The Shenoa Report Week 12 '19 #theshenoareport

The Shenoa Report
November 24, 2019
Regular Season Week 12

Sorry for the delay in the report. Sometimes life gets in the way. 

I did MUCH better in my picks this week at 11-3 and the Giants didn’t lose (they were on their bye)! I lost by 5 points in fantasy, and I don’t want to talk about it.

Collin Kapernick held a public workout to show the NFL that he still has it and wants to play. So far, no teams have reached out to him with an offer.


Here is the recap for week eleven.


Steelers @ Browns 7-21I started the Browns defense so I was pretty excited about the final score. Though the last 6 seconds of the game were the most memorable. Thursday Night games are usually forgettable, not this one. A ridiculous fight broke out after Steelers quarterback Mason Rudolph tried to rip off the helmet of Browns defender Myles Garrett. Rudolph did not succeed and Garrett showed him how to. Garrett proceeded to successfully rip off Rudolph’s helmet and started to walk away. Rudolph then charged at Garrett, mouthing off most likely, so Garrett turned around and swung at Rudolph connecting his helmet with Rudolph’s head. At that point Steelers guard David DeCastro threw Garrett to the ground as Steelers center Maurkice Pouncey punched and kicked Garrett in the head. At that point it looked like an ugly street fight you would see in a movie. Browns Larry Ogunjobi, didn’t like what was happening and pushed Rudolph to the ground again. Rudolph, unable to keep his mouth shut, called him a Bitch.

A lot of fines and suspensions were handed out. Myles Garrett: indefinite suspension, Maurkice Pouncey: 3-game suspension (brought down to 2), Larry Ogunjobi: 1-game suspension, Mason Rudolph: $50,000 fine (lame), Steelers and Browns: $250,000 fine each.


Cowboys @ Lions 35-27The Lions managed to hold Zeke Elliott in check but without Matt Stafford they couldn’t beat the Cowboys. Dak Prescott attacked the Lions through the air throwing for 444 yards and 3 touchdowns.




Jaguars @ Colts 13-33Nick Foles was back for the Jags but he couldn’t help them win the game. The Jacoby Brissett led Colts were a force to be reckoned with. Brissett threw one touchdown pass, ran for another, and continued to scramble and help move the chains to beat the Jags.


Bills @ Dolphins 37-20The Bills came alive against the Dolphins. Josh Allen had 3 touchdown passes and ran for another as the Dolphins winning streak came to an end.


Broncos @ Vikings 23-27No Vikings team in history has ever come back from a 20 point deficit at halftime to win a game; that changed with this game. The Vikings were losing 20-0 at halftime and clawed their way back scoring a touchdown on each of their four drives in the second half.

Saints @ Buccaneers 34-17Drew Brees had 3 touchdown passes in this win over the Buccaneers, maybe if he had had 4 touchdowns I would have won in fantasy…


Jets @ Redskins 34-17Dwayne Haskins wasn’t enough for the Redskins to win this game. Even though Sam Darnold threw an ugly interception he was able to actually bounce back this time and lead the Jets to victory.


Texans @ Ravens 7-41The Ravens defense halted the Texans run game and passing game. It wasn’t a good day if you were a Houston fan, but a really good day if you were a Ravens fan.


Falcons @ Panthers 29-3The Falcons have decided to actually start playing late in the season. It was like a switch flipped in week 10 and it hasn’t been turned off yet. I was rather shocked to see that the Falcons were able to contain Christian McCaffrey let alone win against this division rival.

Cardinals @ 49ers 26-36The Cardinals actually lead for the first half of this game. Jimmy G decided that wasn’t cool and threw 4 touchdown passes to rally against the Cards and win the game.


Bengals @ Raiders 10-17Poor Bengals. In other news, who would have thought the Raiders would be 6-4 after the way they started the season?


Patriots @ Eagles 17-10This game wasn’t pretty, no one looked really good. In fact it was Julian Edelman, not Tom Brady, that saved the day by throwing a touchdown pass to put the Pats in the lead and ultimately win the game.



Bears @ Rams 7-17The Rams have stopped their losing streak with this win over the Bears. In other news the Bears decided to bench starting quarterback Mitch Trubisky late in the game. This didn’t help anything for the Bears.

Chiefs @ Chargers 24-17I had picked the Chiefs to win this game, and I was right, but I really needed Keenen Allen or Hunter Henry to score a touchdown on the final drive for the Chargers. That didn’t happen. Instead, Phillip Rivers threw his FOURTH interception. I lost in fantasy and the Chargers lost the game.



WEEK 12
Thursday, November 21st

Colts (6-4) @ Texans (6-4) [8:20pm FOX/NFLN]I had picked the Colts to win this game… I was wrong.


Sunday, November 24th


Buccaneers (3-7) @ Falcons (3-7) [1pm FOX]The Falcons have won 2 in a row. I think they will make it 3 in a row.


Broncos (3-7) @ Bills (7-3) [1pm CBS]I’m picking the Bills to win this game, but I need Phillip Lindsay to have a monster of a game.


NY Giants (2-8) @ Bears (4-6) [1pm FOX]Last year when the Giants played the Bears we watched the game with a Bears fan. The Giants had no chance in hell to win that game, and then they did! Today we are going to watch this game with that same Bears fan. I picked the Bears to win last year and I am going to pick the Bears to win again today. My fantasy opponent has Saquan Barkley in their starting lineup. Therefore, I will also be rooting against Barkley. I’ll be rooting for every other Giants player today. Go GMEN!!!!



Steelers (5-5) @ Bengals (0-10) [1pm CBS]The Steelers are missing JuJu Smith-Schuster and James Conner due to injury and Maurkice Pouncey for suspension. If the Bengals were to win a game this season, this would probably be their best chance. With all that being said, I’m picking the Steelers to win this game.

Dolphins (2-8) @ Browns (4-6) [1pm FOX]Speaking of suspensions, The Browns defense will have two less players due to the brawl that broke out at the end of last week’s game. Myles Garrett and Larry Ogunjobi will not be playing for the Browns. I have decided to keep the Browns defense on my starting lineup in fantasy. I’m hoping because the Browns are playing the Dolphins that my defense will still do well. Also, I have Nick Chubb so he has to have a good game as well. I’m picking the Browns to win this game.


Panthers (5-5) @ Saints (8-2) [1pm CBS]This is the second time this season these two teams met. Last time the Panthers won, stunning pretty much everyone. I picked the Saints to win this game last time and I’m picking them to win again today.


Raiders (6-4) @ Jets (3-7) [1pm CBS]I’m picking the Raiders to win this game.


Seahawks (8-2) @ Eagles (5-5) [1pm FOX]Seattle hasn’t lost a game yet this season on the road, the Eagles have lost two at home. The Seahawks are coming off their bye. I am going to pick the Seahawks to win this game.

Lions (3-6-1) @ Redskins (1-9) [1pm FOX] I think I’m going to pick the Lions to win this game.

Jaguars (4-6) @ Titans (5-5) [4:05pm CBS]I’m going with the Titans to win this game. My opponent has Leonard Fournette, so Titans defense, please shut him down.



Cowboys (6-4) @ Patriots (9-1) [4:25pm FOX] I’d like this game to end 100-0 in favor of the Cowboys since my opponent has Tom Brady and the Pats defense. As much as it pains me, I’ll be rooting for the Cowboys, but I expect that the Pats will win this game.


Packers (8-2) @ 49ers (9-1) [8:20pm NBC]I think that the 49ers are going to win this game, and that’s why I am not starting Aaron Rodgers.


Monday, November 25th

Ravens (8-2) @ Rams (6-4) [8:15pm ESPN]I’m picking the Ravens to win this game.


BYE: Chiefs, Vikings, Cardinals, Chargers

GO GMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks for the edit Eric!