The Shenoa Report
October 3, 2013
Regular Season Week 5
My roommate came out of her room Sunday afternoon, looked at
me, and said, “Shenoa I think you need an intervention.” I had 2 games on the TV
that I was switching back and forth on, one game on one laptop, and another
game on the other laptop. I simply replied, “I didn’t want to go out so I
brought Taco Mac to me. (Our Taco Mac has 87 flat screen TVs and the Sunday
ticket.) I love football.
Even though my team SUCKS I will still sit there all Sunday
afternoon, evening, night, Monday night, and Thursday night and watch football.
I have a problem.
October is here so if you tune into a game this month and
the players are wearing pink don’t adjust the color on your screen. This is the
month the NFL pays tribute to Breast Cancer Awareness by incorporating pink in
their uniforms. I am sporting some pink hair as well in honor of my Gramma... I’m
pretty sure she would’ve been proud.
I still haven’t finished “The Book of Manning”, I was going
to watch it this past weekend but I had a Patriots fan staying with me, and for
some reason he was against it.
I didn’t do as well as I had hoped with picks this past weekend
at 10-5 but hey, there is always next week.
There were some pretty shocking outcomes this past weekend,
lets recap!
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Week 1
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2012 Season
9-7
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2013 Season
10-6
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Week 2
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7-9
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13-3
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Week 3
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6-10
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8-8
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Week 4
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12-3
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10-5
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49ers @ Rams 35-11
Well the Rams held it together for one quarter and then it
all fell to pieces. The 49ers seem to be back… for now.
Cardinals @ Buccaneers 13-10
Arizona didn’t really show up until the 4th
quarter but then they outplayed the Bucs and took the win.
NY Giants @ Chiefs 7-31
Dear Giants, there are 4, four, FOUR quarters to a football
game! You must have forgotten because you actually looked ok until the fourth…
disappointed.
Seahawks @ Texans 23-20 OT
Watching this game at home I thought to myself, oh my, the
Seahawks aren’t going to win today. But then, the comeback kids showed up. Wow,
what a game. My favorite part, JJ Watt’s bloody face, that man is a beast.
Bears @ Lions 32-40
Even as I watch the recap of the game I still can’t believe
that the Lions won. Good for them.
Ravens @ Bills 20-23
HOLY BUFFALO BATMAN! I did NOT see that coming. Growing up
in NY I could have been a Bills fan but my dad was, and is, a Giants fan so
that’s the route I went. I’m glad to see the Bills having a good season so far…
they’re due.
Steelers @ Vikings 27-34
This. Game. Was. Awesome. Awesome in that the Steelers are
now 0-4 and Big Ben saying they are the worst team in the NFL… that’s good news
for the Giants, right?
Colts @ Jaguars 37-3
Why can’t the Giants play the Jaguars… we’d actually have a
winning chance.
Bengals @ Browns 6-17
I think this was the most shocking win of the weekend. I
think the Browns are going to be ok without what’s his name…
Jets @ Titans 13-38
Sanchez is out for the season but the “butt fumble” lives
on, only now it’s the around the back fumble thanks to their current QB Geno
Smith. Anyway, way-to-go Titans.
Redskins @ Raiders 24-14
Dear Raiders, you SUCK! I was counting on you to win this
game. BAHHHH!!!!!!!
Eagles @ Broncos 20-52
Peyton is so awesome, he only had to play 3 quarters. He had
4 touchdown passes and is completely brilliant. I’m about to switch Manning’s
this season. Love me some Peyton. Hey Peyton, will you call your brother and
give him a pep talk? Tell him to “rub some dirt in it” or something… Dear Broncos, thanks for beating your
opponent soundly.
Cowboys @ Chargers 21-30
That’s what I’m talking about!!!!! Thanks Chargers for
helping make the NFC East the laughing stock of the NFL.
Patriots @ Falcons 30-23
This game really doesn’t shock me. I tried to watch some of
it for a friend but Tom Brady’s face made me nauseous so I went to bed.
Dolphins @ Saints 17-38
Drew Brees may look old but he’s not showing it on the
field. The Saints beat the Dolphins soundly.
WEEK 5
Thursday October 3rd
Bills (2-2) @ Browns (2-2) [8:25pm NFLN]
I think that this is going to be a good, close game. I’m
actually having trouble picking a winner. Hmmmmm maybe it’ll end in a tie. I
guess I’ll go with the Browns for the win.
Sunday October 6th
Lions (3-1) @ Packers (1-2) [1pm FOX]
The Packers have got to get back into it. I’m picking them
for the win even though the Lions looked really good last week.
Seahawks (4-0) @ Colts (3-1) [1pm FOX]
Although I’d like to see the Seahawks win I’m going to have
to pick the Colts at home.
Saints (4-0) @ Bears (3-1) [1pm FOX]
The Bears were embarrassed last week and the Saints are coming
off a short week. But I am still going
to pick the Saints for the win.
Eagles (1-3) @ NY Giants (0-4) [1pm FOX]
If the Giants beat the Eagles and the Broncos beat the
Cowboys the Giants jump from last to second place in the division…. It’s been a
couple of weeks Gmen, but I’m ready to pick you for the win! GO GMEN!!!!!!
Patriots (4-0) @ Bengals (2-2) [1pm CBS]
Obviously I’d love to see the Bengals win this game but I’m
going to have to pick the Pats.
Ravens (2-2) @ Dolphins (3-1) [1pm CBS]
I’m going with the Dolphins for the win.
Chiefs (4-0) @ Titans (3-1) [1pm CBS]
This should be a good
game. I’m going to have to pick the Chiefs for the win.
Jaguars (0-4) @ Rams (1-3) [1pm CBS]
I’m pretty sure the Bumblebees will win this game.
Panthers (1-2) @ Cardinals (2-2) [4:05pm FOX]
I’m going to pick the Panthers for the win.
Broncos (4-0) @ Cowboys (2-2) [4:25pm CBS]
I’m picking the Broncos for the win. I hope they embarrass
the Cowboys.
Texans (2-2) @ 49ers (2-2) [8:30pm NBC]
I’m picking the Texans for the win… becoming a fan of JJ
Watt.
Chargers (2-2) @ Raiders (1-3) [11:35pm NFLN]
Note the time. I don’t think anyone on the East Coast will
be staying up to watch this game. I’m picking the Chargers for the win.
Monday October 7th
Jets (2-2) @ Falcons (1-3) [8:30pm ESPN]
I’m picking the Falcons for the win.
If you are a Steelers, Redskins, Vikings, or Buccaneers fan
you’re in luck…. Your team won’t lose this week!
BYE: Steelers, Redskins, Vikings, Buccaneers
GO GMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks for the edit Mom!!!!!!!
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