The Shenoa Report wk17 '19 #theshenoareport

The Shenoa Report
December 29, 2019
Regular Season Week 17




It seems like it’s been weeks since I last posted. It’s been 8 days. I hope you are all having a wonderful, healthy, holiday season! This is the last week of the regular season, and the last time this season I’ll get to see the NY Giants play. Tear.

In other news, Marshawn Lynch has once again signed with the Seahawks, and I believe he will play for them today.

Week 17 also brings a lot of craziness with some teams still trying to get into the playoffs while other teams resting their players so they will be 100% for the playoffs. It’s going to make picking games this week a little challenging. Speaking of picks, I went 13-3 last week.

Here is the recap for week sixteen.


Texans @ Buccaneers 23-20The Texans clinched the AFC South title with this win over the Bucs. This was an UGLY game to watch. I think there were 7 turnovers in the first half, 4 in the first quarter… The Bucs made it a close game but the Texans still came out on top.


Bills @ Patriots 17-24This was a really close game where once again the Pats came out on top winning the AFC East.

Rams @ 49ers 31-34The 49ers won this game, and in doing so, eliminated the Rams’ chance at the post season.

Ravens @ Browns 31-15With this Ravens win over the Browns the road to the Super Bowl will go through Baltimore. The Ravens also earned home field advantage throughout the playoffs.

Jaguars @ Falcons 12-24The Falcons have looked pretty good these last few games, but it was too little to late to make the postseason, or have a winning record…


Saints @ Titans 38-28The Titans were no match for the Saints. Drew Brees had 3 touchdown passes and Alvin Kamara had to rushing touchdowns. If he had played like that earlier in the season I might have made it further in the fantasy playoffs, I’m not bitter. Even with this loss, the Titans still have not been eliminated from the postseason.


Panthers @ Colts 6-38The Panthers played more like kittens against this Colts team. I’m sure Pathers fans are just glad that the season is almost over for them.


Bengals @ Dolphins 35-38 OTThis game was ridiculous. The Dolphins had this game all sealed up until the fourth quarter when the Bengals scored 23 points, taking the lead. The Dolphins then tied the game sending it into overtime. It was there that the Bengals fell apart and the Dolphins kicked a field goal to win the game.


Steelers @ Jets10-16Le’Veon Bell seemed to love playing against his former team and dealing them a loss so close to the postseason. The Jets only let the Steelers score any points in the second quarter. Go J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS


NY Giants @ Redskins 41-35 OTDanny Jones had 5 touchdowns in this win over the Redskins. Of course, in true Giants fashion, they blew a big lead and it took overtime to win this game. But, the important thing is, they actually got the win.


Lions @ Broncos 17-27Playing for nothing but pride the Broncos ran all over the Lions.


Raiders @ Chargers 24-17The Raiders keep their playoff hopes alive with this win over the Chargers. The Chargers on the other hand have no hope of the playoffs this season. Derek Carr lead the Raiders to another win, and shockingly the Chargers had many turnovers to help them lose the game.

Cowboys @ Eagles 9-17I was actually surprised that the Eagles won this game. With this win over the Cowboys the Eagles hold off the Cowboys from taking the NFC East title.


Cardinals @ Seahawks 27-13I was shocked to see the Cardinals beat the Seahawks being that Seattle was playing for a first round bye. I guess you could say the Seahawks are pretty banged up if they lost to the Cardinals.




Chiefs @ Bears 26-3The Chiefs are not known for the defense, and the Bears are, but the Chiefs defense held the Bears to only a field goal in their win over Chicago. I knew the Chiefs would win but I didn’t think it would be so one sided.


Packers @ Vikings 23-10This game started out with me thinking that the Vikings just might win this game. Aaron Rodgers threw an interception early in the game which set the Vikings up with a score. But then Aaron Jones’ run game came alive and the Packers sealed the win and clinched the NFC North.






WEEK 17
Sunday, December 29th

Jets (6-9) @ Bills (10-5) [1pm CBS]The Jets are out and the Bills have already clinched the playoffs. The Bills will probably rest some of their starters. I’m still picking the Bills to win this home game but I wouldn’t be surprised if the Jets got the win.


Browns (6-9) @ Bengals (1-14) [1pm FOX]These teams are just playing for pride. I’m picking the Browns to win this game. Again, I wouldn’t be surprised if the Bengals got the win.


Packers (11-3) @ Lions (3-11-1) [1pm FOX] The Packers can clinch a first round bye with a win over the Lions and if the 49ers lose to Seattle the Packers could also have home-field advantage through the post season. I’m picking the Packers to win this game.

Chargers (5-10) @ Chiefs (11-4) [1pm CBS]The Chiefs clinched the playoffs and the AFC West title a long time ago, now the fans will also be interested in the Pats Dolphins games. If the Chiefs beat the Chargers (and I’m picking them to do so) and the Dolphins somehow beat the Pats (which is not likely) The Chiefs would get a first round bye and a divisional game at home. With all that being said I’m picking the Chiefs for the win and nothing else.


Bears (7-8) @ Vikings (10-4) [1pm FOX]The Vikings are in the playoffs but still need this win over the Bears, more for confidence than anything else. I’m picking the Vikings to win this game.


Dolphins (4-11) @ Patriots (12-3) [1pm FOX]With a win over the Dolphins the Patriots secure a first round bye. I’m picking the Pats to win this game but I am so hoping that I am wrong.


Falcons (6-9) @ Buccaneers (7-8) [1pm FOX]Both teams have been eliminated from the playoffs but the winner of this game would take the second spot in the NFC South. With the way the Bucs played last week and the way the Falcons have played recently, I’m going to pick the Falcons to win this game. Fun fact: Joe Burrow, LSU quarterback had as many touchdowns (8) in the playoff win against Oklahoma as Matt Ryan has had all season…


Saints (12-3) @ Panthers (5-10) [1pm FOX] The Saints are already NFC South champs and cannot finish any lower than the third seed. New Orleans could get a first-round bye with a win, combined with a failure to win by either the Packers, who visit Detroit, or 49ers, who visit Seattle in what also will decide the NFC West champ. With all that being said I am picking the Saints to win this game.


Redskins (3-12) @ Cowboys (7-8) [4:25pm FOX]The Cowboys can make the playoffs with a win and an Eagles loss. I’d love to see the Redskins beat the Cowboys and the Eagles to lose to the Giants. That way the Cowboys wouldn’t get into the playoffs and the Eagles wouldn’t have a winning record going into the playoffs. I don’t think either will happen though. I am picking the Cowboys to win this game and rooting for the Redskins.


Raiders (7-8) @ Broncos (6-9) [4:25pm CBS]To reach the playoffs, the Raiders need to beat the Broncos and get lots of help: losses by the Titans and Steelers, a win by the Colts and a least a win by the Patriots, Bears, Chargers or Lions. I’m picking the Raiders to win but wouldn’t be surprised if they didn’t. Also, I think their playoff hopes end today.

Cardinals (5-9-1) @ Rams (8-7) [4:25pm FOX]Both teams are out of the post season and this will be their last game until next year. I’m picking the Rams to win this game.


Eagles (8-7) @ NY Giants (4-11) [4:25pm FOX]The Eagles have beaten the Giants in the last 10 out of 11 games however Zack Ertz isn’t playing for the Eagles today and the rest of the Eagles are pretty beaten up. The Eagles are playing for the post season and the Giants are playing for spoilers. I’m rooting for the Giants, obviously, and I’m picking the Eagles to win but I am so hoping that I am wrong. GO GMEN!!!!

Colts (7-8) @ Jaguars (5-10) [4:25pm CBS] This will be the last game of the season for both of these teams. I’m picking the Colts to win this game.


Steelers (8-7) @ Ravens (13-2) [4:25pm CBS]The Ravens are sitting all of their starters. RG3 will be the quarterback for the Ravens. The Steelers are beat up but playing for the postseason. I am still picking the Ravens to win this game.


Titans (8-7) @ Texans (10-5) [4:25pm CBS]The Titans can stay alive with a win over the Texans. The Texans are sitting Deshaun Watson and DeAndre Hopkins. I’m picking the Titans to win this game.

49ers (12-3) @ Seahawks (11-4) [8:20pm NBC]Marshawn Lynch is returning to the Seahawks for this last game of the regular season. I think that the Seahawks might just win this game with beast mode’s help. I’m picking the Seahawks for the win.


GO GMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks for the edit Eric!

The Shenoa Report Wk 16 '19 #theshenoareport

The Shenoa Report
December 21, 2019
Regular Season Week 16



My birthday weekend was amazing! I went 12-4 on my picks (beating all of the NFL Insiders) and the Giants actually won with Eli Manning starting! It was a birthday miracle. Now we are into week 16 which brings zero Thursday night games, three Saturday games, a bunch of Sunday games, and one Monday night game. All of Saturday’s games are on the NFL Network. If you don’t have that channel and you would like to watch the game, you could go to a bar or restaurant that has the games or a quick Google search will show you how to watch the game not so legally. All that said GO BILLS!



Here is the recap for week fifteen.


Jets @ Ravens 21-42
The Ravens did indeed win this game and Lamar Jackson broke Michael Vick’s single season QB rushing record. Vick’s record was through 16 games and Jackson took over the record in just 13 games. The talking heads are saying that Lamar already is the MVP of the season.

Patriots @ Bengals 34-13The Bengals led this game for a short period of time and it was the best time of the game, in my opinion. The Patriots must have reviewed the recordings from the previous week and soon corrected whatever it was they were doing wrong to “win” the game.


Buccaneers @ Lions 38-17Jamis Winston went off against the Lions, and the Lions continued to be the pathetic team they’ve been all season.

Bears @ Packers 13-21The Packers were able to pull off this win even though they didn’t look super stellar. That seems to be the case for them throughout the season. But, they do sit at 11-3 after this win so they must be doing something right.


Texans @ Titans 24-21I shouldn’t have been so shocked that the Texans won this game, but I was. I thought that the Titans had the better team. I also thought that the 49ers would beat the Falcons, what do I know?


Dolphins @ NY Giants 20-36I’m not crying, you’re crying. That’s how I felt at the end of this game when Eli Manning got a standing ovation as he walked off the field. Even though he had 3 interceptions he still lead his team to victory with two touchdown passes. It may very well be his last home game in a Giants uniform, and for that this win was bittersweet. His overall record is now 117-117.


Broncos @ Chiefs 3-23This was the snow bowl game of the season so far. The Broncos, who rely heavily on their run game, were not able to run in the snow and their passing game wasn’t that much better. The Chiefs, on the other hand, didn’t seem to have as much of a problem with Patrick Mahomes throwing for 2 touchdown passes and 340 yards on the day.


Eagles @ Redskins 37-27I really thought that the Redskins were going to pull off a win, but with less than a minute to play in the game the Eagles, led by Carson Wentz, marched down the field and scored a touchdown. They then gave the ball back with 26 seconds left in the game, Dwayne Haskins fumbled the ball, the Eagles defense recovered it, and ran it in for another touchdown. Ouch.


Seahawks @ Panthers 30-24Seattle bounced back from the prior week’s loss to beat the less than mediocre Panthers. The Panthers put up a fight in the last quarter by scoring 2 touchdowns but they needed another in order to win the game.


Jaguars @ Raiders 20-16I picked the Raiders to win this game because, “I think the Jags are done for the season.” Apparently I was wrong. Gardner Minshew had 2 touchdown passes in the last 5 minutes of the game to put the Jags over the Raiders. Better late than never I guess is the Jags motto.


Browns @ Cardinals 24-38I’m a little embarrassed that before this season started I picked the Browns to go to the Super Bowl. This time they got blown out by a 3-9-1 team… The Browns have a lot of problems and it seems that none of them are going to be resolved unless they let head coach Freddy Kitchens go.


Vikings @ Chargers 39-10The Chargers had 7 turnovers in this game. Shocking? No. The Vikings rolled the Chargers in this embarrassing game. Having 3 Chargers players on my fantasy team, I’m sure glad the season is over.

Rams @ Cowboys 21-44Speaking of rolling a team… The Cowboys probably had the best game of their season against the Rams. It started out a little rough for Dak Prescott when he called the coin toss and the ref didn’t hear him clearly and gave the decision to the Rams. But that was the toughest part of the game for the Cowboys.


Falcons @ 49ers 29-22This game came down to the last play of the game. The 49ers thought they had won the game after the defense had stopped a touchdown go ahead score just short of the goal line. Time had expired and 49ers started walking off the field with a win. But then, after further review it showed that Julio Jones had crossed the goal line and it was in fact, a touchdown. It’s safe to say that everyone was stunned to see that the Falcons beat the 49ers.



Bills @ Steelers 17-10The Bills have secured a spot in the playoffs with this win over the Steelers. There was no score going into the second quarter of this game. The Bills defense held the Steelers to only a field goal heading into half time. The Bills then shut out the Steelers in the fourth quarter while scoring 10 points to secure the win.

Colts @ Saints 7-34Drew Brees first broke, then set the all-time touchdown passing record in this rout over the Colts. Brees had four touchdown passes in this game alone. He also had a damn near perfect QB passer rating.




WEEK 16
Saturday, December 21st

Texans (9-5) @ Buccaneers (7-7) [1pm NFLN]The Texans can clinch the AFC South title with a win over the Bucs today. The Bucs have already been eliminated from the post season so they are going to try to play the spoiler card today. I’m going to pick the Texans to win this game.


Bills (10-4) @ Patriots (11-3) [4:30pm NFLN]I want the Bills to win this game, I will be rooting for the Bills as well. The Patriots have only lost one home game in the past two seasons. I will be shocked, amazed, and happy if they lose to the Bills today. I’m picking the Pats to win this game, and hope I’m wrong. GO BILLS!


Rams (8-6) @ 49ers (11-3) [8:15pm NFLN]Both teams are coming off losses and I think it’ll be the 49ers who bounce back for the win.



Sunday, December 22nd
Ravens (12-2) @ Browns (6-8) [1pm CBS]I’m picking the Ravens to win.


Jaguars (5-9) @ Falcons (5-9) [1pm FOX]Both teams have already been eliminated from the postseason. This game is just for pride. I’m picking the Falcons for the win.


Saints (8-6) @ Titans (8-6) [1pm FOX]The Titans have not been eliminated yet and a win could improve their chances… That being said, I’m picking the Saints to win this game.


Panthers (5-9) @ Colts (6-7) [1pm FOX]These teams have also been eliminated from the post season already. I’m picking the Colts to win, only because they are the home team.


Bengals (1-13) @ Dolphins (3-11) [1pm CBS] This is another game with no playoff implications. Heck, if you combine these two team’s records they only have 4 wins… I’m picking the Dolphins to win this game but if the Bengals win I wouldn’t be surprised.


Steelers (8-6) @ Jets (5-9) [1pm CBS]Le’Veon Bell will be playing against his former team, which will make this game a little bit more interesting. I’d love to see the Jets win this game, and I’ll be rooting for them too, but I’m picking the Steelers to win this game.


NY Giants (3-11) @ Redskins (3-11) [1pm FOX]This is a division rival with no playoff implications. At this point these teams are only playing for pride. I was hoping that the Giants would start Eli one more time in hopes that he could end his career with a winning record but it’s been said that Danny Jones will be starting this game. If Eli was starting this game I would pick the Giants for the win. Obviously I’ll be rooting for the Gmen, and I guess, because they won last week, I’ll pick them to win again this week.


Lions (3-10-1) @ Broncos (5-8) [4:05pm CBS]No playoff implications in this game. I’m picking the Broncos for the win.


Raiders (6-8) @ Chargers (5-9) [4:05pm CBS]The Raiders have not been eliminated yet, shockingly. Not so surprising, the Chargers have. The Raiders have only one road win this season, but they need this win to stay “alive”. I’m going to pick the Raiders to win but I wouldn’t be surprised if I was wrong.

Cowboys (7-7) @ Eagles (7-7) [4:25pm FOX] I’m picking the Cowboys for the win, though I’d love for this game to end in a tie.


Cardinals (4-9-1) @ Seahawks (11-3) [4:25pm FOX]I’m picking the Seahawks to win this game, they are now playing for a first round bye and home field advantage.


Chiefs (10-4) @ Bears (7-7) [8:20pm NBC]The Bears have been eliminated from the playoffs and I’m sure they are going to try to upset the Chiefs. I’m still going to pick the Chiefs to win this game.


Monday, December 23rd
Packers (11-3) @ Vikings (10-4) [8:15pm ESPN]This is another division rival. The Packers have already clinched, the Vikings have not. The Vikings need this win more. I don’t think they are going to get it. I’m picking the Packers to win this game.

GO GMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks for the edit Eric!

The Shenoa Report Week 15 '19 #theshenoareport

The Shenoa Report
December 12, 2019
Regular Season Week 15


Week 15 is my birthday week!!!! This year my birthday just so happens to fall on Friday the 13th! In other news, I got a promotion at work which comes with a schedule change so I now have weekends off! More football watching, just in time for playoffs! Playoffs?! Playoffs?! Playoffs?!?! Let’s get through the regular season first.

I went 10-6 on my picks last week and am 132-76 overall.


Here is the recap for week fourteen.


Cowboys @ Bears 24-31The Bears made Cowboy fans and Jerry Jones weep. It was pretty amazing. Even though I didn’t get this pick correct I was glad to see the Cowboys lose. The first quarter didn’t start so well for the Bears and it looked like the Cowboys were going to thrash Chicago. But then Mitchell Trubisky threw three touchdown passes and ran for one during the next three quarters. Game over.

Panthers @ Falcons 20-40The Panthers problems are only getting bigger after firing head coach Ron Riviara. The Falcons had their way with the kitty cats as Atlanta trampled all over Carolina.


Ravens @ Bills 24-17Even though the Bills lost this game they were able to contain the Ravens more than other teams. Lamar Jackson still had three touchdown passes for the Ravens because he’s pretty much unstoppable.


Bengals @ Browns 19-27The Bengals are looking better, by their standards, with Andy Dalton back but the Browns are just a better team, and that’s not saying much.


Redskins @ Packers 15-20Aaron Rodgers was supposed to have an explosive game against the Redskins. Instead, it was a run heavy game where the Packers only squeaked out a win by less than a touchdown. I was disappointed.


Lions @ Vikings 7-20It was the Vikings defense that was the star of this game. Minnesota had 5 sacks on the Lions which made it easier for Cousins to drive down the field and get some points on the board.


49ers @ Saints 48-4694 points were scored between these two teams. That’s just crazy. It was back and forth all game and just when I thought the Saints had won it, George Kittle dragged three defenders down the field to put the 49ers into field goal range. The field goal was good and the 49ers came out with a win.

Dolphins @ Jets 21-22This game also came down to a field goal and the Jets came out on top in this too close for comfort win against the Dolphins.


Colts @ Buccaneers 35-38Jameis Winston threw for a butt ton of yards (456) and had 4 touchdowns in this win over the Colts. The Colts came very close but petered out and had no points in the fourth quarter.


Broncos @ Texans 38-24If you’d ask me who the starting quarterback for the Broncos was I wouldn’t be able to tell you. His name is Drew Lock and he led the Broncos to their 5th win of the season with three touchdowns over the struggling Texans.


Chargers @ Jaguars 45-10I think that when the Chargers head coach put in Tyrod Taylor at the end of the game last week instead of the Philip Rivers he made a serious point, you’re replaceable. Rivers showed his coach and the rest of the team that he’s still got it and had the best game of the season. The Chargers routed the Jags. I mean, just look at that final score.

Titans @ Raiders 42-21Ryan Tannehill is on fire with the Titans. They have won four straight now with this big win over the Raiders.

Chiefs @ Patriots 23-16This game was very exciting to watch, especially if you aren’t a big fan of the Pats. The Patriots haven’t lost a home game in years and the Chiefs changed that. The Patriots probably should have won this game but there was an obvious blown call where they called the Pats runner out of bounds on his way to scoring, and he wasn’t. Because Bill Belichek had already used one red flag challenge, and got it wrong, he had no more challenges and the play was not reviewed. In other news, the Patriots were caught, again, videoing play calls from the Bengals, which are their opponent in next week’s match up.


Steelers @ Cardinals 23-17The Steelers won this game by shutting down the Cardinals offense and scoring two more field goals than Arizona.


Seahawks @ Rams 12-28The Seahawks forgot to show up for this game. It was tough to watch. I guess the Rams have figured out how to win again.

NY Giants @ Eagles 17-23 OTEli Manning got the start and was truly amazing in the first half. He had two passing touchdowns and zero interceptions. Unfortunately, the defense didn’t help him out in the second half and for some reason Shumer stopped calling Saquon Barkley running plays. It was so frustrating to watch. The game did go into overtime but the Giants defense was non existent. tear

WEEK 14

Thursday, December 12th


Jets (5-8) @ Ravens (11-2) [8:20pm FOX, NFLN]I’m pretty sure the Ravens are going to win this game.


Sunday, December 15th

Patriots (10-3) @ Bengals (1-12) [1pm CBS]The Patriots will win this game but will there be any implications for the cheaters?

Buccaneers (6-7) @ Lions (3-9-1) [1pm FOX]I think that the Bucs are going to win this game. That’s who I am picking, sorry Dean.


Bears (7-6) @ Packers (10-3) [1pm FOX]I’m picking the Packers to win this game only because they are playing at home. It would not surprise me at all if they let the Bears win though.


Texans (8-5) @ Titans (8-5) [1pm CBS]I’m picking the Titans to win this game. It will be a fun division rival game for sure.


Dolphins (3-10) @ NY Giants (2-11) [1pm CBS] Eli is going to start this game too! I’m picking the Giants for the win for the last time this season. Please, don’t let me down boys. GO GMEN!!!!


Broncos (5-8) @ Chiefs (9-4) [1pm CBS]I’m picking the Chiefs to win this game. Pat Mahomes has a bruised hand but I don’t think that is going to slow him down too much.


Eagles (6-7) @ Redskins (3-10) [1pm FOX]I would love to see the Redskins win this game. I am rooting for them but picking the Eagles for the win.

Seahawks (10-3) @ Panthers (5-8) [1pm FOX]I’m picking the Seahawks to win this game. Both teams are coming off humiliating losses but I think that Seattle still has the upper hand.


Jaguars (4-9) @ Raiders (6-7) [4:05pm CBS]I’m picking the Raiders for the win. I think the Jags are done for the season.


Browns (6-7) @ Cardinals (3-9-1) [4:05pm CBS]I’m picking the Browns to win this game but it would not surprise me at all if the Cardinals finally got another win.


Vikings (9-4) @ Chargers (5-8) [4:05pm CBS]I’m picking the Vikings to win this game, I don’t think that the Chargers can have to wins in a row.

Rams (8-5) @ Cowboys (6-7) [4:25pm FOX] I’m picking the Cowboys to win this game but I’m rooting for and hoping the Rams win.


Falcons (4-9) @ 49ers (11-2) [4:25pm CBS]I’m picking the 49ers to win this game.


Bills (9-4) @ Steelers (8-5) [8:20pm NBC]I’m picking the Bills to win this game. I usually never pick against the Steelers and usually never pick the Bills to win so we’ll see how this goes for me.


Monday, December 16th
Colts (6-7) @ Saints (10-3) [8:15pm ESPN]I’m picking the Saints to win this game.

GO GMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks for the edit Eric!

The Shenoa Report Week 14 '19 #theshenoareport

The Shenoa Report
December 5, 2019
Regular Season Week 14







Well, I made it to the first round of the playoffs then turned around and scored my lowest total points of the season and was eliminated… I guess now, for the rest of the season I’ll just be able to enjoy the game without any of the stress. The Giants have also been eliminated from the postseason after their loss against the Packers. So, really, no stress…

I hope you all had a very happy Thanksgiving, and now its on to the crazy holidays in December, and if you are lucky your team actually made it to the Fantasy playoffs and have a chance of winning the whole thing.

I went 8-8 on my picks last week and am 122-70 overall.




Here is the recap for week thirteen.




Bears @ Lions 24-20The Lions backup to the backup quarterback, David Blough, started this game. We all thought, oh man, there is no chance for this to be a good game. Then, the backup to the backup threw a bomb and the Lions scored a touchdown on their opening drive. At that point I became a bandwagon Lions fan for the day to see what else this guy could do. 

Bills @ Cowboys 26-15I’m actually super surprised that the Bills won this game. They didn’t start off well at all, but as soon as we sat down for Thanksgiving dinner the Bills made a comeback for the history books.




Saints @ Falcons 26-18This was a revenge game for the Saints. Drew Brees was supposed to throw 6 touchdown passes. Even though the Saints won the game they sure as hell didn’t have 6 touchdown passes and I lost in the fantasy playoffs.


Jets @ Bengals 6-22The Bengals won their first game of the season and I called it!!!!!!!! Woot Woot! It’s the little things in life. It was the first time in 350 days since their last win…


Titans @ Colts 31-17At this point I shouldn’t be surprised that the Colts lost, but I am, I still think they are better than they actually are.


Eagles @ Dolphins 31-37The Eagles lost to the Dolphins…. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.



Packers @ NY Giants 31-13The weather outside was frightful. And the Giants were not delightful. I wished I had somewhere to go (like to my parent’s house for thanksgiving take two). But, because of the snow, snow, snow. We had to stay home and watch the Giants lose and decorate our Christmas tree.

Browns @ Steelers 13-20I would have liked the Browns to win this game but honestly I’m not surprised they lost.


Redskins @ Panthers 29-21The Panthers lost this game to the Redskins and then they lost their head coach Ron Riviara to firing…

Buccaneers @ Jaguars 28-11The Bucs were able to shut the Jags down, so much so, that they had to sit Nick Foles and put back in Gardner Minshew. Minshew tried to rally but the damage had already been done.


49ers @ Ravens 17-20I just knew the Ravens would win this game. I don’t know why everyone was so shocked.

Rams @ Cardinals 34-7The Rams did indeed win this game. The Cardinals struggled and the Rams looked like the team they were last year.


Chargers @ Broncos 20-23Stupid Chargers, stupid Philip Rivers, stupid Keenen Allen, stupid Hunter Henry. Did I mention, because of these yahoos I didn’t win the first round in fantasy playoffs.


Raiders @ Chiefs 9-40I would say the Chiefs annihilated the Raiders. Also, Coach Gruden looked like an eighty year old man bundled up in his Raiders garb.


Patriots @ Texans 22-28The Texans really did a good job stopping the Patriots until the 4th quarter when they decided to just pad Brady’s numbers… and kick me out of the playoffs.

Vikings @ Seahawks 30-37Tyler Lockett, my saving grace… 3 targets, 0 receptions, no points. The Seahawks win but my season is over.


Ok I’m done complaining. There’s always next season…




WEEK 14
Thursday, December 5th

Cowboys (6-6) @ Bears (6-6) [8:20pm FOX, NFLN]I’d love to see the Bears win this game, but I don’t think the Cowboys will lose this week. I’m picking the Cowboys to win, but I hope I’m wrong.




Sunday, December 8th
Panthers (5-7) @ Falcons (3-9) [1pm FOX]The Panthers fired their head coach and Cam Newton is going to have foot surgery, yet I find myself picking the Panthers to win this game.

Ravens (10-2) @ Bills (9-3) [1pm CBS]I’m picking the Ravens to win this game.


Bengals (1-11) @ Browns (5-7) [1pm CBS]Now that the Bengals have won a game I think they are done for the season. I’m picking the Browns to win this game.


Redskins (3-9) @ Packers (9-3) [1pm FOX]I’m picking the Packers to win this game.


Lions (3-8-1) @ Vikings (8-4) [1pm FOX] I’m picking the Vikings to win this game.


49ers (10-2) @ Saints (10-2) [1pm FOX]This should be a good game. I think that the 49ers are going to win this game and that’s who I’m picking.


Dolphins (3-9) @ Jets (4-8) [1pm CBS]I’d like to pick the Jets to win this game but the Dolphins did just beat the Eagles… So, I’m going to pick the Jets to win this game, but only because it’s supposed to be cold and miserable in NY.


Colts (6-6) @ Buccaneers (5-7) [1pm CBS]The Colts have lost their luster and the Bucs are looking good as of late. I’m picking the Bucs to win this game.


Broncos (4-8) @ Texans (8-4) [1pm CBS]I’m picking the Texans to win this game. It’s going to be weird to just watch football without any fantasy implications.


Chargers (4-8) @ Jaguars (4-8) [4:05pm FOX]I’m picking the Jags to win only because the Chargers have let me down for the last time.

Titans (7-5) @ Raiders (6-6) [4:25pm CBS] I’m picking the Titans to win because the downward spiral that the Raiders are on doesn’t show any signs of slowing down.


Chiefs (8-4) @ Patriots (10-2) [4:25pm CBS]I’m picking the Patriots to win but you better believe I’ll be rooting for the Chiefs.


Steelers (7-5) @ Cardinals (3-8-1) [4:25pm CBS] I’m picking the Steelers to win this game.


Seahawks (10-2) @ Rams (7-5) [8:20pm NBC]I’m picking the Seahawks to win this game.


Monday, December 9th
NY Giants (2-10) @ Eagles (5-7) [8:15pm ESPN]Eli just might start this game!!!!! I will most definitely wear my #10 jersey and most likely cry, knowing this will probably be Manning’s last game as a Giant. That is all… I’m picking the Eagles to win. Go GMEN!!!!


GO GMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks for the edit Eric!