Saturday, January 4, 2014

The Shenoa Report Wild Card Weekend '14


The Shenoa Report
January 4, 2014
Wild Card Weekend

Happy New Year my football friends! The regular season is now over and I am back home in the NC.
The playoffs are upon us, and there are a lot of teams that didn’t make it to the post season. Some may shock you and some you may wonder if they were really even a pro team this year: the Jets, Dolphins, Bills, Steelers, Ravens, Browns, Titans, Texans, Raiders, Cowboys, Jaguars, Giants, Redskins, Bears, Lions, Vikings, Falcons, Buccaneers, Cardinals, and Rams are done. Three teams from the AFC West made it to the postseason, while teams like the 10-6 Cardinals failed to squeeze in. The Green Bay Packers made it with a record of 8-7-1 (the worst record to make the playoffs) I mean, they only had one more win than the Giants…
6 head coaches lost their jobs this past week; Cleveland Browns, Minnesota Vikings, Washington Redskins, Detroit Lions, Tampa Bay Bucs, and Houston Texans.
Did you know that if your team makes the playoffs and they are home they have to sell out their stadium or else the local tv stations will black out their game? The Panthers made the playoffs for the first time in a looooong time and tickets were sold out in 3 minutes.  The Packers who have made the playoffs quite frequently were facing a blackout until Associated Bank in Green Bay stepped in and bought out the rest of the tickets. Some people blamed finances and weather for this and I can relate. As much as I love football sitting outside at a game with subzero temps does not thrill me…. Unless it’s the Giants and it’s the Super Bowl you won’t see me at such a game.
Week 17 was pretty epic and after I got home from calling hours on Sunday I watched football until the last game was over. I even made my dad re-watch the Giants game in between the 4:30 game and 8:30 game (Thank God for DVR and the fast forward button).  So, before we move into Wild Card Weekend Let’s recap week 17. I went 14-2 this past week on picks.



Week 1
2012 Season

9-7
2013 Season

10-6
Week 2
7-9
13-3
Week 3
6-10
8-8
Week 4
12-3
10-5
Week 5
9-5
7-8
Week 6
8-6
10-5
Week 7
11-2
9-6
Week 8
10-4
11-2
Week 9
11-3
8-5
Week 10
6-8
8-6
Week 11
13-1
10-5
Week 12
12-4
6-8
Week 13
10-6
10-6
Week 14
8-8
10-6
Week 15
7-9
9-7
Week 16
12-4
11-5
Week 17
12-4
14-2


Browns @ Steelers 7-20
Steelers win the game but don’t make the playoffs… there’s a joke in there somewhere.

Redskins @ Giants 6-20
So, so, so, so, so, so glad this season is over. I mean I love the Giants but it was a tough year to watch. It was also tough to watch this game, knowing the outcome, and being able to fast-forward through the really bad replays. Poor Eli got hurt and it may be the last game for a few of my favorite players as Gmen. I hope not. Please come back next year Diehl, Nicks, and Tuck!

Ravens @ Bengals 17-34
All right Bengals! Way to knock the Super Bowl champs out of the playoffs!

Texans @ Titans 10-16
Hey Titans, at least you’re not last in your division! The Texans only won 2 games this season!

Jaguars @ Colts 10-30
I really don’t have anything to say about this game…

Jets @ Dolphins 20-7
Seriously Jets!?!?! I just don’t understand.

Lions @ Vikings 13-14
First of all, I can’t believe that I picked the Vikings to win this game. Second of all, I can’t believe that I was right.

Panthers @ Falcons 21-20
Holy nail biter. Glad the Panthers came out on top.

Buccaneers @ Saints 17-42
No brainer.

Bills @ Patriots 20-34
This game ended exactly the way I thought it would. Sorry, Bills fans everywhere.

Rams @ Seahawks 9-27
In the words of my father… Yup.

Packers @ Bears 33-28
This game was epic to watch! Crazy to think that the Packers made it to the playoffs…

49ers @ Cardinals 23-20
So close Cards… so close.

Broncos @ Raiders 34-14
With this game Peyton Manning now has the league record of most touchdowns in a season (55), most passing yards in a season (5,477), and in my opinion has squared away the MVP of the season! So glad I can still sport a Manning jersey in the playoffs!

Chiefs @ Chargers 24-27 OT
Chargers were so excited to make it into the playoffs by beating the Chiefs… second string… they beat the Chiefs second string players. Whoopty- freakin-do


Eagles @ Cowboys 24-22
Orton, in Romo fashion, ended the game in, what could have been an epic comeback, an interception.
This was a heartbreaking game to watch. I’m not gonna lie, I was rooting for the Cowboys (mainly because it was my uncle’s favorite team). The ending of this game didn’t surprise me but I was a little shocked that it looked like Kyle Orton straightened his hair at half time… I mean it looked nicer than mine, complete with highlights.  As for the Eagles… I read that the Eagles were boasting that their wins this season were equal to the Giants and Redskins wins combined. To that I say, really?! Not something to brag about.


WILD CARD WEEKEND


Saturday January 4th     

Chiefs (11-5) @ Colts (11-5) [4:35pm NBC]
I’d like to see the Chiefs win but I’m going to have to pick the Colts. Do you think if I wear my Colts hoodie today it’ll help the Chiefs?

Saints (11-5) @ Eagles (10-6) [8:10pm NBC]
As much as I would like to see the Saints beat up on the Eagles I’m picking Philly to win.



Sunday January 5th     

Chargers (9-7) @ Bengals (11-5) [1:05pm CBS]
I’m picking the Bengals and rooting for them.

49ers (12-4) @ Packers (8-7-1) [4:40pm FOX]
Man, this is a tough one for me. Leaving my heart out of it, logically, I think the Packers can win this. Rodgers is back, they’re playing at home, but the only thing that worries me is their defense. With Clay Matthews out their defense is weak. Now the 49ers have really turned their season around winning 6 in a row. This is a tough, tough pick. I guess I’ll go with my heart in the end, and my heart says Packers win. And for selfish reasons I am also rooting for and hoping Green Bay wins because my roomie will be much happier with this outcome.



Thanks for the edit Mom!!!!!!!



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