The Shenoa Report Week 11 '16 #theshenoareport

The Shenoa Report

November 17, 2016

Regular Season Week 11

I am just elated that the Giants won again Monday night! I haven’t had high expectations for them; so, each win is a pleasant surprise. It’s a good thing that they won because I lost by ONE POINT in fantasy football and I’m not gonna lie, that hurts a little bit. My picks were much better this week, 9-5 and in the Super Bowl 49 rematch the Seahawks won. Week 10 was pretty good. Let’s recap.

Browns @ Ravens 7-28

I knew that this would be a terrible game and not worth watching so I went out to a karaoke bar instead. Best. Decision. Ever.

Rams @ Jets 9-6

Well done, Rams.

Falcons  @ Eagles 15-24

Because of all the byes in fantasy, I picked up Wentz as my QB. I’m not going to say I was rooting for the Eagles but I did want Wentz to have a good game. The Eagles won, but Wentz was not good enough for me to get the fantasy win. I blame him. Thanks Wentz.

Broncos @ Saints 25-23

It’s a good thing the Broncos defense is so good because their offense stinks.

The defense definitely won this game. A blocked extra point run back for a two point conversion. Game over.  

Texans @ Jaguars 24-21

The Texans finally get their first win on the road… This really isn’t a good thing; but, congrats Houston, I guess.

Bears @ Buccaneers 10-36

The Bears are just terrible, I hope they continue this streak through week 11… (They play the Giants on Sunday)

Chiefs @ Panthers 20-17

I’m sorry Panthers fans, so sorry.  

Vikings @ Redskins 20-26

We did a lot of yard work on Sunday because the Giants weren’t playing until Monday night. Therefore, I was able to listen to the first half of this game as I was mowing over leaves on the riding lawnmower. I was super excited for the Vikings after they had 20 unanswered points in the 2^nd quarter. Only, I stopped listening when the yard work was done, and apparently, the Vikings stopped playing at the same time.

Packers @ Titans 25-47

SMH. I just don’t know. I have no answers for the Packers fans. On the other hand, Titans fans are elated to finally have 5 wins in a season.

Dolphins @ Chargers 31-24

When did the Dolphins get “good” ?

49ers @ Cardinals 20-23

That was a close one Arizona…  

Cowboys @ Steelers 35-30

You had 42 seconds left! And you BLEW IT! Thanks a lot Pittsburgh.  

Seahawks @ Patriots 31-24

This was the 49^th Super Bowl rematch. I liked this outcome much better.

Bengals @ NY Giants 20-21

GMEN!!!! Seriously, McAdoo is a gutsy mofo. Tom Coughlin would never have gone for the TD on a 4^th and change, he would’ve settled for a field goal. But, as it turns out, the field goal wouldn’t have been enough. We’re not clicking on every aspect of the game, but when we do, we’ll be dangerous. Anyway, I’m proud of the GMEN!

WEEK 11

Thursday, November 17^th

Saints (4-5) @ Panthers (3-6) [8:25pm NBC, NFLN]

I’m going to Pick the Panthers, mainly because I feel sorry for them, and it’s a must win.

Sunday, November 20^th  

Steelers (4-5) @ Browns (0-10) [1pm CBS]

I’m picking the Steelers.

Ravens (5-4) @ Cowboys (8-1) [1pm CBS]

Tony Romo pretty much cried when he realized that he wouldn’t be the face of the franchise anymore. I’m still going to pick Dallas to win this game, but I’m not happy about it and I’m hoping I’m wrong.

Jaguars (2-7) @ Lions (5-4)  [1pm CBS]

I’m picking the Lions.

Titans (5-5) @ Colts (4-5) [1pm CBS]

I’m picking the Titans.  Abby, you’re welcome.

Bills (4-5) @ Bengals (3-5-1) [1pm FOX]

I’m picking the Bills, they are coming off their bye and the Bengals have trouble with NY teams.

Buccaneers (4-5) @ Chiefs (7-2) [1pm FOX]

I’ll take the Chiefs.

Bears (2-7) @ NY Giants (6-3) [1pm FOX]

I’m taking the Giants. Go GMEN!!!!!!!!

Cardinals (4-4-1) @ Vikings (5-4) [1pm FOX]

I’m picking the Vikings. Not sure why.

Dolphins (5-4) @ Rams (4-5) [4:05pm FOX]

I’m picking the Rams.  

Patriots (7-2) @ 49ers (1-8) [4:25pm CBS]

I’m taking the Pats over the 9ers.

Eagles (5-4) @ Seahawks (6-2-1) [4:25pm CBS]

I’m picking the Seahawks.

Packers (4-5) @ Redskins (5-3-1) [8:30pm NBC]

I’m picking the Redskins but will be rooting for the Packers. Please let me be wrong about my pick.

Monday, November 21^st  

Texans (6-3) @ Raiders (7-2) [8:30pm ESPN]

This will be the first Monday Night Football game played in Mexico City! It is already sold out. I’m picking the Raiders to win. Don’t drink the water.

BYE: Jets, Broncos, Chargers, Falcons

GO GMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for the edit Mom!!