The Shenoa Report Week 11

The Shenoa Report

November 17, 2010

Regular Season Week 11

HAHA I did it! I have the Shenoa Report done before Thursday night football. Go ME! Anyway. Enough about me, Week 10 had only a few surprises. I’m pretty torn up over the Giants game but I suppose if you aren’t a Giants fan no one would really care. It was pretty bad, I mean the joke of the NFL, aka the Dallas Cowboys, walked all over the Giants. It was a humbling experience for me.  Oh well here are the recaps of week 10.

Baltimore @ Atlanta 21-26

This was Thursday night’s game and I would have picked the Ravens and I would have been wrong…

Detroit @ Buffalo 12-14

Buffalo FINALLY wins one! Way-to-go boys! First win of the 2010 season…

Minnesota @ Chicago 17-23

DA BEARS! This far into the season you all know how I feel about Favre and the whole Minnesota debauchery.  All I have to say is Favre has 10 TDs and 16 INTs. FAIL

New York Jets @ Cleveland 26-20 OT

Jets pull off the win in OT.  Sorry Cleveland. PS keep your fans in check. Seriously, you get a bad reputation real fast when a drunken Cleveland fan tackles an 8 year old boy in the parking lot wearing a Jets jersey after the loss…

Cincinnati @ Indianapolis 17-23

Peyton didn’t even have a TD and the Colts still won this game. Thank you Colts.

Houston @ Jacksonville 24-31

Did you see that last play?! If not look it up, it brought Jacksonville to victory.

Tennessee @ Miami 17-29

Randy Moss only had one catch and Miami put the game away with their third string QB Tyler Thigpen. Way to go Miami

Carolina @ Tampa Bay 16-31

Carolina is just awful. The End.

Kansas City @ Denver 29-49

I called this! KC is not the powerhouse their stats show. Way to go Denver! Very excited for Tim Tebow getting his first throwing TD of his NFL career!

Seattle @ Arizona 36-18

Arizona just couldn’t pull off the win. Not even close.

Dallas @ New York Giants 33-20

Just swallowed a big piece of humble pie. The lights are on. The lights are off. They’re playing in the dark, they’re playing in the light. It was horrible. There aren’t words to describe the awfulness of this game. There were many expletives thrown around in my living room during this game and if I had had a dinner roll it would have been thrown too. (Granddad would be proud of me. Not of this game.) And that’s all I have to say about that.

Saint Louis @ San Francisco 20-23 OT

Well I didn’t see that coming. Congrats on the hard earned win SF.  

New England @ Pittsburgh 39-26

I would much rather have seen this game end in a tie but it’s really no surprise who won this.

Philadelphia @ Washington 59-28

Remember that commercial “The Michael Vick Experience”. … they redid it… and it was super long this time.  Vick had 6 TDs… ridiculous.

WEEK 11

Chicago @ Miami

This is a Thursday night game and both teams are coming off wins. I’m going to take Miami at home. Miami is 5-4 and Chicago 6-3

Baltimore @ Carolina

As Brian Regan would say “Easy out, Easy out” which translates to “Easy win, easy win Ravens. “ Baltimore is 6-3 and Carolina is 1-8

Buffalo @ Cincinnati

Cincinnati is hurting… and I know that Buffalo only has one win but I have to take them again. Buffalo is 1-8 and Cincinnati is 2-7

Detroit @ Dallas

I really believe that last week’s win was a fluke. I may be very bitter but I’m going with Detroit. Both teams are 2-7

Cleveland @ Jacksonville

I love you Cleveland but I’m taking Jacksonville. I hope I’m wrong. Cleveland is 3-6 and Jacksonville is 5-4

Arizona @ Kansas City

I’m tired of backing up Arizona. I’m still not on the KC bandwagon I’m just picking them for the win this Sunday. Arizona is 3-6 KC is 5-4

Green Bay @ Minnesota

I just don’t see the Viking winning this. Well, I mean, they could win this if they benched Favre but that’ll never happen so the win goes to Green Bay. GB is 6-3 and Minnesota is 3-6

Houston @ New York Jets

I’m going with the Jets. Done and done.  Jets are 7-2 and the Texans are 4-5

Oakland @ Pittsburgh

Oh man I would love for Oakland to beat up on Pittsburgh.  I’m taking Oakland in the upset. Oakland is 5-4 and Pittsburgh is 6-3

Washington @ Tennessee

I think Tennessee will win this one but I would like to see McNabb and the Redskins get a win. Washington is 4-5 and Tennessee is 5-4

Seattle @ New Orleans

I’m taking the Saints in this game. New Orleans is 6-3 and Seattle is 5-4

Tampa Bay @ San Francisco

I just don’t think the 49ers are going to win at home this week. I’m going with the Bucs.  The 49ers are 3-6 and the Bucs are 6-3

Atlanta @ Saint Louis

I would really like to see the Rams pull off an upset. I’m going with the Rams this week. Atlanta is 7-2 Saint Louis is 4-5

Indianapolis @ New England

I am bias and I am taking the Colts. (I hate the Patriots and I will never pick against the Colts) The Pats are 7-2 and the Colts are 6-3 This is one of the games I get to see from the comfort of my home… if it doesn’t go well you will not be able to reach me on my phone… it will be off.

New York Giants @ Philadelphia

Dear God please let the Giants win this game.  Shut down Vick and Jackson. Thanks. Love, Shenoa. But seriously GMEN we need this win. You need this win. I need this win! Sooooo WIN GIANTS WIN.  PS both teams are 6-3 on the season and at the Top of the NFC East.

Denver @ San Diego

I’m going with the Chargers on Monday Night Football. The Chargers are 4-5 and the Broncos are 3-6.

There are no byes this week.

GO COLTS AND GO GIANTS.

Thanks Mom