The Shenoa Report Week 16 '25 #theshenoareport

The Shenoa Report
December 18, 2025
Regular Season Week 16

This will be the first post season without Tom Brady, Peyton Manning, or Patrick Mahomes since 1998. Yo. Refreshing if you ask me. 

Guys, for maybe the second time this season I won in both fantasy leagues. Hooray, I can’t come in last place in either league! In the other league I’ve advanced to the semifinals. Wish me luck.  CMC Ya Next Season 8-6, Cursed 6-8

I went 10-6 in picks.  

Let’s jump into the recap! 

Falcons @ Buccaneers 29-28

The Falcons stunned the Buccaneers, rallying from a 14 point 4th quarter deficit behind Kirk Cousins’ three touchdown passes to Kyle Pitts and Zane Gonzalez’s walk off 43 yard field goal. The loss dropped the Bucs to 7‑7, knocking them out of first place in the NFC South and tightening the playoff race, while Atlanta improved to 5‑9 despite already being eliminated. 

Fun fact: the Falcons committed a franchise‑record 19 penalties yet still pulled off the comeback.

Bills @ Patriots 35-31

Holy Buffalo Batman! The Bills rallied from a 21‑0 deficit to stun the Patriots, keeping the AFC East race alive. The win moved Buffalo to 10‑4, just one game behind the 11‑3 Patriots, delaying New England’s chance to clinch the division and tightening playoff seeding. 

Fun fact: this was Buffalo’s largest road comeback in franchise history, tying their biggest overall comeback against New England back in 2011.

Ravens @ Bengals 24-0

The Ravens shutout the Bengals, with Lamar Jackson throwing two touchdowns and the defense sealing it with a 95 yard pick six. The win snapped Baltimore’s two game losing streak and kept them in the AFC North hunt at 7‑7, while Cincinnati fell to 4‑10 and saw their playoff hopes effectively end. 

Fun fact: it was the coldest game at Paycor Stadium in 25 years, and the first time Joe Burrow has ever been shut out in his career.

Jets @ Jaguars 20-48

The Jaguars crushed the Jets, with Trevor Lawrence throwing a career high five touchdown passes and adding another on the ground. The win pushed Jacksonville to 10‑4, strengthening their hold on first place in the AFC South and playoff positioning, while the Jets fell to 3‑11 and were officially eliminated. 

Fun fact: Lawrence’s six total touchdowns marked the most ever by a Jaguars quarterback in a single game.

Chargers @ Chiefs 16-13

The Chargers edged the Chiefs, with Derwin James sealing the win by intercepting Gardner Minshew after Patrick Mahomes left with a torn ACL. The victory improved Los Angeles to 10–4, keeping them firmly in the AFC playoff picture, while Kansas City fell to 6–8 and was eliminated from postseason contention. 

Fun fact: rookie KeAndre Lambert‑Smith scored his very first NFL touchdown in the game, a 16‑yard catch just before halftime.

Cardinals @ Texans 20-40

The Texans dominated the Cardinals, with C.J. Stroud throwing for 260 yards and three touchdowns to extend Houston’s winning streak to six games. The victory improved the Texans to 9–5, keeping them one game behind the Jaguars in the AFC South and firmly in the wild‑card race, while Arizona fell to 3–11 and was eliminated from playoff contention.

Fun fact: Cardinals tight end Trey McBride set an NFL record with his 16th straight game of at least five catches, finishing with 12 receptions for 134 yards and two TDs.

Browns @ Bears 3-31

The Bears crushed the Browns, with Caleb Williams throwing two touchdowns to DJ Moore and D’Andre Swift adding two rushing TDs. The win lifted Chicago to 10–4, moving them into first place in the NFC North and giving them the No. 2 seed in the NFC, while Cleveland dropped to 3–11 and was eliminated from playoff contention. 

Fun fact: this was one of the coldest games ever at Soldier Field, with a kickoff temperature of just 8 degrees.

Commanders @ NY Giants 29-21

Commanders fans, you’re welcome. We helped you snap an 8 game losing streak! We really are the nicest team, always putting the other team first, making sure they get enough points to win the game. Believe it or not, this win is keeping slim playoff hopes mathematically alive for the Commanders. The Giants were the first team to be eliminated from playoff hopes this season, weeks ago. Old news. Now, we are that much closer to securing the top draft pick. 

Fun fact: rookie linebacker Abdul Carter had a breakout game for the Giants, forcing two fumbles and recording 3.5 tackles for loss despite the defeat.

Raiders @ Eagles 0-31

The Eagles snapped a three game losing streak with a shutout of the Raiders, as Jalen Hurts threw three touchdown passes and the defense held Las Vegas to just 75 total yards. The win improved Philadelphia to 9‑5, keeping them in the thick of the NFC playoff race, while the Raiders dropped to 2‑12 and were officially eliminated. 

Fun fact: this was the second time this season the Raiders were shut out 31‑0 on the road, the exact same score they lost to the Chiefs earlier in the year.

Colts @ Seahawks 16-18

The Seahawks edged the Colts, winning on Jason Myers’ franchise record sixth field goal, a 56 yarder with 29 seconds left. The victory improved Seattle to 11‑3, keeping them tied with the Rams atop the NFC West and firmly in the playoff race, while Indianapolis fell to 8‑6 and dropped out of AFC South contention. 

Fun fact: Philip Rivers, at 44 years old, returned to the NFL after nearly five years away, throwing his first touchdown since the 2021 playoffs.

Packers @ Broncos 26-34

The Broncos rallied past the Packers, with Bo Nix throwing four touchdown passes and Pat Surtain II’s interception sparking the comeback. The win clinched Denver’s playoff berth and solidified their hold on the AFC’s No. 1 seed at 12–2, while Green Bay fell to 9‑4‑1 and slipped in the NFC playoff race. 

Fun fact: Josh Jacobs ripped off a 40‑yard touchdown run for the Packers, his longest score of the season.

Titans @ 49ers 24-37

The 49ers beat the Titans, with Brock Purdy throwing three touchdown passes and San Francisco scoring on its first five possessions. The win improved the 49ers to 10–4, tightening their grip on NFC playoff positioning, while Tennessee fell to 2–12 and was eliminated from postseason contention. 

Fun fact: Jeffery Simmons, a defensive lineman for the Titans, caught his second career touchdown pass in the game.

Panthers @ Saints 17-20

The Saints stunned the Panthers, winning on Charlie Smyth’s 47 yard field goal with two seconds left. The loss dropped Carolina to 7‑7, tying them with Tampa Bay in the NFC South and complicating their playoff path, while New Orleans improved to 4‑10 and played spoiler for the second straight week. 

Fun fact: Smyth, a rookie kicker from Northern Ireland, nailed the game‑winner in just his third NFL appearance.

Lions @ Rams 34-41

The Rams outlasted the Lions, clinching a playoff berth behind Matthew Stafford’s 368 passing yards and two touchdowns. The loss dropped Detroit to 8–6, leaving them outside the NFC playoff picture and likely needing to win out to stay alive. 

Fun fact: Rams running back Kyren Williams surpassed 1,000 rushing yards for the third straight season, joining Eric Dickerson and Marshall Faulk as the only backs in franchise history to do so.

Vikings @ Cowboys 34-26

The Vikings upset the Cowboys on Sunday Night Football, with QB J.J. McCarthy throwing two touchdowns and rushing for another. The win gave Minnesota back‑to‑back victories despite being eliminated earlier in the day, while Dallas fell to 6‑7‑1, putting their playoff hopes on the brink. 

Fun fact: fullback C.J. Ham scored the go ahead touchdown on his very first carry of the season.

Dolphins @ Steelers 15-28

The Steelers defeated the Dolphins, with Aaron Rodgers throwing two second‑half touchdowns to spark four straight scoring drives. The win moved Pittsburgh to 8–6, keeping them atop the AFC North playoff race, while Miami fell to 6–8 and was officially eliminated from postseason contention. 

Fun fact: Rodgers completed 23 of 27 passes for a passer rating of 125.9, his best since Week 1.

WEEK 16

Thursday, December 18th

Rams (11-3) @ Seahawks (11-3) (8:15pm PRIME VIDEO)

This is a divisional matchup with both teams at 11‑3, where the winner will take sole possession of first place and be in prime position for the NFC’s No. 1 seed.  The Rams won the first matchup in Week 11 and have historically had success against the Seahawks.  I’ve got a ton of fantasy implications in this game and it will most likely sway my pick. I am going to pick the Rams to win this game because I need points. 

Saturday, December 20th

Eagles (9-5) @ Commanders (4-10) (5pm FOX)

The Commanders have already been eliminated from the playoffs and would LOVE to spoil the day for the Eagles. I am usually allllll on board for this kind of spoiler BUT I am in the Championship Semi Finals in fantasy and I need Hurts to have another spectacular game. I NEED POINTS!  I’m picking the Eagles to win this game. 

Packers (9-4-1) @ Bears (10-4) (8:20pm FOX)

Ok, so the winner of this game will take control of the NFC North and will clinch a playoff berth. The loser of this game is still alive, but risks slipping into the wild‑card race. Fantasy playoffs, I need points. Blah blah blah. I think the Bears will win this game. I just need it to be high scoring because I have a lot of Packers in fantasy. I’m picking the Bears for the win. 

Sunday, December 21st

Jets (3-11) @ Saints (4-10) (1pm CBS)

Both teams have already been eliminated from the playoffs so they are just playing for pride, and hopefully no injuries. I’ve got Chris Olave and Jwan Johnson so I need the Saints to have a good game, it’s just a bummer my opponent is starting Tyler Shough. I need Shough to throw to Olave and Johnson, without scoring enough points to beat me. Regardless, I'm picking the Saints to win this game. 

Bills (10-4) @ Browns (3-11) (1pm CBS)

The Bills can clinch a playoff berth with a win combined with losses by either the Colts or the Texans. The Browns have already been eliminated from postseason contention. I’m picking the Bills to win this game. GO BILLS!

Chiefs (6-8) @ Titans  (2-11) (1pm CBS)

This is most fun to say. The Chiefs have been eliminated from the playoffs. Neither team will be in the post season so this game is just for fun. I’m picking the Chiefs to win but I wouldn’t be surprised if the Titans got their 3rd win of the season. 

Chargers (10-4) @ Cowboys (6-7-1) (1pm FOX)

Technically the Cowboys haven’t been eliminated from the playoffs. But their chances are very slim. First they would have to win out the rest of the season. Not likely. Then they also need the Eagles to lose at least 2 of their last 3 games. Also, not likely. That said, I am picking the Chargers to win this game and get a playoff berth. 

Vikings (6-8) @ NY Giants  (2-12) (1pm FOX)

Both teams have been eliminated from playoff contention so this game is just a game. I am expecting the Giants will try to win this game but fail to do so. Or maybe they will win and screw up their number one draft pick. I will be rooting for the Giants but picking the Vikings to win this game. Go G-Men! 

Buccaneers (7-7) @ Panthers (7-7) (1pm FOX)

This game has first place in the NFC South on the line. Both teams are 7‑7, and the winner will take control of the division heading into the final two weeks. Both teams lost last week, embarrassingly so. I am picking the Bucs to win with no good reason. 

Bengals (4-10) @ Dolphins (6-8) (1pm CBS)

Both teams have already been eliminated so it’s just a game of pride. The big news for the Dolphins is that they have benched Tua. Rookie quarterback Quinn Ewers will start for the Miami Dolphins. I’m picking the Bengals to win this game. 

Jaguars (10-4) @ Broncos (12-2) (4:05pm FOX)

Both teams are firmly in the playoff race. Denver can clinch the AFC West and potentially the No. 1 seed with a win, while Jacksonville is fighting to stay atop the AFC South. I’m picking the Broncos to win this game. 

Falcons (5-9) @ Cardinals (3-11) (4:05pm FOX)

Both teams were never in the playoff contention so this game is just a game. I’m picking the Falcons to win this game but wouldn’t be surprised if the Cardinals got their 4th win of the season.  

Raiders (2-12) @ Texans (9-5) (4:25pm CBS)

The Raiders have already been eliminated from playoff contention.  A Texans win keeps them in contention for the AFC South title against Jacksonville and also strengthens their wild‑card fallback if they don’t win the division. I’m picking the Texans to win this game. 

Steelers (8-6) @ Lions (8-6) (4:25pm CBS) 

Both teams are 8‑6, so the game carries major playoff implications. Detroit needs a win to stay alive in the NFC race, while Pittsburgh is trying to hold onto first place in the AFC North. I am rooting for and picking the Lions to win this game and keep their playoff hopes alive!

Patriots (11-3) @ Ravens (7-7)  (8:20pm NBC/Peacock)

The Patriots can clinch a playoff berth with a win. The Ravens must win to stay in contention for the AFC North and a wild‑card spot. The Patriots are undefeated on the road this season. I think it will continue. I am picking the Patriots to upset the Ravens at home. 

Monday, December 22nd

49ers (10-4) @ Colts (8-6) (8:15pm ABC/ESPN)

Both teams are in the playoff race.  The 49ers can strengthen their NFC seeding with a win, while the Colts need a victory to stay alive in the AFC wild‑card hunt. That said, I’m picking the 49ers to win this game. My fantasy outcome hinges on this game. I’ve got CMC and my opponent has Jonathon Taylor. To say I'm nervous doesn’t even begin to describe how I feel. I just want to win. 

GO G-MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for the edit Eric!

The Shenoa Report Week 15 '25 #theshenoareport

The Shenoa Report
December 11, 2025
Regular Season Week 15

Week 15 brings no more bye weeks, Fantasy Football Playoffs, and MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!  I’m most excited about the last one. I like birthdays. I don’t know why, but if you have one, I want to celebrate it! As for the Fantasy Playoffs, I’m way more nervous. Current ranking (5th) CMC Ya Next Season 7-6, (8th) Cursed 5-8. I made it through round one of the consolation bracket in one league, which means, I can’t come in last place. Woot! Sigh. In the other league I’m in the quarter finals. After losing last week I fell to the 5th seed and am playing the 4th seed. I’m really hoping one of my birthday gifts is wins this week for all my teams, 2 fantasy and the Giants and Bills. I know it’s a tall ask but it's a semi milestone birthday. 

I went 8-6 in picks. Not my best week, indeed. 

Let’s jump into the recap! 

Cowboys @ Lions 30-44

The Lions embarrassed the Cowboys with Jahmyr Gibbs leading the way. Gibbs had three rushing touchdowns while the Lions defense forced three turnovers. The Cowboys relied heavily on Brandon Aubrey’s long field goals but struggled to convert drives into touchdowns. 

Fun fact: Gibbs’ 47 career touchdowns now tie Hall of Famer Barry Sanders for the most by a player in his first three NFL seasons. 

Dolphins @ Jets  34-10

The Dolphins dominated the Jets 34–10 starting with a 21-point first quarter and a defense that racked up six sacks and three interceptions. Tua Tagovailoa threw a touchdown pass and remained undefeated against the Jets, while De’Von Achane added 92 rushing yards and a TD before leaving with a rib injury. The Jets lost QB Tyrod Taylor early and never recovered.

Fun fact: Tagovailoa is now 7–0 as a starter against the Jets, making them his most consistent AFC East victim.

Steelers @ Ravens 27-22

The Steelers edged the Ravens seizing sole possession of first place in the AFC North. Aaron Rodgers threw for 284 yards with both a passing and rushing touchdown, while a late Lamar Jackson TD pass to Isaiah Likely was overturned on review, ending Baltimore’s comeback hopes. 

Fun fact: This is Mike Tomlin’s 19th season as Steelers head coach, making him the longest-tenured active coach in the NFL.

Saints @ Buccaneers 24-20

The Saints upset the Buccaneers led by rookie QB Tyler Shough’s two rushing touchdowns in a rain-soaked game at Raymond James Stadium. The Saints defense frustrated Baker Mayfield and held Tampa Bay to just 104 rushing yards, while Shough’s 13-yard scramble in the fourth quarter sealed the win. The victory snapped New Orleans two-game skid and dropped the Bucs into a tie for first in the NFC South with Carolina.

Fun fact: Shough became the first Saints rookie quarterback since Archie Manning in 1971 to record multiple rushing touchdowns in a single game.

Colts @ Jaguars 19-36

The Jags defeated the Colts led by Trevor Lawrence’s two touchdown passes and Travis Etienne’s two rushing scores in rainy conditions. The Colts lost quarterback Daniel Jones to an Achilles injury early, with rookie Riley Leonard taking his place.  Jacksonville’s defense added a safety and three turnovers. It was an ugly game for Colts fans. 

Fun fact: The Colts haven’t won in Jacksonville since 2014, making this their longest active road losing streak against a single opponent.

Titans  @ Browns 31-29

The Titans snapped a seven game losing streak with this win over the Browns. Titans RB Tony Pollard had a career-high 161 rushing yards and two touchdowns. Rookie QB Shedeur Sanders kept the Browns close with 364 passing yards and four total touchdowns, but Cleveland failed on two late two-point conversions. The Titans capitalized on turnovers and a blocked punt to secure just their second victory of the season, while the Browns dropped to 3–10.

Fun fact: This was the Titans first win in Cleveland since 2011, ending a 14-year drought.

Commanders @ Vikings 0-31

The Vikings shut out the Commanders ending a four game losing streak. QB J.J. McCarthy threw three touchdown passes in his first turnover-free game, while Washington’s offense faltered and lost both Jayden Daniels to an elbow injury and TE Zach Ertz to a season-ending ACL injury. 

Fun fact: McCarthy became the first Vikings quarterback age 22 or younger to throw three touchdowns in a game since 1977.

Seahawks @ Falcons 37-9

The Seahawks crushed the Falcons breaking open a 6–6 halftime tie with a dominant second half. Rashid Shaheed’s electrifying 100 yard kickoff return touchdown sparked the surge, while Sam Darnold threw three touchdown passes, including two to Jaxon Smith-Njigba. The Seahawks improved to 10–3 and strengthened their NFC playoff position, while the Falcons fell to 4–9 and were eliminated from postseason contention.

Fun fact: Shaheed’s 100 yard return was the first kickoff touchdown for Seattle since 2017, ending an eight-year drought.

Bengals @ Bills 34-39

The Bills rallied to beat the Bengals overcoming a 10-point deficit in the fourth quarter. Josh Allen accounted for four total touchdowns, while Christian Benford’s 63 yard pick six flipped the momentum and gave Buffalo its first lead. Joe Burrow threw four touchdowns but two late interceptions doomed Cincinnati.

Fun fact: Josh Allen became the first Bills quarterback in franchise history to record both a passing and rushing touchdown in five consecutive games.

Broncos @ Raiders 24-17

The Broncos are now on a 10 game winning streak. Bo Nix threw for 212 yards and rushed for a touchdown, while Marvin Mims added a punt return TD as Denver controlled the game despite the close final score. Raiders QB Geno Smith exited in the third quarter with a hand and shoulder injury, and the Broncos improved to 11–2, strengthening their hold on the AFC’s top seed.

Fun fact: This was the first time all season the Broncos never trailed in a game, a rare wire-to-wire win during their streak.

Bears @ Packers 21-28

The Packers defeated the Bears moving into first place in the NFC North. Jordan Love threw three touchdown passes, including two to Christian Watson, while Keisean Nixon sealed the win with a clutch endzone interception of Caleb Williams in the final seconds. The Bears rallied to tie the game late but fell short, dropping to 9–4 as the Packers improved to 9–3–1.

Fun fact: Nixon’s interception was his first of the season, and it came on the Bears last offensive play, preserving Green Bay’s fourth straight win.

Rams @ Cardinals 45-17

The Rams crushed the Cardinals, piling up 530 total yards and scoring 35 unanswered points. Matthew Stafford threw for 281 yards and three touchdowns, while Puka Nacua had 167 receiving yards and two TDs, and rookie Blake Corum rushed for a career-high 128 yards with another two TDs. The Cardinals managed early points but faltered after halftime.

Fun fact: Puka Nacua recorded his first career multi-touchdown game, finishing just three yards shy of his career-high in receiving yards.

Texans @ Chiefs 20-10

The Texans stunned the Chiefs on Sunday Night Football, leaning on their top ranked defense to intercept Patrick Mahomes three times. C.J. Stroud threw for 203 yards and a touchdown, while Dare Ogunbowale’s fourth quarter rushing TD sealed Houston’s fifth straight win. 

Fun fact: This was the first time Mahomes has ever thrown three interceptions in a home game at Arrowhead Stadium.

Eagles @ Chargers 19-22 OT

The Chargers edged the Eagles in overtime on MNF, thanks to Cameron Dicker’s 54 yard game winning field goal. Justin Herbert led a late drive to tie the game in regulation, while safety Tony Jefferson sealed the win with an interception of Jalen Hurts at the 1-yard line. The Eagles dropped their third straight game, falling to 8–5, while the Chargers improved to 9–4 and strengthened their AFC playoff position.

Fun fact: Dicker’s five made field goals in the game tied the Chargers single-game record.

Bonus Fun fact: Jalen Hurts became the first NFL player on record to commit two turnovers on the same play. Here’s what happened: Hurts threw an interception to defensive lineman Da’Shawn Hand. On the return, Hand fumbled, and Hurts recovered the ball — only to fumble it again when hit, giving possession back to the Chargers.

Because fantasy football typically scores interceptions and lost fumbles as –2 points each, Hurts’ bizarre sequence resulted in –4 points on a single play, which analysts have called one of the worst fantasy plays in history.

So not only did Hurts make unwanted history in real football, but he also set a quirky record in the fantasy world — a rare double negative that fans won’t forget anytime soon. I’m that fan. I started Hurts and lost by 5 points. It’s ALLLLLLL his fault. 

WEEK 15

Thursday, December 11th

Falcons (4-9) @ Buccaneers (7-6) (8:15pm PRIME VIDEO)

I think the Bucs will beat the Falcons and that’s what I’m going with. 

Saturday, December 13th 

Happy birthday to Shenoa!!!!!!! It's my birthday! Wooot wooooot! 

Sunday, December 14th

Bills (9-4) @ Patriots (11-2) (1pm CBS)

I am already so nervous for this game. I don’t have a good feeling about it. Hopefully I’m wrong. It’s just that the Bills haven’t looked like themselves this season and the Patriots are looking scary good for a recent change. I’ll be rooting for the Bills and hoping for an upset but I am going to pick the home team to win this game. I just hope I’m wrong. Go Bills!

Ravens (6-7) @ Bengals (4-9) (1pm CBS)

The Ravens are favored but the Bengals just beat them two weeks ago on Thanksgiving. I tend to go with the home team in picks. So, I’m picking the Bengals to win this game. 

Jets (3-10) @ Jaguars (9-4) (1pm CBS)

I’m picking the Jags to win this game and not because they are the home team. I’d still pick them to win even if they were playing at Metlife. 

Chargers  (9-4) @ Chiefs (6-7) (1pm CBS)

Well, this is the first time in a really long time that the Chiefs have a losing record in December and are on the verge of missing the playoffs. They really need this win to keep their playoff hopes alive. I am going to pick the Chiefs to win this game but I will be rooting for the Chargers and hoping they can hand them the upset. 

Cardinals (3-10) @ Texans  (8-5) (1pm FOX)

I think it’s a pretty safe bet to pick the Texans to win this game and that’s what I’m going to do. 

Browns (3-10) @ Bears (9-4) (1pm FOX)

I’m picking Da Bears to get Da W. 

Commanders (3-10) @ NY Giants  (2-11) (1pm FOX)

Sigh. It was really nice last week not seeing a Giants loss. If the season were to end today the Giants would have the first pick in the draft. Also, the Giants are actually favored to win this game. Also, also the Giants fired assistant defensive line coach Bryan Cox last week during their bye. So, my pick. Ummmm. I want to pick them to win this game, but I can’t. It hurts too much. How will they mess up this time? Or, did they fire all the people making the bad calls? I’m picking the Giants to lose. I so hope I’m wrong. GO G-MEN!

Raiders (2-11) @ Eagles (8-5) (1pm FOX)

How fun would it be if the Raiders beat the Eagles. Hilarious. I’m picking the Eagles to win this game, and for the love of all the football gods, Jaylen Hurts better have the best game of his life, no more of these -4 point plays! 

Colts (8-5) @ Seahawks (10-3) (4:25pm CBS)

The Colts just signed Phillip Rivers to their practice squad. They are REALLY missing Danny Jones now. Jones has a confirmed torn achilles and is out the rest of the season. That said, I am picking the Seahawks to win this game. 

Packers (9-3-1) @ Broncos (11-2) (4:25pm CBS)

I just need my Packers players to put up points. I don’t need them to win the game. So, I guess I am picking the Broncos to win this game, I just hope it’s high scoring. 

Titans (2-11) @  49ers (9-4) (4:25pm FOX)

Speaking of high scoring, I need CMC and Jennings to have like a million points. I’m picking the 49ers to win this game. 

Panthers (7-6)  @ Saints (3-10) (4:25pm FOX)

I’m pretty sure the Panthers are going to give the Saints a headache. I am not picking the home team to win. I am picking the Panthers to win this game. 

Lions (8-5) @ Rams (10-3) (4:25pm FOX) 

The Lions need this win to keep their playoff hopes alive. The Rams have been so dominant this season and I don’t think they are going to let up. I think it’s going to be a high scoring game but I think the Rams get the win. 

Vikings (5-8) @ Cowboys (6-6-1)  (8:20pm NBC/Peacock)

I’ll be rooting for the Vikings but picking the Cowboys to win this game. 

Monday, December 15th

Dolphins (6-7) @ Steelers (7-6) (8:15pm ABC/ESPN)

I think the Steelers will win this game and that’s who I am going to pick. 

BYES: NONE

GO G-MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for the edit Eric!

The Shenoa Report Week 14 '25

The Shenoa Report
December 4, 2025
Regular Season Week 14

Guys. It’s December. December brings “Hard Knocks In Season”. This season the HBO mini-doc series is following the NFC East. Best division in the NFL if you ask me. Speaking of which, the NY Football Giants can’t lose this week, they are on a bye! Sigh. 

Week 13 was not lucky for me. It chewed me up and spit me out. I lost in both fantasy leagues and my Giants lost. Ugh. I’ve been eliminated from the playoffs in one league but, miraculously, even with a loss, I’m still in 3rd place in the other league. Current ranking (3rd) CMC Ya Next Season 7-6, (9th) Cursed 5-8.

Also, I didn’t tally up picks this week because half of the games had already been played by the time I posted the report.  

Let’s jump into the recap! 

Packers @ Lions 31-24

I think it’s really more of a tradition for the Lions to lose on Thanksgiving, than to win. They kept the tradition alive. Jordan Love threw four touchdown passes, matching his career high, while the Lions struggled with injuries and missed opportunities. Detroit lost star WR Amon-Ra St. Brown early to an ankle injury, leaving Jared Goff with limited options. Packers Micah Parsons wreaked havoc on Goff, recording multiple sacks and keeping Detroit’s offense under pressure. 

Fun Fact: This was the Packers first season sweep of the Lions since 2020, giving them a valuable tiebreaker in the NFC North race

Chiefs @ Cowboys 28-31

The Cowboys beat the Chiefs on Thanksgiving, with Dak Prescott throwing two touchdowns and RB Malik Davis breaking free for a 43 yard TD. Patrick Mahomes tossed four TDs, but, and I hate to say it, the Cowboys were the better team. 

Fun Fact: This game made NFL history. The Cowboys-Chiefs matchup drew 57.2 million viewers, making it the most watched regular season game in league history, smashing the previous record of 42 million which was the Cowboys-Giants Thanksgiving game in 2022.

Bengals @ Ravens 32-14

I think it’s safe to say Joe Burrow is back and the Ravens were not prepared. The Bengals defense forced 5 turnovers, two fumbles, and one interception from Lamar Jackson, plus other miscues. Kicker Evan McPherson was perfect, hitting six field goals, including a 52-yarder, giving Cincinnati steady points throughout. 

Fun Fact: The Cincinnati Bengals' 32-14 win over the Baltimore Ravens on Thanksgiving night (November 27, 2025) was the Bengals' first-ever win on Thanksgiving Day. 

Bears @ Eagles 24-15

I wore my Bears sweatshirt during this game. I think it worked! It was a fun game to watch. The Bears outgained the Eagles 426–317 in total yards and Chicago’s defense forced two turnovers, including a rare “tush push” fumble by Jalen Hurts.

Fun Fact: This victory was the first time since 1988 that the Bears beat a defending Super Bowl champion on the road. Back then, they defeated Washington 34–14 under Mike Ditka.

49ers @ Browns 26-8

Weather was absolutely a factor in this game. It was stupid windy and cold. The 49ers spoiled rookie QB Shedeur Sanders’ first home start. Brock Purdy scored twice (one passing, one rushing) and even broke out in a dance celebration for his rushing TD. The Browns briefly led 8–7 in the second quarter after Sanders connected with Harold Fannin Jr. for a 34 yard TD plus a successful 2 point conversion. San Francisco responded with 19 unanswered points, including Purdy’s rushing TD and a short strike to Jauan Jennings.

Fun Fact: Brock Purdy’s touchdown dance wasn’t just for fun—it was the first time in his NFL career he celebrated a score with a dance. He promised teammates he’d do it if he found the end zone, and he delivered with the “Dougie”.

Jaguars @ Titans 25-3

Trevor Lawrence had a much better game this week with 229 passing yards, 2 touchdowns, and no interceptions. Cam Ward, Titans rookie QB, struggled under pressure, was sacked three times, and was unable to sustain drives. The Titans opened with a field goal for their only points.

Fun Fact: The Titans loss marked their 11th straight home defeat, tying the longest home losing streak since the franchise relocated to Tennessee in 1997.

Texans @ Colts 20-16

I got this pick correct. Wow. I surprised myself. Texans QB C.J. Stroud returned from a concussion, threw for 200+ yards, and steadied the Texans offense while Daniel Jones, Colts QB, battled through a leg injury, throwing for 2 TDs but faced heavy pressure (41.7% of dropbacks).

Fun Fact: C.J. Stroud is now 3–0 at Lucas Oil Stadium in his young career. He’s quickly becoming a nemesis for Colts fans, having never lost in Indianapolis.

Saints @ Dolphins 17-21

De’Von Achane opened the scoring with a 29-yard rushing touchdown in the first quarter. Dolphins kicker Riley Patterson nailed three field goals in the second quarter to extend Miami’s lead to 16–0. Then Saints QB Tyler Shough connected with Chris Olave for a 17-yard TD in the third quarter, followed by a successful two-point conversion to cut the deficit. In the fourth quarter, Shough threw a 15-yard touchdown to Devaughn Vele, but his two-point attempt was intercepted by Minkah Fitzpatrick, who returned it for a defensive conversion. Saints recovered an onside kick late, but their comeback fell short.

Fun Fact: Minkah Fitzpatrick’s interception return on a failed two-point conversion gave Miami two points — a rare defensive conversion that happens only a handful of times each NFL season.

Falcons @ Jets 24-27

Jets QB Tyrod Taylor managed the game well, throwing for 172 yards and a touchdown, plus a rushing TD late in the game. The Jets and Falcons traded scores through the first three quarters, entering the 4th tied at 17–17. The Falcons briefly led 24–17 after Bijan Robinson’s touchdown. But the Jets answered with Taylor’s 10 yard rushing TD to tie it, then Nick Folk’s 56 yard field goal sealed the win.

Fun Fact: Nick Folk’s 56-yard field goal was the longest game-winning kick of his career and tied the Jets franchise record for longest made field goal in a victory.

Rams @ Panthers 28-31

This was a very rainy, shocking game. The Rams got embarrassed in Charlotte. Matthew Stafford passed for 243 yards and 2 touchdowns but committed 3 turnovers - 2 INTs and 1 fumble. Bryce Young completed 15 of 20 passes for 206 yards and 3 touchdowns for Carolina and, more importantly, didn’t turn the ball over. 

Fun Fact: At 24 years and 128 days old, Bryce Young became the youngest player in NFL history to record 11 career game-winning drives in the 4th quarter or overtime, surpassing Josh Allen’s previous mark. 

Cardinals @ Buccaneers  17-20

The Buccaneers edged the Cardinals thanks to Baker Mayfield’s touchdown pass to tackle Tristan Wirfs, Bucky Irving’s rushing score, and Chase McLaughlin’s clutch 57 yard field goal. Jacoby Brissett threw for 301 yards and two touchdowns to rally Arizona, but a late interception and failed fourth down sealed their loss. 

Fun fact: Wirfs became the first Buccaneers offensive lineman to catch a touchdown pass since 2009.

Vikings @ Seahawks 0-26

With J.J. McCarthy out, Max Brosmer made his first NFL start for Minnesota. Seattle’s defense dominated with five takeaways and an 85 yard pick six by Ernest Jones IV. Jason Myers kicked field goals from 33, 56, 54, and 40 yards, and Zach Charbonnet added a fourth quarter rushing touchdown to end the day.

Fun fact: This was Seattle’s first shutout victory since September 27, 2015 (26–0 vs. Chicago), and the Vikings first time being shutout since November 11, 2007 (34–0 vs. Green Bay).

Raiders @ Chargers 14-31

Ugh. I needed a good game from all the Chargers and I didn’t get that.  Herbert threw 2 touchdown passes despite breaking a bone in his non-throwing hand early in the game. He played the rest of the way with a hard cast and glove. The Raiders struggled offensively, converting only 25% of third downs and managing just 31 rushing yards. 

Fun Fact: Justin Herbert became the first quarterback in NFL history to throw multiple touchdown passes in a game while playing with a broken bone in his non-throwing hand covered by a cast and glove.

Bills  @ Steelers 26-7

The game didn’t start off great if you’re a Bills fan. James Cook fumbled the ball which led to the Steelers lone touchdown. Buffalo controlled possession for nearly 42 minutes, piling up 249 rushing yards, the most ever allowed by the Steelers at home. Josh Allen threw for 123 yards and a touchdown and rushed for another.

Fun Fact: Josh Allen’s rushing touchdown was his 76th career rushing score, breaking the all-time NFL record for quarterbacks. He passed Cam Newton (75) to stand alone at the top.

Broncos @ Commanders 27-26 OT

I am so flippin mad at this game, still. Freakin Terry McLaurin. My opponent had McLaurin in his starting lineup. I was projected to win by 15 points. I had a significant lead. I lost. Because of Scary Terry and the fact the game went into overtime. Had the game ended in regulation, Scary Terry wouldn’t have had a touchdown in overtime ruining my fantasy week.

Fun Fact: This was the first time in NFL history that a game ended with a batted-down 2-point conversion in overtime. Nik Bonitto’s play preserved Denver’s ninth straight win and kept their perfect record in close games intact

NY Giants @ Patriots 15-33

This is the game I expected. Never in it. Good ol’ Giants. Drake Maye threw two touchdown passes, and Marcus Jones returned a punt 94 yards for a touchdown as New England won its 10th straight and became the first team to reach 11 wins this season. The Pats beat up on Jaxson Dart and the rest of NY. It wasn’t fun to watch. 

Fun fact: Marcus Jones’s 94-yard punt return tied Julian Edelman for the longest punt return in Patriots franchise history.

WEEK 14

Thursday, December 4th

Cowboys (6-5-1) @ Lions (7-5) (8:15pm PRIME VIDEO)

I know the Lions have lost three of their last five games and the Cowboys are on a three game winning streak. I predict that it ends tonight. I will be rooting for and picking the Lions to win this game. 

Sunday, December 7th

Dolphins (5-7) @ Jets  (3-9) (1pm CBS)

Neither team is what you would call good. The Jets have only won three games this season. The Dolphins have won three straight. I am picking the Dolphins to win this game. 

Steelers  (6-6) @ Ravens (6-6) (1pm CBS)

Lamar Jackson has an ankle injury but is planning to play through it. If Jackson plays I’m picking the Ravens to win this game.

Fun Fact: This will be the first-ever matchup between Lamar Jackson and Aaron Rodgers, two former MVP quarterbacks, adding extra intrigue to the rivalry.

Saints (6-6) @ Buccaneers  (7-5) (1pm CBS)

I’m going to have to pick the Bucs to win this game over their division rival. I hope it’s high scoring too. 

Colts  (8-4) @ Jaguars  (8-4) (1pm CBS)

The Colts do NOT do well in Jacksonville. They have lost 10 straight road games in Duval county, dating back to 2014. I’m going with history and picking the Jags to win this game. 

Titans  (1-11) @ Browns  (3-9) (1pm FOX)

I’m going with the home team to win this game, but only because I think the Titans win was by accident. 

Commanders (3-9) @ Vikings (4-8) (1pm FOX)

The Vikings were shut out last week and just hope to score a point this week. They’ve only won one home game this season, will this be their next? The Commanders only have one road win. I’m going with the upset and picking the Commanders to win this game. 

Seahawks (9-3) @ Falcons (4-8) (1pm FOX)

Speaking of shutouts, Seattle put a hurting on the Vikings last week and looks to do similar this week in Atlanta. I am picking the Seahawks to win this game. 

Bengals (4-8) @ Bills (8-4) (1pm FOX)

I am picking the Bills to win this game. There is a lot riding on this game as my Giants aren’t playing this week so my sole focus will be my sidepiece team. LET’S GO BUFFALO!  

Broncos (10-2) @ Raiders (2-10) (4:05pm CBS)

This has the potential to be a trap game. I don’t think it will be, but maybe? I’m picking the Broncos to win this game. 

Bears (9-3) @  Packers (8-3-1) (4:25pm FOX)

Another divisional matchup! This game should be very good. I’m picking the Packers to win but only because they are the home team and it’s hard to beat the home team at Lambeau. 

Rams (9-3)  @ Cardinals (3-9) (4:25pm FOX)

I’m picking the Rams to win this game. Hopefully there will be many fewer turnovers this time. I’m looking at you Matthew Stafford. 

Texans (7-5) @ Chiefs (6-6)  (8:20pm NBC/Peacock)

I’m picking the Chiefs to win this game, but only because they are the home team. 

Monday, December 8th

Eagles (8-4) @ Chargers (8-4) (8:15pm ABC/ESPN)

I’ll be rooting for the Chargers and hoping they beat the Eagles. But I am going to pick the Eagles to win this game. 

BYES: NY Giants, 49ers, Panthers, Patriots

GO G-MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for the edit Eric!