The Shenoa Report Regular Season Week 13 '16 #theshenoareport

The Shenoa Report

December 1, 2016

Regular Season Week 13

I hope you had a happy Thanksgiving! I can’t believe that it’s already December. This year has flown by, as has this football season. Last week was pretty spectacular, the Giants won again, I went 13-3 on my picks, and I won in fantasy (2^nd place woot woot!!!). I have great news if you are a Browns or a Titans fan, your team can’t lose this week, they have a bye. Let’s recap week 12.

Vikings @ Lions 13-16

I love watching football with my dad and this thanksgiving Eric got to experience watching the games with my father and me for the first time. I think he sees where I get some of my football crazy from now. Used to be that you’d pick the Lions to lose on thanksgiving, not recently though. The Lions played a great game, Vikings too. The Lions just had a better defense and kicker.

Redskins @ Cowboys 26-31

I was really hoping for a tie, but no. Blah, blah, blah, Cowboys.

Steelers @ Colts 28-7

Clearly when Indy’s starting QB is out there is no Luck for the Colts. This game was painful to watch. So we turned it off and watched something else instead.

Bengals @ Ravens 14-19

Cincinnati is TERRIBLE this year.

Rams @ Saints 21-49

Holy Saints batman! Did the Rams even have a defense on the field? And, how does their head coach still have a job? (Foreshadowing?)

Cardinals @ Falcons 19-38

When Atlanta is hot they are unstoppable and they were definitely hot against the Cardinals.

49ers @ Dolphins 24-31

We watched the very end of this game and were pretty happy with the outcome.

Jaguars @ Bills 21-28

I mean, there would’ve been more to write about if the Bills hadn’t won…

Titans @ Bears 27-21

At least the Titans are doing better this season as compared to last season.  

NY Giants @ Browns 27-13

This was the first Giants game this season that I wasn’t a nervous wreck the entire game. I was able to actually enjoy it! My favorite play was when J.P.P. intercepted the ball and ran it back for a touchdown. We call those touchdowns a pick 6. Can I just say that the Giants defense is pretty amazing?! Playing the Giants defense over the Denver defense in fantasy is what got me the win this week, for sure.

Chargers @ Texans 21-13

Did you know that a Texans’ fan has started a “go fund me” page to get a new QB for Houston? Apparently, he doesn’t think Osweiler is a keeper, though he was the MVP, for the Chargers, throwing 3 interceptions right to San Diego.  

Seahawks @ Buccaneers 5-14

Seattle did NOT have a good game. I don’t think anyone got this pick right.

Patriots @ Jets 22-17

This game came on and I switched to the Panthers - Raiders game because I didn’t want to watch another Patriots win. Came to find out it was actually a good close game. We turned it back on just in time to watch Fitzpatrick fumble the ball to lose the game for the Jets. Whah whah.

Panthers @ Raiders 32-35

Derek Carr dislocated his pinky finger in two places (it was gross) and still finished the game leading his team to victory. Sorry Panthers fans.

Chiefs @ Broncos 30-27 OT

I’m still not sure if that field goal in overtime really counted to give the Chiefs the win. What a game.

Packers @ Eagles 27-13

GO PACK GO! I fell asleep in the third quarter and woke up just as the game ended and asked, “Did the Packers win?” Eric said, “yes,” so I went back to sleep, happy.

WEEK 13

Thursday, December 1^st

Cowboys (10-1) @ Vikings (6-5) [8:25pm NBC, NFLN]

I’m picking the Cowboys but hoping for an upset.

Sunday, December 4^th

Chiefs (8-3) @ Falcons (7-4) [1pm CBS]

I’m taking the Falcons at home.

Lions (7-4) @ Saints (5-6) [1pm FOX]

I’m picking the Lions.

Rams (4-7) @ Patriots (9-2) [1pm FOX]

I’m picking the Patriots.

Broncos (7-4) @ Jaguars (2-9) [1pm CBS]

I’m picking the Broncos to bounce back.

Texans (6-5) @ Packers (5-6)  [1pm CBS]

I’m picking the Packers.

Eagles (5-6) @ Bengals (3-7-1) [1pm FOX]

I’m hoping the Bengals will win but I’m picking the Eagles.

Dolphins (7-4) @ Ravens (6-5) [1pm CBS]

I’m taking the Ravens at home.

49ers (1-10) @ Bears (2-9) [1pm FOX]

I’m taking the Bears at home.

Bills (6-5) @ Raiders (9-2) [4:05pm CBS]

I’m taking the Raiders.

NY Giants (8-3) @ Steelers (6-5) [4:25pm FOX]

I’m going with the Giants.

Redskins (6-4-1) @ Cardinals (4-6-1) [4:25pm FOX]

I’m rooting for the Cardinals and picking the Redskins.

Buccaneers (6-5) @ Chargers (5-6) [4:25pm FOX]

I’m going with the Chargers at home.

Panthers (4-7) @ Seahawks (7-3-1) [8:30pm NBC]

I’m picking the Seahawks.

Monday, December 5^th   

Colts (5-6) @ Jets (3-8) [8:30pm ESPN]

 I’m picking the Colts

BYE: Browns, Titans

GO GMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for the edit Eric!