The Shenoa Report
January 9, 2016
Wild Card Weekend
Well if you’re like me, you and your favorite team have
something in common; you’ll both be watching the playoffs from the comfort of
your home. I’m not at all bitter about this. (Insert sarcasm here) To make
matters worse, our beloved coach has stepped down and has agreed to talk to the
Eagles!!!!! My head might explode. But enough about the NY Giants, it is now
the post season, and 12 out of the 32 teams remain. We’ll have four games this
weekend, two today and two tomorrow. Happy Wild Card weekend. I went 9-7 on my
picks last week, so at least I’ve been consistently bad this season… Anyway, lets
recap week seventeen.
NY Jets @ Bills 17-22
Damnit Jets, all you had to do was win and you were in the
playoffs… I can’t even be happy for the Bills because they never had any chance
in making the playoffs and they kicked the only other NY team with any hopes of
making it to the playoffs out. ANNNND on top of that they helped the Steelers
make it in! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Not happy.
Patriots @ Dolphins 10-20
The Patriots lost AND will not have home field advantage
throughout the playoffs. I call that a two-fer.
Saints @ Falcons 20-17
Just another disappointing year for the Falcons and Saints,
but more so Atlanta.
Lions @ Bears 24-20
At least the Lions finished strong… that’s more than I can
say for my team.
Eagles @ NY Giants 35-30
I’m so glad this season is now OVER, because I’m so over
it.
Redskins @ Cowboys 34-23
Shocking! The Cowboys lost?!?! Wait…
Titans @ Colts 24-30
Yeah, the Colts didn’t make it to the playoffs either, and
the Titans will get the #1 overall pick in the draft.
Ravens @ Bengals 16-24
Well, the Bengals didn’t get a first round bye, but they are
in the playoffs once again.
Steelers @ Browns 28-12
Disappointed. That is all.
Jaguars @ Texans 6-30
It’s crazy to think that the Texans won the AFC South
especially after their horrendous start.
Raiders @ Chiefs 17-23
The Chiefs have won 10 in a row! Amazing, and no one is
really talking about it. Except for me, because I just did.
Chargers @ Broncos 20-27
Best part of the game was when Peyton trotted onto the field
and brought the Broncos to VICTORY!!!! So glad to see him back!!!!
Buccaneers @ Panthers 10-38
Panthers now have home field advantage throughout the
playoffs. Charlotte must be excited.
Seahawks @ Cardinals 36-6
I had the Cardinals winning it all in my mind before this
game, and now I don’t. Even without Marshawn Lynch the Seahawks just showed how
dangerous they really are.
Rams @ 49ers 16-19 OT
Good news 49ers, Chip Kelly is interested in you.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Vikings @ Packers 20-13
This game was just about as ugly as the Giants Eagles game.
Poor Aaron Rodgers. Terrible to watch.
WILD CARD WEEKEND
Saturday January 9th
Chiefs (11-5) @ Texans (9-7) [4:35pm ESPN]
I’m going with the Chiefs, because I feel like their team
just seems to be more put together. I’m not saying the Texans aren’t good, they
just aren’t as complete.
Steelers (10-6) @ Bengals (12-4) [8:15pm CBS]
Bengals are 0-13 in the post season. Wait, let me just copy
and paste what I said in my report last season, and the season before, and the
season before…. The Bengals haven’t won a playoff game
since Boomer was their QB and Andy Dalton was 3 years old. But because the Ginger isn’t playing, and I
haven’t learned from the past, I’m picking the Bengals to win… I’m picking them
mainly because I refuse to pick the Steelers.
Sunday January 10th
Seahawks (10-6) @ Vikings (11-5) [1:05pm NBC]
I’m picking the Seahawks for the win. I don’t think Teddy is
really ready for the playoffs. Weather will definitely be a factor in this
game, being that it’s 7 degrees right now in Minnesota and it’s supposed to be
even colder for tomorrow’s game. Burrrrrrrrrrr and no thank you.
Packers (10-6) @ Redskins (9-7) [4:40pm FOX]
I’m really hoping the Packers can miraculously get healthy
and beat the Redskins, and then I can say to Washington, “YOU LIKE THAT?!!!!”
TEAMS WITH BYES:
Patriots, Broncos, Cardinals, Panthers
Thanks for the edit Mom!!!!!
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