raiders (2-10) (4:05pm CBS)
This has the potential to be a trap game. I don’t think it will be, but maybe? I’m picking the Broncos to win this game.
Bears (9-3) @ Packers (8-3-1) (4:25pm FOX)
Another divisional matchup! This game should be very good. I’m picking the Packers to win but only because they are the home team and it’s hard to beat the home team at Lambeau.
Rams (9-3) @ Cardinals (3-9) (4:25pm FOX)
I’m picking the Rams to win this game. Hopefully there will be many fewer turnovers this time. I’m looking at you Matthew Stafford.
Texans (7-5) @ Chiefs (6-6) (8:20pm NBC/Peacock)
I’m picking the Chiefs to win this game, but only because they are the home team.
Monday, December 8th
Eagles (8-4) @ Chargers (8-4) (8:15pm ABC/ESPN)
I’ll be rooting for the Chargers and hoping they beat the Eagles. But I am going to pick the Eagles to win this game.
BYES: NY Giants, 49ers, Panthers, Patriots
GO G-MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks for the edit Eric!
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