The Shenoa Report Regular Season Week 7 '13

The Shenoa Report

October 17, 2013

Regular Season Week 7

You know you’re a die-hard football fan if your team is 0-6 and you still LOVE football… Either that or you are just plain delusional.

I didn’t think I would be watching a lot of football this past weekend but my best friend left early Sunday morning so my roommate rescued me from the couch and the box of tissues and took me to Taco Mac where there are 87 flat screen tvs with football on every one (and over 200 beers to choose from). So I picked myself up off the couch, put on my Peyton Manning jersey, and walked out the door for a wonderful journey to watch football. Thanks Michelle.

I did a little bit better on my picks this week but I’m still not up to par in my opinion.

There are some pretty big exciting things coming up this weekend, Peyton is going back to Indi, the Giants might actually get a win, and Brett Favre got a bell on his walker so you’ll know if he’s coming back to the NFL. 

Let’s recap week 6 first. I went 10-5.

Week 1	2012 Season 9-7	2013 Season 10-6
Week 2	7-9	13-3
Week 3	6-10	8-8
Week 4	12-3	10-5
Week 5	9-5	7-8
Week 6	8-6	10-5

NY Giants (0-6) @ Bears (4-2) 21-27

I totally wasn’t going to watch this game but I did end up watching the last quarter and I was pretty excited because I actually thought they were going to pull off a win…

Hey, at least when you lose this much you’re kinda numb to the pain… I’m numb.

Packers (3-2) @ Ravens (2-3) 19-17

Watched the end of this game at Taco Mac and was glad to see the Pack pull off the win, mostly because it made the rest of the night more enjoyable with a happy roommate.

Lions (4-2) @ Browns (3-3) 31-17

This didn’t really surprise me.

Rams (3-3) @ Texans (2-4) 38-13

This score shocked the hell out of me. Holy moly bumble bees

Panthers (2-3) @ Vikings (1-4) 35-10

I really did not see that coming. Happy for Panthers fans everywhere.

Eagles (3-3) @ Buccaneers (0-5) 31-20

Bucs you disappoint me. I can’t believe my team has the same record as yours.

Bengals (4-2) @ Bills (2-4) 27-24 OT

I was rooting for you Bills. Sorry for your loss… at least you made it to overtime.

Raiders (2-4) @ Chiefs (6-0) 7-24

Shocking!?! … No, not really.

Steelers (1-4) @ Jets (3-3) 19-6

This surprised me, with all the Jets hype and the Steelers horribleness, I thought this would be a relatively easy win for the Jets…

Jaguars (0-6) @ Broncos (6-0) 19-35

It’s always fun watching Peyton Manning.

Titans (3-3) @ Seahawks (5-1) 13-20

Good game.

Saints (5-1) @ Patriots (5-1) 27-30

I watched this game and I don’t want to talk about it. BAH!

Cardinals (3-3) @ 49ers (4-2) 20-32

This didn’t surprise me.

Redskins (1-4) @ Cowboys (3-3) 16-31

I flippin hate the Cowboys.

Colts (4-2) @ Chargers (3-3) 9-19

I did NOT see that coming.

WEEK 7

Thursday October 17^th

Seahawks (5-1) @ Cardinals (3-3) [8:25pm NFLN]

I’m taking the Seahawks.

Sunday October 20^th  

Buccaneers (0-5) @ Falcons (1-4) [1pm FOX]

 Taking the Falcons.

Bears (4-2) @ Redskins (1-4) [1pm FOX]

Picking the Bears.

Cowboys (3-3) @ Eagles (3-3) [1pm FOX]

How the hell are both teams 3-3?!?! I hope this game ends in a tie, really I do. I’ll have to pick the Cowboys but I’m not happy about it.

Rams (3-3) @ Panthers (2-3) [1pm FOX]

Tough pick… picking the Panthers but I’m prepared to be disappointed.

Patriots (5-1) @ Jets (3-3) [1pm CBS]

Picking the Pats.

Bills (2-4) @ Dolphins (3-2) [1pm CBS]

 Picking the Dolphins.

Chargers (2-3) @ Jaguars (0-6) [1pm CBS]

Taking the Chargers

Bengals (4-2) @ Lions (4-2) [1pm CBS]

Picking the Lions.

49ers (4-2) @ Titans (3-3) [4:05pm FOX]

Picking the 49ers, sorry Abby

Texans (2-4) @ Chiefs (6-0) [4:25pm CBS]

Taking the Chiefs.

Ravens (3-3) @ Steelers (1-4) [4:25pm CBS]

Picking the Ravens

Browns (3-3) @ Packers (3-2) [4:25pm CBS]

 Taking the Packers.

Broncos (6-0) @ Colts (4-1) [8:30pm NBC]

Jim Irsay(Colts owner) is a buffoon.  The comments directed toward Peyton Manning were very unnecessary.  Peyton will be honored when he returns to Indi and then I hope he stomps the Colts. I’m picking the Broncos for the win.

"I've learned that in life you have to be at peace with other people's decisions that affect you that you have no control over," - Peyton Manning

He’ so profound.

Monday October 21^st  

Vikings (1-4) @ NY Giants (0-6) [8:40pm ESPN]

Because I’m crazy, I’m picking the Giants to win their fist game of the season.

If you are a Raiders or Saints fan you’re in luck…. Your team won’t lose this week!

BYE: Raiders, Saints

GO GMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for the edit Mom!!!!!!!