The Shenoa Report
December 5, 2019
Regular Season Week 14
Well, I made it to the first round of the playoffs then turned around and scored my lowest total points of the season and was eliminated… I guess now, for the rest of the season I’ll just be able to enjoy the game without any of the stress. The Giants have also been eliminated from the postseason after their loss against the Packers. So, really, no stress…
I hope you all had a very happy Thanksgiving, and now its on to the crazy holidays in December, and if you are lucky your team actually made it to the Fantasy playoffs and have a chance of winning the whole thing.
I went 8-8 on my picks last week and am 122-70 overall.
Here is the recap for week thirteen.
Bears @ Lions 24-20The Lions backup to the backup quarterback, David Blough, started this game. We all thought, oh man, there is no chance for this to be a good game. Then, the backup to the backup threw a bomb and the Lions scored a touchdown on their opening drive. At that point I became a bandwagon Lions fan for the day to see what else this guy could do.
Bills @ Cowboys 26-15I’m actually super surprised that the Bills won this game. They didn’t start off well at all, but as soon as we sat down for Thanksgiving dinner the Bills made a comeback for the history books.
Saints @ Falcons 26-18This was a revenge game for the Saints. Drew Brees was supposed to throw 6 touchdown passes. Even though the Saints won the game they sure as hell didn’t have 6 touchdown passes and I lost in the fantasy playoffs.
Jets @ Bengals 6-22The Bengals won their first game of the season and I called it!!!!!!!! Woot Woot! It’s the little things in life. It was the first time in 350 days since their last win…
Titans @ Colts 31-17At this point I shouldn’t be surprised that the Colts lost, but I am, I still think they are better than they actually are.
Eagles @ Dolphins 31-37The Eagles lost to the Dolphins…. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Packers @ NY Giants 31-13The weather outside was frightful. And the Giants were not delightful. I wished I had somewhere to go (like to my parent’s house for thanksgiving take two). But, because of the snow, snow, snow. We had to stay home and watch the Giants lose and decorate our Christmas tree.
Browns @ Steelers 13-20I would have liked the Browns to win this game but honestly I’m not surprised they lost.
Redskins @ Panthers 29-21The Panthers lost this game to the Redskins and then they lost their head coach Ron Riviara to firing…
Buccaneers @ Jaguars 28-11The Bucs were able to shut the Jags down, so much so, that they had to sit Nick Foles and put back in Gardner Minshew. Minshew tried to rally but the damage had already been done.
49ers @ Ravens 17-20I just knew the Ravens would win this game. I don’t know why everyone was so shocked.
Rams @ Cardinals 34-7The Rams did indeed win this game. The Cardinals struggled and the Rams looked like the team they were last year.
Chargers @ Broncos 20-23Stupid Chargers, stupid Philip Rivers, stupid Keenen Allen, stupid Hunter Henry. Did I mention, because of these yahoos I didn’t win the first round in fantasy playoffs.
Raiders @ Chiefs 9-40I would say the Chiefs annihilated the Raiders. Also, Coach Gruden looked like an eighty year old man bundled up in his Raiders garb.
Patriots @ Texans 22-28The Texans really did a good job stopping the Patriots until the 4th quarter when they decided to just pad Brady’s numbers… and kick me out of the playoffs.
Vikings @ Seahawks 30-37Tyler Lockett, my saving grace… 3 targets, 0 receptions, no points. The Seahawks win but my season is over.
Ok I’m done complaining. There’s always next season…
WEEK 14
Thursday, December 5th
Cowboys (6-6) @ Bears (6-6) [8:20pm FOX, NFLN]I’d love to see the Bears win this game, but I don’t think the Cowboys will lose this week. I’m picking the Cowboys to win, but I hope I’m wrong.
Sunday, December 8th
Panthers (5-7) @ Falcons (3-9) [1pm FOX]The Panthers fired their head coach and Cam Newton is going to have foot surgery, yet I find myself picking the Panthers to win this game.
Ok I’m done complaining. There’s always next season…
WEEK 14
Thursday, December 5th
Cowboys (6-6) @ Bears (6-6) [8:20pm FOX, NFLN]I’d love to see the Bears win this game, but I don’t think the Cowboys will lose this week. I’m picking the Cowboys to win, but I hope I’m wrong.
Sunday, December 8th
Panthers (5-7) @ Falcons (3-9) [1pm FOX]The Panthers fired their head coach and Cam Newton is going to have foot surgery, yet I find myself picking the Panthers to win this game.
Ravens (10-2) @ Bills (9-3) [1pm CBS]I’m picking the Ravens to win this game.
Bengals (1-11) @ Browns (5-7) [1pm CBS]Now that the Bengals have won a game I think they are done for the season. I’m picking the Browns to win this game.
Redskins (3-9) @ Packers (9-3) [1pm FOX]I’m picking the Packers to win this game.
Lions (3-8-1) @ Vikings (8-4) [1pm FOX] I’m picking the Vikings to win this game.
49ers (10-2) @ Saints (10-2) [1pm FOX]This should be a good game. I think that the 49ers are going to win this game and that’s who I’m picking.
Dolphins (3-9) @ Jets (4-8) [1pm CBS]I’d like to pick the Jets to win this game but the Dolphins did just beat the Eagles… So, I’m going to pick the Jets to win this game, but only because it’s supposed to be cold and miserable in NY.
Colts (6-6) @ Buccaneers (5-7) [1pm CBS]The Colts have lost their luster and the Bucs are looking good as of late. I’m picking the Bucs to win this game.
Broncos (4-8) @ Texans (8-4) [1pm CBS]I’m picking the Texans to win this game. It’s going to be weird to just watch football without any fantasy implications.
Chargers (4-8) @ Jaguars (4-8) [4:05pm FOX]I’m picking the Jags to win only because the Chargers have let me down for the last time.
Bengals (1-11) @ Browns (5-7) [1pm CBS]Now that the Bengals have won a game I think they are done for the season. I’m picking the Browns to win this game.
Redskins (3-9) @ Packers (9-3) [1pm FOX]I’m picking the Packers to win this game.
Lions (3-8-1) @ Vikings (8-4) [1pm FOX] I’m picking the Vikings to win this game.
49ers (10-2) @ Saints (10-2) [1pm FOX]This should be a good game. I think that the 49ers are going to win this game and that’s who I’m picking.
Dolphins (3-9) @ Jets (4-8) [1pm CBS]I’d like to pick the Jets to win this game but the Dolphins did just beat the Eagles… So, I’m going to pick the Jets to win this game, but only because it’s supposed to be cold and miserable in NY.
Colts (6-6) @ Buccaneers (5-7) [1pm CBS]The Colts have lost their luster and the Bucs are looking good as of late. I’m picking the Bucs to win this game.
Broncos (4-8) @ Texans (8-4) [1pm CBS]I’m picking the Texans to win this game. It’s going to be weird to just watch football without any fantasy implications.
Chargers (4-8) @ Jaguars (4-8) [4:05pm FOX]I’m picking the Jags to win only because the Chargers have let me down for the last time.
Titans (7-5) @ Raiders (6-6) [4:25pm CBS] I’m picking the Titans to win because the downward spiral that the Raiders are on doesn’t show any signs of slowing down.
Chiefs (8-4) @ Patriots (10-2) [4:25pm CBS]I’m picking the Patriots to win but you better believe I’ll be rooting for the Chiefs.
Steelers (7-5) @ Cardinals (3-8-1) [4:25pm CBS] I’m picking the Steelers to win this game.
Seahawks (10-2) @ Rams (7-5) [8:20pm NBC]I’m picking the Seahawks to win this game.
Monday, December 9th
NY Giants (2-10) @ Eagles (5-7) [8:15pm ESPN]Eli just might start this game!!!!! I will most definitely wear my #10 jersey and most likely cry, knowing this will probably be Manning’s last game as a Giant. That is all… I’m picking the Eagles to win. Go GMEN!!!!
GO GMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks for the edit Eric!
Chiefs (8-4) @ Patriots (10-2) [4:25pm CBS]I’m picking the Patriots to win but you better believe I’ll be rooting for the Chiefs.
Steelers (7-5) @ Cardinals (3-8-1) [4:25pm CBS] I’m picking the Steelers to win this game.
Seahawks (10-2) @ Rams (7-5) [8:20pm NBC]I’m picking the Seahawks to win this game.
Monday, December 9th
NY Giants (2-10) @ Eagles (5-7) [8:15pm ESPN]Eli just might start this game!!!!! I will most definitely wear my #10 jersey and most likely cry, knowing this will probably be Manning’s last game as a Giant. That is all… I’m picking the Eagles to win. Go GMEN!!!!
GO GMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks for the edit Eric!
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