The Shenoa Report Week 16 '20 #theshenoareport

The Shenoa Report

December 26, 2020

Regular Season Week 16




Happy Holidays everyone! Sorry I’m a day late on posting. I decided that spending time with loved ones was much more important than posting a football blog on Christmas. Week 16 brings games on Friday, Saturday, Sunday, and Monday! As I write this report I’ve already missed Friday’s game and it’s the 4th quarter in the early game on Saturday.

I went 11-5 in my picks and won in fantasy, the losers bracket. Thank God the fantasy season is over. I didn’t enjoy this fantasy season as much as I have in the past. It just wasn’t that fun, not because of COVID-19, more because we didn’t have a good comish, I’m not sure if I’ll even play next season. Who knows. Here’s the recap of week 15.




Chargers @ Raiders 30-27 OT

Of course, with all my smack talk about the Chargers not being able to finish games, they go and win in overtime, without Keenan Allen. Even with their win, the Chargers were eliminated from the playoffs in week 13.




Bills @ Broncos 48-19

The Broncos were eliminated from playoff contention with this loss to the Bills. The Bills on the other hand are division champions for the first time since 1995. Congrats Bills fans. Josh Allen wasn’t even born the last time you all were division champs.




Panthers @ Packers 16-24

The Panthers were also eliminated from the playoffs with this loss to the Packers. It was an ugly game for the Packers, but they got the win, as they lead their division and are well on their way to the playoffs.




49ers @ Cowboys 33-41

The 49ers were in the Super Bowl last year and this year they will not make it to the playoffs, with this loss to the four win Cowboys.




Buccaneers @ Falcons 31-27

The Falcons shut out the Bucs in the first half of the game with a 17-0 lead. In true Falcons fashion they blew their lead and allowed the Bucs to score 3 touchdowns in the 3rd quarter alone, ultimately losing the game. Atlanta has also been eliminated from the playoffs after their loss to the Chargers in week 14.




Texans @ Colts 20-27

The Texans had no chance of the playoffs after their loss to the Bears in week 14 but kept this game close against division rivals. The Colts came out on top though, like I knew they would.




Lions @ Titans 25-46

Ryan Tannehill had 5 touchdowns, 2 rushing 3 passing, in this rout over the Lions. The Lions loss to the Titans ended Detroit's chances of a run to the playoffs. When my friend asked Siri what the Lions final score was, even she had a snarky response, not just that they lost but that they were trounced.




Patriots @ Dolphins 12-22

The Patriots were also eliminated from the playoffs with this loss to the Dolphins. The last time the Patriots missed the playoffs was 2008, when Brady missed the season due to an ACL injury. The time before that was 2002. It’ll be weird to not see the Patriots in the postseason, but I’m not at all sad about it.




Bears @ Vikings 33-27

“Whenever I pick the Bears to win, they lose, and when I pick against them, they win. I lose either way. So I’m picking the Vikings for the win, which pretty much ensures that the Bears will win.” -Shenoa’s words last week. I quit. Both teams are technically not out of the playoffs, yet…




Seahawks @ Washington 20-15

The Seahawks clinched a playoff spot with this win over the Football Team. Washington still leads their division, even with this loss. The game was sloppy, and neither team looked great, but the Seahawks were able to pull off the win as Washington tried to claw back.




Jaguars @ Ravens 14-40

This game wasn’t even fun to watch. If it were the only game on tv my dad would have turned it off (he doesn’t like one sided games). The Jags are just ready for the season to be over, they never ever had a chance of making it to the playoffs this year.




Jets @ Rams 23-20

Speaking of another team that didn’t have a chance at making the playoffs this year, the Jets FINALLY got a win! No one saw this coming. Not even Joe Namith, Jets legendary quarterback from years and years ago. I still can’t believe they pulled off the upset. The Rams should be embarrassed, and probably are.




Eagles @ Cardinals 26-33

Kyler Murray threw for a career-high 406 yards. I’m just glad that the Eagles lost. My partner likes the new QB for Philly, it “Hurts” me on the inside having him cheer for the Eagles.




Chiefs @ Saints 32-29

The Chiefs are the best team in the NFL once again this season. Drew Brees was back under center for the Saints, but you could tell he wasn’t 100% and I think that ultimately got the Chiefs the victory.




Browns @ NY Giants 20-6

I never expected the Giants to win this game so I wasn’t as disappointed. There wasn’t even a chance for false hope this time. The play calling was aggressive, but the offense, without Danny Jones, couldn’t get into the endzone. They had multiple opportunities. It just wasn’t going to happen. Ironically, the Giants haven’t been eliminated from playoff contention yet.




Steelers @ Bengals 17-27

I don’t know which game was more shocking, the Jets beating the Rams or this game. The Bengals played like they had the Steelers record and the Steelers played like they only had 2 wins on the season. I think that the Steelers should be more embarrassed than the Rams. Pittsburgh has lost their last 3. It is an epic meltdown, and fun to watch.


WEEK 16

Friday, December 25th


Vikings (6-9) @ Saints (11-4) 33-52

I had picked the Saints to win this game and I was correct. The Vikings have been eliminated from the playoffs. Alvin Kamara had SIX rushing touchdowns to tie the NFL record in this impressive win with the Saints.


Saturday, December 19th


Buccaneers (9-5) @ Lions (5-9) (1pm NFL)

I picked the Bucs to win this game, and as I write this report they have a 47-7 lead. I hope I’ve made the right choice.



49ers (5-9) @ Cardinals (8-6) (4:30pm PRIME VIDEO)

You’ll have to have Amazon Prime Video to be able to watch this game. I’m picking the Cardinals to win. They have something to play for, the 49ers, not so much.



Dolphins (9-5) @ Raiders (7-7) (8:15pm NFL)

The Dolphins need to win this game and then next one to have a chance at the playoffs. The Raiders need a lot more. They haven’t been technically eliminated as of yet but they need a lot of help. I don’t think they will win this game. I’m picking the Dolphins for the win.


Sunday, December 27th


Falcons (4-10) @ Chiefs (13-1) (1pm FOX)

I'm going to go out on a limb and pick the Chiefs to win this game.


Browns (10-4) @ Jets (1-13) (1pm CBS)

Now that the Jets have gotten a win under their belt, I don’t expect them to get another win for the rest of the season. I’m picking the Browns to win this game.


Colts (10-4) @ Steelers (11-3) (1pm CBS)

If the Steelers continue to play like they have their past 3 games they don’t have a chance at beating the Colts. The Steelers will probably win this game, but just for fun I’m going to pick the Colts for the win.


NY Giants (5-9) @ Ravens (9-5) (1pm FOX)

I don’t have high hopes for this game, or a Giants win. They will most likely be eliminated if they lose, which they probably will. I’m picking the Ravens to win this game. GO G-MEN!


Bengals (3-10-1) @ Texans (4-10) (1pm FOX)

Both teams have been eliminated for the playoff race, they are just playing for pride now. I’m picking the Texans to win this game.


Broncos (5-9) @ Chargers (5-9) (4:05pm CBS)

These teams have also been eliminated, have equal records, and are just playing for their fans. I’m going to pick the Chargers for the win, but everytime I do, they lose. You’re welcome Broncos fans.


Panthers (4-10) @ Washington (6-8) (4:05pm CBS)

Washington needs this win to keep their playoff hopes alive. They shouldn’t have a problem defeating the Panthers. I’m picking the Football Team for the win.


Eagles (4-9-1) @ Cowboys (5-9) (4:25pm FOX)

In the abysmal NFC East, no one has been eliminated as of yet. I don’t want either team to win, and am hoping for a tie. A Philly win would be better for the Giants but that’s a sinking ship. I’m picking the Eagles for the win.


Rams (9-5) @ Seahawks (10-4) (4:25pm FOX)

The Seahawks can clinch the NFC West with a win over the Rams. The Rams really need to bounce back from their loss to the Jets last week. I’m picking the Seahawks to win this game.


Titans (10-4) @ Packers (11-3) (8:20pm NBC)

Green Bay has already clinched the NFC North title and can guarantee the NFC’s No. 1 seed if they beat the Titans and the Rams beat or tie Seattle. This scenario isn’t out of reach but according to my picks, not likely. The Titans can clinch a playoff spot if they defeat the Packers. The Titans need this win more. Can they do it? Probably. Will they? I’m picking the Packers for the win.


Monday, December 28th


Bills (11-3) @ Patriots (6-8) (8:15pm ESPN/ABC)

The Bills have already clinched a spot in the playoffs and the Patriots are not even going to make it. I really didn’t think that I would ever type that last sentence. I’m picking the Bills for the win.




GO G-MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for the edit Eric!

The Shenoa Report Week 15 '20 #theshenoareport

The Shenoa Report

December 17, 2020

Regular Season Week 15




We’ve got games on Thursday, Saturday, Sunday, and Monday in week 15! I don’t really want to talk about last week’s games, the Giants lost and that was a horrible “birthday present.” Otherwise, I had a wonderful birthday. My family and friends sent me wishes via zoom and my partner knocked it out of the park, as he always does, when it came to birthday celebrations.




I went 8-8 in my picks and lost in fantasy. It wasn’t a good week for me football wise. Here’s the recap of week 14.




Patriots @ Rams 3-24

The Rams definitely had a different outcome from the last time these two teams met. The Patriots played so badly they actually benched Cam Newton. The other Cam, Cam Akers of the Rams, had an amazing game and ran all over the Patriots leading his team to victory.




Texans @ Bears 7-36

Fun fact: if I had played the Bears defense instead of sitting them on my fantasy bench I would have won this week. The Bears kill me once again. This time for actually winning.




Cowboys @ Bengals 30-7

The Cowboys actually looked decent, but then again they were playing the Bengals. Andy Dalton finally got a win in Cincinnati, which is a rarity for him. There’s a joke in there somewhere.




Chiefs @ Dolphins 33-27

This game was ugly. The Dolphins defense was relentless but the Chiefs still got the win, even though Patrick Mahomes turned the ball over way too much. Another reason why I lost in fantasy.




Cardinals @ NY Giants 26-7

I don’t want to talk about it.




Vikings @ Buccaneers 14-26

Yeah, really the Vikings never had a chance. At least I got this pick correct.



Broncos @ Panthers 32-27

Christian McCaffrey did not play, which I thought he would, therefore the Panthers did not win. Also, Noah Fant left the game for the Broncos with an illness and didn’t even touch the ball once. Another reason I lost in fantasy.




Titans @ Jaguars 31-10

Derrick Henry ran for 215 yards and two touchdowns. The end.




Colts @ Raiders 44-27

I drafted T.Y. Hilton this year in fantasy. After 10 weeks of him doing absolutely NOTHING I dropped him and picked up Nelson Agholor. Of course Hilton had 2 touchdowns in the Colts win. SMH.




Jets @ Seahawks 3-40

The Seahawks got back to winning. Russell Wilson threw 4 touchdown passes in the process. In other news the Jets are still terrible.




Packers @ Lions 31-24

Oh yeah, if I had started Aaron Rodgers over Patrick Mahomes I would have won in fantasy. Rodgers had 4 total touchdowns, three passing, one rushing, and no interceptions… Because, of course he did.




Saints @ Eagles 21-24

Jalen Hurts seems to be the answer to the quarterback dilemma in Philly. Sorry not sorry Wentz. I still think the Saints should’ve won this game.




Falcons @ Chargers 17-20

Michael Badgley kicked the game winning field goal as time expired to give the Chargers the win. Meanwhile the Falcons lose yet another close game.




Washington @ 49ers 23-15

Stupid 49ers couldn’t beat the team that doesn’t even have a name! And now the Giants are out of first place in the NFC East. I do like Alex Smith, but he left the game due to injury. Hopefully it’s not too bad. Anyway, shame on you 49ers!




Steelers @ Bills 15-26

This was a great game! The Bills pretty much crushed the Steelers. Josh Allen was on point. It was super fun to watch. At least one New York team won this week… The Steelers were sloppy and the Bills capitalized on Pittsburgh's mistakes.




Ravens @ Browns 47-42

The Browns actually looked like they were going to pull off a win. Lamar Jackson had gone out of the game, for the rest of the game, the audience thought. Then on a fourth and five towards the end of the game Jackson returned from the locker room and threw a touchdown pass to Marquise Brown. This touchdown put the Ravens back on top. The Browns answered with a touchdown from Kareem Hunt. Then Justin Tucker sealed the win with a 55-yard field goal. The fourth quarter was epic if you are a Ravens fan and traumatic if you are a Browns fan.




WEEK 15




Thursday, December 17th





Chargers (4-9) @ Raiders (7-6) (8:20pm FOX/NFL)

I’m picking the Raiders to win because the Chargers seem to not be able to finish games. Also, Keenan Allen probably won’t play so that’s another reason to pick the Raiders.




Saturday, December 19th





Bills (10-3) @ Broncos (5-8) (4:30pm NFL)

I’m picking the Bills to win this game.




Panthers (4-9) @ Packers (10-3) (8:15pm NFL)

I’m going with the Packers to win this game. The Panthers are just not very good this year.




Sunday, December 20th




49ers (5-8) @ Cowboys (4-9) (1pm CBS)

The stupid 49ers should’ve won last week. I’m going to pick them again to win, hopefully, this time they actually will.




Buccaneers (8-5) @ Falcons (4-9) (1pm FOX)

I am pretty sure that the Buccaneers will win this game. That’s my pick.




Texans (4-9) @ Colts (9-4) (1pm CBS)

I’m picking the Colts to win this game.




Lions (5-8) @ Titans (9-4) (1pm CBS)

I’m taking the Titans over the Lions.




Patriots (6-7) @ Dolphins (8-5) (1pm CBS)

I think that the Dolphins will win this game. It’s weird to pick them over the Patriots. 2020 has been a strange year indeed.




Bears (6-7) @ Vikings (6-7) (1pm FOX)

Whenever I pick the Bears to win, they lose, and when I pick against them, they win. I lose either way. So I’m picking the Vikings for the win, which pretty much ensures that the Bears will win.




Seahawks (9-4) @ Washington (6-7) (1pm FOX)

I really need the Seahawks to actually beat the Football team. I’m picking the Seahawks.




Jaguars (1-12) @ Ravens (8-5) (1pm CBS)

I’m picking the Ravens to win this game even though they still have people testing positive for COVID-19. So, they are still dealing with that.




Jets (0-13) @ Rams (9-4) (4:25pm FOX)

I’m picking the Rams to win this game. It should be an easy win.




Eagles (4-8-1) @ Cardinals (7-6) (4:05pm FOX)

Another game of angry birds. I’m going to be rooting for the Cardinals as well as picking them to win.




Chiefs (12-1) @ Saints (10-3) (4:25pm CBS)

I’m rolling with the Chiefs, though I hope that the Saints play a little bit better than they did last week. It must be embarrassing losing to a team that only had 3 wins coming into the game last week.




Browns (9-4) @ NY Giants (5-8) (8:20pm NBC)

The Giants are not on my good side. I don’t think that they can win this game. I think it was dumb for the NFL to move them into this slot. Danny Jones has another leg injury and might not play. The Giants are a disappointment. I’m picking the Browns to win. Go G-MEN!





Monday, December 21st




Steelers (11-2) @ Bengals (2-10-1) (8:15pm ESPN)

I’m pretty sure the Steelers will bounce back from back to back losses. Playing the Bengals is like giving the Steelers an early Christmas present as well as a boost of confidence. I’m picking the Steelers to win this game.






GO G-MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Thanks for the edit Eric!

The Shenoa Report Week 14 '20 #theshenoareport

The Shenoa Report
December 10, 2020
Regular Season Week 14

You guys, Sunday is a big day for me. It’s my birthday. I move into another decade… Some call it a milestone birthday. In the middle of a pandemic, it's just another Sunday. No big huge party, we’ll have a zoom party so that I can see family I so long to hug. I remember when my mom turned this age, we threw her a huge surprise party, I drove her to see Titanic while the rest of the family set up. When we got back to our house, she called me a few choice words. She was surprised. It was a good time. Now I’m not saying I won’t have a good time on Sunday, I have the most amazing partner in the whole wide world, I’ll be with him and we’ll be happy, especially if the Giants beat the Cardinals! As with everyone else who hasn’t been able to celebrate the things in life they want to because of this pandemic, I feel for you. Stay thankful, and we’ll celebrate in the future.


Back to football. Here we are starting week 14, which should be a little more traditional than week 13. We’re back to Thursday night football, Sunday games, one Monday night game and no Tuesday or Wednesday games, at least not at this point.


I went 11-4 in my picks and lost in fantasy, getting knocked out in the first round of the playoffs. Here’s the recap of week 13.


Saints @ Falcons 21-16
This was a really close game that I thought the Falcons actually might win. They were knocking on the door at the end of the game but the Saints defense came up big and were able to hold off Matt Ryan and his offense. Maybe if Gurley had played more the Falcons would have won the game, and I’d still be in the fantasy football playoffs.


Lions @ Bears 34-30
Another reason that I’m no longer in the playoffs is the Bears defense. They allowed Matt Stafford to throw 3 touchdowns and couldn’t stop Adrian Peterson who had 2 rushing touchdowns. The Lions already look better without Matt Patricia, getting their first win in what feels like years.


Browns @ Titans 41-35
Baker Mayfield had 4 touchdown passes in this win over the Titans. Clearly the Titans expected the Browns to be run heavy which opened up the pass game like crazy. Baker didn’t play favorites as every touchdown pass was caught by a different receiver, and it was Nick Chubb that got the only rushing touchdown for the Browns. Cleveland was also able to contain Derrick Henry, who only had 60 rushing yards and a rare fumble.


Bengals @ Dolphins 7-19
Tua Tagovailoa was back for the Dolphins and led them to victory over the helpless Bengals. It was Dolphins kicker Jason Sanders that was the real hero of the game scoring 13 of the 19 points for the win.

Jaguars @ Vikings 24-27 OT
This game was pretty ugly, and the ugliness carried over to overtime. The Jags beat themselves with so many errors. They had 2 fumbles, 10 penalties for 83 yards, and then the chance of a game winning field goal that fell short and forced overtime. I wouldn’t say that the Vikings won the game, rather the Jags lost it.


Raiders @ Jets 31-28
It took over 24 years and a Raiders miracle, but they finally beat the Jets. Meanwhile, the Jets continue to figure out how to lose games. The Jets even fired Defensive Coach Gregg Williams after this loss. Like it’s his fault? Why after this game, when they’ve already lost 12? No one else is to blame? Come on man. The Jets had all but won the game when Derek Carr threw a 46-yard touchdown pass to Henry Ruggs with 5 seconds left in the game. Ouch. Once again, I’m glad I’m not a Jets fan.

Colts @ Texans 26-20
Phillip Rivers had two touchdown passes in the first half, but it was the Colts defense that kept the Texans from scoring at all in the second half, along with a safety in the fourth quarter, that sealed the win for Indy. Houston had a chance to take the lead with about 90 seconds left in the game, at the Colts 2 yard line, when Deshaun Watson fumbled the ball and Indy’s Anthony Walker pounced on it to secure the win.


Rams @ Cardinals 38-28
The Rams, led by Jared Goff, in one of his best games of the season, beat the Cardinals and reached the top of the NFC West. The Cardinals have lost four out of their last five games. Kyler Murry continued to struggle, fumbling the ball and throwing a pick 6 in the fourth quarter. Selfishly, I hope his struggles continue as the Cardinals play the Giants next.


NY Giants @ Seahawks 17-12
I can’t believe the Giants actually won this game. I mean, they were double digit underdogs! They handed the Seahawks their first home loss of the season and they did it without Danny Jones! Colt McCoy wasn’t perfect, he had an interception in the first half, but otherwise played smart ball. The Giants defense stepped up once again and shut down Seattle’s offensive weapons. Russell Wilson was sacked 5 times; the last of which set up a 4th and 18 desperation throw by Wilson that the Giants easily knocked down to win the game. The G-MEN are at the top of the NFC East for at least another week!


Eagles @ Packers 16-30
Following a “Giant” win, was a lovely Eagles loss. The Packers dominated this game, it wasn’t even close. The Eagles were so bad that Carson Wentz was benched and Jalen Hurts was put in at quarterback. Hurts didn’t do much better, though he did throw a touchdown pass as well as an interception in the fourth quarter. So, I guess he did better than Wentz. Aaron Rodgers had 3 touchdowns, his third was his 400th career touchdown pass. Davante Adams caught the pass and made sure Rodgers ended up with the ball. Rodgers always gives his receiver the ball after their first touchdown so the 400th touchdown pass ball will be the first centennial one he gets to keep. Number 100 was thrown into the stands, with 200 and 300 given to receivers.


Patriots @ Chargers 45-0
I take back everything nice I said about the Chargers. To be shut out by the 2020 Patriots must be super embarrassing. Cam Newton had 3 touchdowns, one passing and two rushing, and the Patriots special teams also scored 2 touchdowns, one returned from a blocked field goal and the other a punt return.


Broncos @ Chiefs 16-22
A couple of years ago the Chiefs were the comeback kids. They would be down the first half and make a remarkable comeback. It happened so much that Chiefs fans were never really worried about losing. But to be down to the 4 win Broncos? That was uncomfortable to watch. Of course, if the Tyreek Hill touchdown in the first quarter had actually been called a touchdown or even challenged for that matter, the game wouldn’t have felt so close. That touchdown would have been helpful in fantasy as Patrick Mahomes is my starting quarterback and I’m used to getting 4 touchdowns out of him not just one… Oh well. The Chiefs won.


Washington @ Steelers 23-17
The Steelers are no longer undefeated thanks to the Football Team. With a scoreless first quarter the Steelers jumped out to what they thought would be a 14 point lead going into the half, until Dustin Hopkins kicked a 49-yard field goal with 1 second on the clock in the second quarter. Washington came alive after half time and ran all over the Steelers. With a rushing touchdown by Peyton Barber and an Alex Smith passing touchdown to Logan Thomas the Football Team tied the game. Two fourth quarter field goals by Hopkins would seal the win and dethrone the undefeated.


Bills @ 49ers 34-24
After 21 years the Bills finally win again on Monday night. Josh Allen had 4 touchdowns, tying a career high. The Bills defense picked off Nick Mullens twice. The 49ers are not liking their new home away from home, playing their “home” game in Arizona, with a constant reminder painted in the endzone. Same color, wrong team. This is 2020.


Cowboys @ Ravens 17-34
The whole pregame was about Dez Bryant, his growth, his maturity, and playing against his old team. Tuesday morning, the day of the game, Bryant’s COVID-19 test came back inconclusive. He took another test around 7pm and that too came back inconclusive. He then took another (rapid PCR) test around 7:30pm which came back positive. He was then ruled out of the game with an illness. He took to twitter saying he wasn’t going to play again this season and that it didn’t make sense that he would test positive because he has the same routine day in and day out.
For the first time, I felt bad for Dez. It would’ve been so much fun to watch him play against and beat his former team. Instead the Ravens did it without him. I always knew that the Ravens would win this game. I was a little frustrated that Marquise Brown had such a good game, as he sat on my bench, but it wouldn’t have mattered, I would’ve lost in fantasy anyway.



WEEK 13


Thursday, December 10th

Patriots (6-6) @ Rams (8-4) (8:20pm FOX/NFL)
The last time these two played each other was the Super Bowl just about two years ago. The Rams failed to score a touchdown in that game, not that the Patriots did much better. The final score was 13-3 and probably one of the ugliest Super Bowls in history. Hopefully this time around the game will be much higher scoring and the Rams will get the win. I’m picking the Rams to win this game.


Sunday, December 13th - HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!

Texans (4-8) @ Bears (5-7) (1pm CBS)
I’m tired of picking the Bears and being wrong. I’m picking the Texans to win this game.


Cowboys (3-9) @ Bengals (2-9-1) (1pm FOX)
The Cowboys might get their 4th win of the season but I wouldn’t be surprised if they blew it. Andy Dalton will be the starting quarterback on the Bengals field once again, only this time he’s playing for the other team. I’d love to see the Bengals win this game, and I’ll be rooting for them, but I think that Dallas gets the win.


Chiefs (11-1) @ Dolphins (8-4) (1pm CBS)
Hopefully the Chiefs won’t have to be the comeback kids this weekend against the Dolphins. The Dolphins have a good defense and a young quarterback. Anything can happen. I’m picking the Chiefs to win this game. The Dolphins are good this year but the Chiefs are better.


Cardinals (6-6) @ NY Giants (5-7) (1pm FOX)
The Giants could give me a really good birthday present and beat the Cardinals. They have won 4 in a row now and won 5 of their last 7 games. Kyler Murry has struggled for the Cardinals these past few games. I hope his struggle continues and the Giants can get the win. Against better judgement, I’m picking the Giants to win this game.


Vikings (6-6) @ Buccaneers (7-5) (1pm FOX)
I think that the Bucs will win this game. Therefore that’s my pick.

Broncos (4-8) @ Panthers (4-8) (1pm CBS)
Christian McCaffrey will be back in the lineup for the Panthers, Therefore I’m picking Carolina for the win.


Titans (8-4) @ Jaguars (1-11) (1pm CBS)
The Titans were shocked last week when they lost to the Browns. I think they will bounce back and beat the Jags, who are probably hoping that the Jets win a game or two so they can get the first pick in the draft. I’m picking the Titans for the win.


Colts (8-4) @ Raiders (7-5) (4:05pm CBS)
Yeah, with the way the Raiders are playing I'm picking the Colts to win this game. I mean, they almost lost to the Jets…


Jets (0-12) @ Seahawks (8-4) (4:05pm CBS)
Speaking of the Jets, I predict they will lose this game to the Seahawks. At least Seattle will beat one NY team in December.


Packers (9-3) @ Lions (5-7) (4:25pm FOX)
I’m picking the Packers to win this game, though it could be a trap game, the Lions are sneaky without Patricia.


Saints (10-2) @ Eagles (3-8-1) (4:25pm FOX)
Jalen Hurts will be the starting quarterback for the Eagles. This doesn’t change my pick. I’m picking the Saints for the win.


Falcons (4-8) @ Chargers (3-9) (4:25pm FOX)
If this game was two weeks ago, I would have, without hesitation, picked the Chargers to win. But after the way they “played” the Pats I think I’m going to have to pick the Falcons for the win.


Washington (5-7) @ 49ers (5-7) (4:25pm FOX)
I’m picking the 49ers to win this game. Mostly out of desperation for the Giants to stay atop of the NFC East.


Steelers (11-1) @ Bills (9-3) (8:20pm NBC)
This could be a good game. I don’t think that the Steelers will win two in a row, but I do think that the Bills can beat the Steelers. I am picking the Steelers for the win, hoping I’m wrong.


Monday, December 7th

Ravens (7-5) @ Browns (9-3) (8:15pm ESPN)
This should be another good game. I’m picking the Browns to win. Though I could be wrong. We’ll see.


GO G-MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks for the edit Eric!

The Shenoa Report Week 13 '20 #theshenoareport

The Shenoa Report

December 6, 2020

Regular Season Week 13

We’ve made it to December! 2020 is almost over! Week 12 was the longest week in NFL history, starting at 12:30pm on Thanksgiving and ending just after 6pm Wednesday evening. Moving forward, for the rest of the season, the NFL has decided that there will be no in person meetings on Mondays and Tuesdays. This will hopefully cut down on the spread of COVID-19 throughout the NFL. It was also decided that there will no longer be a travel limit of 62 persons for games, a team can even bring their practice squad.  Also there will not be an in person Pro Bowl this year. Lastly, the Giants lead their division!

I went 10-6 in my picks and lost in fantasy. Fantasy playoffs start this week, I made it, but fully expect to be knocked out in the first round.  

Here’s the recap of week 12.

Texans @ Lions 41-25

This game was not close and the Lions didn’t win. Sometimes I get picks way wrong. Although we had the game on, cooking our first Thanksgiving dinner together took the majority of our attention. It was weird not traveling to see our families, but was much safer to have our own little Thanksgiving together, just the two of us. Also, we learned that Eric makes a kick ass gravy, spatchcocking a turkey cuts the cook time down exponentially, and I make the best dinner rolls ever. Back to the game. The game was terrible, also maybe the Texans should’ve made a coaching change much sooner this season. Speaking of coaching, Matt Patrica was relieved of his coaching job after Detroit's Thanksgiving loss. In other, other news, one of the other reasons I lost in fantasy was because my opponent had Will Fuller, who has been suspended 6 games for testing positive for performance enhancing drugs. I think that Fuller’s points should be taken away, and then I would have beat this opponent earlier in the season, just not this week. My team was horrible. Thanks Gurley. 

Washington @ Cowboys 41-16

The cooking wasn’t completed for the start of this game, not that we missed much.  This game was even less riveting than the early one. I had started J.D. McKissic, so of course it was Antonio Gibson, the other running back, that ran for three touchdowns. McKissic had 1 attempt for 6 yards… Cool. I like losing. 

Raiders @ Falcons 6-43

Oh look! Another pick I got wrong. But would you have guessed that the Raiders would have lost to the Falcons without Gurley? Yeah, me either. The Falcons look like a completely different team after letting go of their head coach, just like the Texans. 

Chargers @ Bills 17-27

The Bills lead for the entire game, which for Bills fans is kind of surprising. Not too surprising says Chargers fans. Justin Herbert was having a pretty decent game until a costly interception in the fourth quarter that led to a Bills field goal, sealing the win. 

NY Giants @ Bengals 19-17

GMEN!!!!!!!!!! 3 WINS IN A ROW AND THE TOP OF THE NFC EAST!  At least for one week. Even though we got the W it came at a big cost. Danny Jones hurt his hamstring and had to leave the game. Colt McCoy stepped in, and didn’t turn the ball over. When the Bengals scored a touchdown with 2:33 left in the game I thought the Giants had blown another “easy” win. The Giants defense saved the day yet again by sacking Brandon Allen, causing him to fumble, and recovering the ball with 57 seconds to go in the game, giving the Giants the win! Phew. 

 

Titans @ Colts 45-26

The Colts did not have a good day and Derrick Henry once again carried the Tennessee Titans to the top of the AFC South. This was Henry’s third consecutive 100-yard game. That guy’s a beast. It helped that the Colts defense was down three key starters and Philip Rivers didn’t have a stellar game either. 

Panthers @ Vikings 27-28

The Vikings just squeaked out a win over the Panthers. Chad Beebe, who had a fumble earlier in the game, caught a 10-yard touchdown pass with 46 seconds left shortly after he muffed a punt that let Carolina pad its lead. Thankfully, for Vikings fans, Joey Slye missed a 54 yard field go as time expired to give the Vikings the win. 

Cardinals @ Patriots 17-20

The Patriots were able to contain Kyler Murry, and stop the run, ultimately beating the Cardinals.  Yeah, I got this pick wrong too. The Cardinals led this game until the 3rd quarter where the Patriots took the lead. The Cardinals tied it up in the fourth but it was a 50-yard field goal from Nick Folk as time expired to give the Patriots the W. 

Dolphins @ Jets 20-3

Ryan Fitzpatrick threw two touchdowns for the Dolphins, against one of his many former teams. The Jets fall to 0-11. I’m glad my dad didn’t raise me as a Jets fan. 

Browns  @ Jaguars 27-25

Guys, the Browns are 8-3. The Cleveland Browns. 8-3. Let that sink in. They might even make the playoffs. The Jags, even though they are 1-10, were very tenacious. The Browns barely survived. Baker Mayfield and Jarvis Landry finally started clicking and Nick Chubb covered the ground game. Browns chief of staff Callie Brownson became the first woman to coach an NFL position group in a regular season game as she filled in for tight ends coach Drew Pezing. Woot! 

Saints @ Broncos 31-3

This game might have come with the biggest NFL news of the week. All of the Broncos quarterbacks were in quarantine because one of them had tested positive and they were all in close proximity to one another without masks. So, the Broncos, who were quarterback-less for the game, promoted Kendall Hinton, a practice squad wide receiver, 2 hours before kickoff. Hinton, a former Wake Forest quarterback, went 1-for-9 for 13 yards, with a sack, two interceptions, and a passer rating of zero. Needless to say, the Broncos didn’t have a good game, and to make matters worse, Philip Lindsay went out of the game with a knee injury and didn’t return. 

49ers @ Rams 23-20

The 49ers snapped a three game losing streak when Robbie Gould made a 42-yard field goal as time expired. Got this pick wrong too! 

Chiefs @ Buccaneers 27-24

The Chiefs got out to a big lead in the first quarter with the Patrick Mahomes / Tyreek Hill show. Hill had 203 yards and two touchdowns in the first quarter alone. He finished the day with 13 catches and 269 yards. Patrick Mahomes threw for 462 yards and 3 touchdowns. Tom Brady, on the other hand, threw for 345 yards and 3 touchdowns but had 2 second half interceptions. It was great, especially seeing Brady lose and the Chiefs come out on top. 

Bears @ Packers 25-41

Aaron Rodgers had 4 touchdown passes to Mitchell Trubisky’s 3. Mitch also had 3 costly turnovers, which the Packers capitalized on.  It’s safe to say that the Packers throttled the Bears in this division rivalry game. It was pretty ugly to watch, and I picked the Packers to win this game. 

 

Seahawks @ Eagles 23-17

I like watching Tom Brady lose almost as much as I like watching the Eagles lose. It was a good week for that. The Seahawks continue to struggle on defense but their offense has so many weapons it didn’t really matter. DK Metcalf made the Eagles really regret passing him up when they could have drafted him, but he fell to the Seahawks. Chris Carson also returned to the game after being out for the better part of the season. The Seahawks defense's best help came from the Eagles offense, who didn’t have a first down until under five minutes left in the first half. It was just one of those games. 

Ravens @ Steelers 14-19

This game had been moved and rescheduled 3 times. It finally landed at 3:40pm on Wednesday afternoon. You see, NBC has covered the lighting of the Christmas Tree in Rockefeller Center for decades. Wednesday night was the 88th lighting, and NBC was not going to give up that air time to anything, even the unbeaten Steelers, that are clearly not getting any love from anyone but their fans. The Ravens had 23 players test positive, who couldn’t be a part of the game. RG3 was the Ravens quarterback and he was throwing passes to Dez Bryan. It was like going back in time. The game was ugly, and sloppy, with colorful commentary from one of my favorite (sarcastic font) sports casters, who had to issue an apology after the game. The Steelers maintained their perfect season but shouldn’t feel good about the way they played. Everyone looked like garbage. 

WEEK 13

Sunday, December 6th 

Saints (9-2) @ Falcons (4-7)  (1pm FOX)

Falcons are 4-2 under interim head coach Raheem Morris and this is a divisional game. The Saints have won 8 in a row, the last two without Brees. New Orleans has one of the top defenses in the league. I don’t think the Falcons are going to win this game. I just hope that Gurley touches the ball a lot. I’m picking the Saints for the win. 

Lions (4-7) @ Bears  (5-6) (1pm FOX)

Will the Lions do better without Matt Patricia coaching? I don’t think they could do much worse. The Bears are also coming off of a humiliating loss, in fact, they’ve lost 5 in a row. Both teams need to win, badly. Against better judgment I’m picking the Bears to win this game, though a Lions win wouldn’t surprise me. 

Browns (8-3) @ Titans (8-2) (1pm CBS) 

I like the Browns, I have a couple of their players on my fantasy team. I do not expect the Browns to win this game, but I do expect Nick Chubb to go off, I mean, I need him to. I’m picking the Titans to win, Derrick Henry trumps Chubb. 

Bengals (2-8-1) @ Dolphins (7-4) (1pm CBS)

The Joe Burrow-less Bengals are expected to lose the rest of their games this season. It would be very shocking if they didn’t, unless they play the Jets. I’m picking the Dolphins to win this game, I think Tua is going to be back too. 

Jaguars (1-10) @ Vikings (5-6) (1pm CBS)

I’m going to have to go with the Vikings to win this game. The Jags have lost 10 in a row. Let’s make it 11 after this game. 

Raiders (6-5) @ Jets (0-11) (1pm FOX)

The Raiders haven’t beat the Jets since 1996. The Jets haven’t won a game since last season. They beat the Raiders 34-3 last year. The Raiders were embarrassed last week and should bounce back this week. But, this is pretty much the Jets Super Bowl, and they are going to fight. I’m going to pick the Raiders to get the win, but again, I wouldn’t be surprised if I was wrong. 

 

Colts (7-4) @ Texans (4-7) (1pm CBS)

I thought that the Texans might actually have a chance at beating the Colts this week, but then I remembered that cornerback Bradley Roby and receiver Will Fuller were suspended for performance-enhancing drugs. I’m picking the Colts for the win. 

Rams (7-4) @ Cardinals (6-5)  (4:05pm FOX)

The Cardinals are sharing their stadium and practice facility with the 49ers. I guess it’s safe to say that the 49ers won't be practicing on the field on Sunday. I think that the Rams are going to win this game. All they have to do is contain Kyler Murry, and I think they can do that. I’m picking the Rams for the win. 

NY Giants (4-7) @ Seahawks (8-3) (4:05pm FOX)

Danny Jones is doubtful to play this game, so Colt McCoy will probably get the start. The Giants defense is good but Seattle’s offense is deep with many weapons. I don’t see the Giants winning this game. Don’t get me wrong, I would LOVE to see them win, and I’ll be rooting for them, but I’m not delusional. I think our win streak comes to an end against the Seahawks. My only hope is that every team in the NFC East loses this week so that the Giants can maintain first place. I’m picking the Seahawks for the win, I hope I’m wrong. Go GMEN!!!

Eagles (3-7-1) @ Packers (8-3) (4:25pm CBS)

I’m picking the Packers to win this game for many reasons. 1, they’re the better team. 2, I don’t like the Eagles. 3, The Eagles are in the NFC East and need to lose. 4, Aaron Rodgers is WAY better than Carson Wentz. 

Patriots (5-6) @ Chargers (3-8) (4:25pm CBS)

The Chargers are the best worst team in the NFL right now. I’m picking the Patriots to win this game, but I think it’ll be close. 

Broncos (4-7) @ Chiefs (10-1) (8:20pm NBC)   

I’m picking the Chiefs to win this game, though the Broncos should have a quarterback this week. Not that it’ll matter too much, they are going up against Patrick Mahomes. 

Monday, December 7th 

Washington (4-7) @ Steelers (11-0) (5pm FOX)

2 games on Monday! 

I’m picking the Steelers to win this game, even though they have a short week, and their last game was UGLY. I like Alex Smith but I can’t have the Football Team win this week; you know, NFC East… 

Bills (8-3) @ 49ers (5-6) (8:15pm ESPN/CBS)

The 49ers can’t practice or play at their facility for the next 3 weeks because of COVID-19 restrictions in their county. They have moved to Phoenix for the time being and will practice and play “home games” there. Their first “home game” is against the Bills. 

The last time the Bills were on this field they witnessed the “Hail Murry” and a devastating loss. Hopefully they can put that in the past as well as their prime time record. The Bills are 6-23 in primetime games since 2000 and have lost 9 straight Monday night games, their last Monday night win was October of 1999. I’m going against the odds and picking the Bills to win this game. I’m sorry Bills fans, if you think I just jinxed you! 

Tuesday, December 8th 

Cowboys (3-8) @ Ravens (6-5) (8:05pm FOX/NFLN)

Yes, we have a Tuesday game this week. Lamar Jackson is still on the COVID-19 list and may not play this game. Dez Bryant will be playing against his former team, so that should be fun to watch. I’m picking the Ravens to win because, well, they really need a win, and the aforementioned NFC East.

BYE

Buccaneers, Panthers 

GO GMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for the edit Eric!