The Shenoa Report
September 20, 2018
Regular Season Week 3
Eric
and I made it back safely from Burlington! It was an amazing trip, and we can’t
wait to return, though we have enough beer to last the winter so it won’t be
anytime soon.
I was
talking to my coworker the other day about the undefeated teams left in the NFL
after week two. After reading her the list, she decided to go play in traffic.
I’ll share the list with you now : Broncos, Packers, Rams, Chiefs, Jaguars,
Vikings, Dolphins, and Buccaneers! What is this world we live in? I know I’m
pretty miffed about it. At least this should be an exciting season. My fantasy
team is not one of those undefeated teams, I am 1-1 in my league because AJ
Green had THREE flippin TDs. Ahhhhhhhhh! I went 8-5-1 on my picks, damn ties.
The Giants let me down, yet again. I shouldn’t be surprised; the past five out
of six seasons they have started 0-2. At least I’m not a Bills fan, where they
had a player retire at HALF TIME of their last game…
Let’s
recap week two.
Ravens
@ Bengals 23-24
Do I even
need to mention AJ Green’s three flippin touchdowns again? Son of a monkey's
uncle. Who knew the Ginger could complete a pass multiple times.
Chargers
@ Bills 31-20
At
least the Bills scored this game? I mean, you know it’s bad when Cornerback
Vontae Davis of the Bills decided to retire at half and just leave the game,
forever.
Panthers
@ Falcons 24-31
I was
right, the Panthers are just not the same team without Greg Olson. The Falcons
played harder and came out on top. Even Matt Ryan had more rushing touchdowns
than Cam. #sorrynotsorry
Vikings
@ Packers 29-29 OT
Well, I
said that if Aaron Rodgers played that the Packers wouldn’t lose… I wasn’t wrong. In the second
week in a row the NFL has had a game end in a tie.The Vikings kicker also lost
his job after not being able to win the game for Minnesota in OT. In
other news, it’s nice to have a QB in Fantasy that can really thread the needle!
Thanks Cousins!
Texans
@ Titans 17-20
Poor
Texans. I really thought as banged up as the Titans were they would lose this
game but Mr. Irrelevant kicked the game winning field goal with one minute left
to put the Titans on top.
Browns
@ Saints 18-21
Your
team is only as good as your kicker and this proved true for the Browns.
Cleveland could have won this game but their kicker couldn’t put the ball
between the uprights to save his life, or his job… So close Brownies. So close.
Dolphins
@ Jets 20-12
The
Jets didn’t win but they did do well enough defensively and that’s all I needed
in fantasy. Sure, my team still lost, but at least I can’t blame it on the
Jets.
Chiefs
@ Steelers 42-37
Man oh
man, I do enjoy when a team beats the Steelers. Rookie Patrick Mahomes threw
six touchdowns to defeat the Steelers. If only four of those passes we to
Tyreek Hill, I might have won at fantasy this week…
Eagles
@ Buccaneers 21-27
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Is it too early to call a Super Bowl hangover? You know it’s bad when
Fitzpatrick, who they are calling Fitzmagic, beats you… I wasn’t sad to get this pick
wrong.
Colts @
Redskins 21-9
YAAAAAY
COLTS! Just another pick I’m glad I got wrong. The Giants need ALL the help
they can get and it helped that both the Eagles and Redskins lost this week.
Dare I say Luck is back for the Colts?
Cardinals
@ Rams 0-34
Poor
Cardinals, and holy Rams batman. The Rams may be the best team in the NFL. I
mean you would be too if you had Todd Gurley.
Lions @
49ers 27-30
Garoppolo
got his groove back and finally got a win this season.
Raiders
@ Broncos 19-20
It was
a comeback win by the Broncos in the last minutes of the game but it was
enough. And they won by the hair on their chinny chin chins.
Patriots
@ Jaguars 20-31
One of my
favorite games of the day. I watched with glee as the Jags took down the Pats!
NY
Giants @ Cowboys 13-20
I don’t
even know where to begin. Ultimately, I’m disappointed, in the O line mostly,
or lack thereof. This should have been an easy game to win, especially after
the Jags game last week. Yes, we lost our center, Jon Halapio, with a season
ending injury, but that can’t take the blame for the entire game. The O line
has got to step up or at least exist! This is not Eli’s fault as much as a lot
of people would like to place the blame on him. Dear Giants, please don’t make
this another long hard season to watch. I’ll have to start calling you B-lite
as in Buffalo lite if you continue this way. Also, the Jets have a better
record than we do. That’s terrible. Man up!!!
Seahawks
@ Bears 17-24
The
Bears won with two words, Khalil Mack. The Bears defense dominated while the
Seahawks pittered. This was a fun game to watch, and I’m sure the Giants are
kicking themselves after letting go of Prince Amukamara after he caught a pick
6 to help the Bears defense win the game.
WEEK 3
Thursday
September 20th
Jets
[1-1] @ Browns [0-1-1] (8:20pm NFL Network)
Maybe
this game will end in another tie? I don’t feel comfortable picking either team
for the win. I mean I want the Browns to win a game but at the same time I have
the Jets defense so I want the Jets to have a good game… Ahhhh. Who to pick? I’m going
to pick the Jets to win, only for selfish reasons.
Sunday
September 23rd
Saints
[1-1] @ Falcons [1-1] (1pm FOX)
I’m
picking the Falcons to win, but it’ll be a high scoring game for sure.
49ers
[1-1] @ Chiefs [2-0] (1pm FOX)
I’m
picking the Chiefs to win. This should also be a high scoring game. How many
TDs will Mahomes get this week? Hopefully at least 4 to Hill alone. Fingers
crossed.
Raiders
[0-2] @ Dolphins [2-0] (1pm CBS)
The
Raiders defense is struggling, go figure, after letting Khalil Mack go…. I’m going to pick the Dolphins
to win this game.
Bills
[0-2] @ Vikings [1-0-1] (1pm CBS)
HAH!
I’m picking the Vikings to throttle the Bills.
Colts
[1-1] @ Eagles [1-1] (1pm FOX)
I’d
love to see the Colts win, but Wentz is back so I am going to have to pick the
Eagles for the win.
Packers
[1-0-1] @ Redskins [1-1] (1pm FOX)
Aaron
is still not 100% but I am still going to have to pick Green Bay to win this
game.
Bengals
[2-0] @ Panthers [1-1] (1pm CBS)
I think
the Bengals get their first loss of the season. At least the weather should be
nice with Carolina Blue Skies.
Titans
[1-1] @ Jaguars [2-0] (1pm CBS)
I’m
picking the Jags to win their 3rd game.
Broncos
[2-0] @ Ravens [1-1] (1pm CBS)
I think
that the Ravens will win this game.
NY
Giants [0-2] @ Texans [0-2] (1pm FOX)
Well,
one team is probably going to be 0-3 after this game. I’m thinking it’ll
probably be the Giants. Where are my knitting needles?
Chargers
[1-1] @ Rams [2-0] (4:05pm CBS)
I’m
picking the Rams. No brainer.
Bears
[1-1] @ Cardinals [0-2] (4:25pm FOX)
I’m
picking the Bears.
Cowboys
[1-1] @ Seahawks [0-2] (4:25pm FOX)
Maybe
the Seahawks will win? I’m not sure. I think I’ll pick them just so I don’t
have to pick the Cowboys.
Patriots
[1-1] @ Lions [0-2] (8:20pm NBC)
Matt
Patricia will be reunited with the Pats… This will be an interesting game to watch. Will the Lions and
Patricia be able to beat the Pats? I think that the Pats will win. I’m not
rooting for them and I think it’ll be rather comical if they lose to the Lions.
Monday
September 24th
Steelers
[0-1-1] @ Buccaneers [2-0] (8:15pm ESPN)
I’m
picking the Bucs. Hopefully Fitzpatrick will still be plenty magical.
GO
GMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks
for the edit Eric!
No comments:
Post a Comment