The Shenoa Report
December 26, 2020
Regular Season Week 16
Happy Holidays everyone! Sorry I’m a day late on posting. I decided that spending time with loved ones was much more important than posting a football blog on Christmas. Week 16 brings games on Friday, Saturday, Sunday, and Monday! As I write this report I’ve already missed Friday’s game and it’s the 4th quarter in the early game on Saturday.
I went 11-5 in my picks and won in fantasy, the losers bracket. Thank God the fantasy season is over. I didn’t enjoy this fantasy season as much as I have in the past. It just wasn’t that fun, not because of COVID-19, more because we didn’t have a good comish, I’m not sure if I’ll even play next season. Who knows. Here’s the recap of week 15.
Chargers @ Raiders 30-27 OT
Of course, with all my smack talk about the Chargers not being able to finish games, they go and win in overtime, without Keenan Allen. Even with their win, the Chargers were eliminated from the playoffs in week 13.
Bills @ Broncos 48-19
The Broncos were eliminated from playoff contention with this loss to the Bills. The Bills on the other hand are division champions for the first time since 1995. Congrats Bills fans. Josh Allen wasn’t even born the last time you all were division champs.
Panthers @ Packers 16-24
The Panthers were also eliminated from the playoffs with this loss to the Packers. It was an ugly game for the Packers, but they got the win, as they lead their division and are well on their way to the playoffs.
49ers @ Cowboys 33-41
The 49ers were in the Super Bowl last year and this year they will not make it to the playoffs, with this loss to the four win Cowboys.
Buccaneers @ Falcons 31-27
The Falcons shut out the Bucs in the first half of the game with a 17-0 lead. In true Falcons fashion they blew their lead and allowed the Bucs to score 3 touchdowns in the 3rd quarter alone, ultimately losing the game. Atlanta has also been eliminated from the playoffs after their loss to the Chargers in week 14.
Texans @ Colts 20-27
The Texans had no chance of the playoffs after their loss to the Bears in week 14 but kept this game close against division rivals. The Colts came out on top though, like I knew they would.
Lions @ Titans 25-46
Ryan Tannehill had 5 touchdowns, 2 rushing 3 passing, in this rout over the Lions. The Lions loss to the Titans ended Detroit's chances of a run to the playoffs. When my friend asked Siri what the Lions final score was, even she had a snarky response, not just that they lost but that they were trounced.
Patriots @ Dolphins 12-22
The Patriots were also eliminated from the playoffs with this loss to the Dolphins. The last time the Patriots missed the playoffs was 2008, when Brady missed the season due to an ACL injury. The time before that was 2002. It’ll be weird to not see the Patriots in the postseason, but I’m not at all sad about it.
Bears @ Vikings 33-27
“Whenever I pick the Bears to win, they lose, and when I pick against them, they win. I lose either way. So I’m picking the Vikings for the win, which pretty much ensures that the Bears will win.” -Shenoa’s words last week. I quit. Both teams are technically not out of the playoffs, yet…
Seahawks @ Washington 20-15
The Seahawks clinched a playoff spot with this win over the Football Team. Washington still leads their division, even with this loss. The game was sloppy, and neither team looked great, but the Seahawks were able to pull off the win as Washington tried to claw back.
Jaguars @ Ravens 14-40
This game wasn’t even fun to watch. If it were the only game on tv my dad would have turned it off (he doesn’t like one sided games). The Jags are just ready for the season to be over, they never ever had a chance of making it to the playoffs this year.
Jets @ Rams 23-20
Speaking of another team that didn’t have a chance at making the playoffs this year, the Jets FINALLY got a win! No one saw this coming. Not even Joe Namith, Jets legendary quarterback from years and years ago. I still can’t believe they pulled off the upset. The Rams should be embarrassed, and probably are.
Eagles @ Cardinals 26-33
Kyler Murray threw for a career-high 406 yards. I’m just glad that the Eagles lost. My partner likes the new QB for Philly, it “Hurts” me on the inside having him cheer for the Eagles.
Chiefs @ Saints 32-29
The Chiefs are the best team in the NFL once again this season. Drew Brees was back under center for the Saints, but you could tell he wasn’t 100% and I think that ultimately got the Chiefs the victory.
Browns @ NY Giants 20-6
I never expected the Giants to win this game so I wasn’t as disappointed. There wasn’t even a chance for false hope this time. The play calling was aggressive, but the offense, without Danny Jones, couldn’t get into the endzone. They had multiple opportunities. It just wasn’t going to happen. Ironically, the Giants haven’t been eliminated from playoff contention yet.
Steelers @ Bengals 17-27
I don’t know which game was more shocking, the Jets beating the Rams or this game. The Bengals played like they had the Steelers record and the Steelers played like they only had 2 wins on the season. I think that the Steelers should be more embarrassed than the Rams. Pittsburgh has lost their last 3. It is an epic meltdown, and fun to watch.
WEEK 16
Friday, December 25th
Vikings (6-9) @ Saints (11-4) 33-52
I had picked the Saints to win this game and I was correct. The Vikings have been eliminated from the playoffs. Alvin Kamara had SIX rushing touchdowns to tie the NFL record in this impressive win with the Saints.
Saturday, December 19th
Buccaneers (9-5) @ Lions (5-9) (1pm NFL)
I picked the Bucs to win this game, and as I write this report they have a 47-7 lead. I hope I’ve made the right choice.
49ers (5-9) @ Cardinals (8-6) (4:30pm PRIME VIDEO)
You’ll have to have Amazon Prime Video to be able to watch this game. I’m picking the Cardinals to win. They have something to play for, the 49ers, not so much.
Dolphins (9-5) @ Raiders (7-7) (8:15pm NFL)
The Dolphins need to win this game and then next one to have a chance at the playoffs. The Raiders need a lot more. They haven’t been technically eliminated as of yet but they need a lot of help. I don’t think they will win this game. I’m picking the Dolphins for the win.
Sunday, December 27th
Falcons (4-10) @ Chiefs (13-1) (1pm FOX)
I'm going to go out on a limb and pick the Chiefs to win this game.
Browns (10-4) @ Jets (1-13) (1pm CBS)
Now that the Jets have gotten a win under their belt, I don’t expect them to get another win for the rest of the season. I’m picking the Browns to win this game.
Colts (10-4) @ Steelers (11-3) (1pm CBS)
If the Steelers continue to play like they have their past 3 games they don’t have a chance at beating the Colts. The Steelers will probably win this game, but just for fun I’m going to pick the Colts for the win.
NY Giants (5-9) @ Ravens (9-5) (1pm FOX)
I don’t have high hopes for this game, or a Giants win. They will most likely be eliminated if they lose, which they probably will. I’m picking the Ravens to win this game. GO G-MEN!
Bengals (3-10-1) @ Texans (4-10) (1pm FOX)
Both teams have been eliminated for the playoff race, they are just playing for pride now. I’m picking the Texans to win this game.
Broncos (5-9) @ Chargers (5-9) (4:05pm CBS)
These teams have also been eliminated, have equal records, and are just playing for their fans. I’m going to pick the Chargers for the win, but everytime I do, they lose. You’re welcome Broncos fans.
Panthers (4-10) @ Washington (6-8) (4:05pm CBS)
Washington needs this win to keep their playoff hopes alive. They shouldn’t have a problem defeating the Panthers. I’m picking the Football Team for the win.
Eagles (4-9-1) @ Cowboys (5-9) (4:25pm FOX)
In the abysmal NFC East, no one has been eliminated as of yet. I don’t want either team to win, and am hoping for a tie. A Philly win would be better for the Giants but that’s a sinking ship. I’m picking the Eagles for the win.
Rams (9-5) @ Seahawks (10-4) (4:25pm FOX)
The Seahawks can clinch the NFC West with a win over the Rams. The Rams really need to bounce back from their loss to the Jets last week. I’m picking the Seahawks to win this game.
Titans (10-4) @ Packers (11-3) (8:20pm NBC)
Green Bay has already clinched the NFC North title and can guarantee the NFC’s No. 1 seed if they beat the Titans and the Rams beat or tie Seattle. This scenario isn’t out of reach but according to my picks, not likely. The Titans can clinch a playoff spot if they defeat the Packers. The Titans need this win more. Can they do it? Probably. Will they? I’m picking the Packers for the win.
Monday, December 28th
Bills (11-3) @ Patriots (6-8) (8:15pm ESPN/ABC)
The Bills have already clinched a spot in the playoffs and the Patriots are not even going to make it. I really didn’t think that I would ever type that last sentence. I’m picking the Bills for the win.
GO G-MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks for the edit Eric!
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