The Shenoa Report
January 11, 2014
Divisional Weekend
Wild Card weekend definitely lived up to its name! Wild, yes
it was! The majority of people who picked winners for this passed weekend went
1-3 and I wasn't any different. I’m not gonna lie, the post season isn’t even
over yet and I’m starting to slip into that football depression… only a few
more weeks of football until august. Tear.
I’m so sorry for all those Eagles’ fans out there… well not
really. But I am truly sorry for the Chiefs and Packers fans, oh yes and even
though I don’t know any, I’m sorry for those Bengals fans. In other news, please tell me when you saw Shannon Sharpe last weekend in that purple suit you also thought he should have been surrounded by oompa-loompas, singing about chocolate...
So, before we move into Divisional Weekend Let’s recap Wild
Card Weekend. I went 1-3 this past week on picks.
Chiefs @ Colts 44-45
This was a heartbreaking loss if you are a Chiefs fan but,
an amazing comeback if you were pulling for the Colts. Andrew Luck is a beast,
there I said it... This game had the 2nd biggest comeback in playoff history,
down by 28 points. The Bills still hold the record for most epic comeback by
being down by 32.
Saints @ Eagles 26-24
They said it couldn't be done. They said the Saints have
NEVER won a playoff game on the road in the history of their franchise. They
said that the Saints couldn't play in the cold. What have we learned? Talk is
cheap. Way to go New Orleans .
I really didn't think it should have come down to a field goal. I thought they
were going to blow it too. Wow. Well the Eagles are now where the rest of the
NFC East is, on their couches, watching the playoffs from home.
Chargers @ Bengals 27-10
I’m shocked. But then again, not really. I mean the last
time the Bengals won a playoff game Boomer Esiason was their quarterback. This
time, once again, the Ginger couldn't get it done. Rather, he helped boost the
Chargers to victory. Poor guy, he looked like Eli Manning out there with all
those picks. I dub this game most boring game of the weekend.
49ers @ Packers 23-20
At least this was a good, close game. I think that the
Packers may have actually won if Clay was in the game and not bundled up on the
sidelines. At least he was sporting a super cute hat. This game was, by far,
the coldest game of the weekend, and if I was a fan at this game, I think I’d
still be trying to thaw out.
DIVISIONAL WEEKEND
Saturday January 11th
Saints (11-5) @ Seahawks (13-3) [4:35pm FOX]
Now that the Saints have had their first playoff win I’m
expecting the Seahawks to take this. I’ll be rooting for and picking Seattle to win this game.
Side note, my brother (who isn't a football fan at all but lives right outside
of Seattle ) has
bet his colleague that he’ll shave his head if the Saints win. I really like my
brother’s hair so, LETS GO SEAHAWKS!!!!!
Colts (11-5) @ Patriots (12-4) [8:15pm CBS]
Oh man, this game. Well if you've ever read this report you
know that I’ll be rooting for the Colts…. As for picking the game, what the
hell, it’s the playoffs… I’m picking the Colts for the win… even though I’m
pretty sure I’ll be wrong.
Sunday January 12th
49ers (12-4) @ Panthers (12-4) [1:05pm FOX]
I wore my panther’s shirt to school yesterday to support
Panther pride. Yes, I own a Panther’s t-shirt and yes, I can count the number
of times I've worn it on one hand…. But, at this point, I’d like to see anyone
other than the 49ers win this game. Go Carolina .
Yes, I’m picking the Panthers to win this game.
Chargers (9-7) @ Broncos (13-3) [4:40pm CBS]
I’m picking the Broncos to win this game, the Chargers have
had their fun and now it’s time for the big boys to play ball. Go Peyton! No
pressure. John Fox, if this game comes down to 37 seconds left with tied with 2
timeouts you had better put the ball in Peyton’s hands and NOT let the game go
into over time. We don’t need a repeat from last year. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BRONCOS!!!!!!
Thanks for the edit Mom!!!!!!!
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