The Shenoa Report
January 8, 2022
Regular Season Week 18
This is the first NFL season in which there are 18 weeks of regular season. So, here we are, in week 18. Week 18 matchups are divisional matchups, so every game should be fun to watch. But before I get into it let’s recap week 17.
My fantasy team did way better this past week and I ended up winning and placing 3rd in our playoffs. I also did better on my picks last week going 12-4. The Giants still suck and it continues to frustrate me.
Falcons @ Bills 15-29
With this win the Bills clinched a playoff spot and eliminated the Falcons at the same time. No surprises there.
NY Giants @ Bears 3-29
Congratulations to you, yes you! You had more passing yards than Mike Glennon, who finished the day with -10 passing yards. SMH. I’m so over this team, the coaching staff, and the people making all of the decisions. Bears fans, you're welcome for making your team look like Super Bowl contenders… I’m done.
Chiefs @ Bengals 31-34
This was a tough loss for Chiefs fans and an even more unlikely win for Bengals fans. The Chiefs snapped an eight game winning streak and lost the top seed in the AFC after losing this game. The Bengals are back in the playoffs for the first time since 2015. Joe Burrow and Ja’Marr Chase had another amazing day as Burrow connected with Chase for 3 passing touchdowns on the day.
Raiders @ Colts 23-20
I really can’t believe that the Raiders, A.) won this game, B.) still haven’t been eliminated from the playoffs, and C.) had another player arrested for driving while under the influence of alcohol. That’s a whole other rant that I’m not going to get into right now. The Raiders really got lucky with a last second field goal to win the game. Lame.
Jaguars @ Patriots 10-50
I say a lot of mean things about the Giants, but I’m thankful I’m not a Jags fan. Man, to lose by 40 points. Ouch. Now, that’s embarrassing.
Buccaneers @ Jets 28-24
Speaking of embarrassing, the Bucs almost lost to the Jets. Now that would’ve been embarrassing. But the Bucs have Tom Brady and the Jets gave the Bucs just enough time for Tom to march down the field and end the game, completing a passing touchdown to Cyril Grayson. Grayson? Who is that? Well just before that final winning touchdown drive Antonio Brown allegedly refused to go into the game so he and Bruce Arians exchanged some words. In return, AB took off his gloves, jersey, pads, and t-shirt and walked off the field into the locker room. It was so bizarre to watch and a little awkward. And that’s why Tom Brady threw the game winning touchdown to Grayson and not AB.
Dolphins @ Titans 3-34
The Titans clinch their second straight AFC South title by embarrassing the Dolphins. The Tennessee defense didn’t allow any touchdowns from the Dolphins and created a hellish day for Tua. It was fun to watch.
Eagles @ Washington 20-16
The Eagles are still alive in the playoffs with this win over the Football Team. But Washington has bigger problems than just a loss. After the game was over some fans fell from the stands when a railing in the corner of FedEx Field gave way. Jalen Hurts was there to help those fans up to their feet after the incident. It was a scary situation and I hope everyone is ok, even though they were Eagles fans.
Rams @ Ravens 20-19
It wasn’t pretty but the Rams got the win over the Ravens and that’s all that matters to me. Matt Stafford was playing like he was a Lion again. He had a number of turnovers but the players around him stepped up to help win the game.
Broncos @ Chargers 13-34
The Chargers are back in the playoffs because they got the win and both Miami and Baltimore lost.
Texans @ 49ers 7-23
Trey Lance got the start because Jimmy G is out for the 49ers. He did well and took the team to victory. The 49ers are technically still alive but will have to wait till next week so see if they clinched a spot. The Texans never even had a chance of making the playoffs.
Cardinals @ Cowboys 25-22
I was wrong! The Cardinals won! Even better, they beat the Cowboys! It was a great game to watch. Especially if you don’t like the Cowboys. The Cowboys scored 15 points in the 4th quarter but it just wasn’t enough to win at home. #sorrynotsorry
Panthers @ Saints 10-18
The Saints started Taysom Hill and the Panthers went with Sam Darnold at QB. I got this pick correct, going with the Saints. The Panthers are just about as embarrassing as the Giants. I said what I said.
Lions @ Seahawks 29-51
This might have been Pete Carol and Russel Wilson’s last game together in Seattle and if it was, it was a hell of a game to have, with a monstrous win. Wilson finished the day with 4 passing touchdowns and zero interceptions. Even with that output, it’s the first time in a long time the Seahawks won’t be in the postseason.
Vikings @ Packers 10-37
Not surprisingly the Packers won another game at home. I would’ve been more shocked if the Vikings had won.
Browns @ Steelers 14-26
This Manning Cast had Bill Cowher, NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell, Snoop Dogg, and Aaron Rodgers. My favorite part of the “cast” was when Snoop Dogg gifted Eli a huge gold chain for his birthday. Google to see Eli’s reaction, you won’t be sorry.
This was likely Ben Roethlisberger’s last home game as a Steeler. I guess it was nice that they got the win so that the fans could have a moment to celebrate their quarterback. I still wanted the Browns to win. Oh well.
WEEK 18
Saturday, January 8th
Chiefs (11-5) @ Broncos (7-9) (4:30pm ABC/ESPN/ESPN+)
I’m picking the Chiefs to win this game even though they’ve already clinched the playoffs and won the AFC West division title. The Chiefs could get the number 1 seed, the only first round bye, and home field advantage with a win + a Titans loss or tie OR a KC tie + Titans loss.
Cowboys (11-5) @ Eagles (9-7) (8:15pm ABC/ESPN/ESPN+)
The Cowboys have the NFC East division title and both teams are heading to the playoffs. I’m picking the Cowboys to win this game.
Sunday, January 9nd
Steelers (8-7-1) @ Ravens (8-8) (1pm CBS)
I’m picking the Ravens to win this game. The Ravens can clinch a playoff berth with a win + a Chargers loss + a Colts loss + a Dolphins loss or tie. I don’t think all that will happen to help the Ravens, but I do think they’ll win this game. The Steelers could get into the playoffs but it would take winning this game + a Colts loss + the Raiders/Chargers game not ending in a tie.
Bengals (10-6) @ Browns (7-9) (1pm FOX)
Neither Joe Burrow nor Joe Mixon will play in this game but that won’t matter because the Bengals have already clinched the AFC North division title. It’s a long shot but the Bengals could get the number 1 seed, first round bye, and home field advantage if they win + a Titans loss + a Chiefs loss + a Patriots loss OR a win + Titans loss + Chiefs loss + a Bills win. Neither of these scenarios are likely in my opinion. The Browns are just playing for pride, but will be without quarterback Baker Mayfield. I’m picking the Browns to win this game.
Packers (13-3) @ Lions (2-13-1) (1pm FOX)
I’m picking the Packers to win this game. The Packers have already won the NFC North, clinched the number 1 seed, have the only first round bye, and home field advantage throughout the playoffs.
Titans (11-5) @ Texans (4-12) (1pm CBS)
Derrick Henry has been designated to come off IR!!!!!! He won’t be in this game, but I’m still picking the Titans to win. The Titans already have the AFC South division title, but could clinch the number 1 seed, first round bye, and home field advantage with a win OR a tie + Chiefs loss or tie OR a Chiefs loss + a Bengals loss or tie + a Patriots loss or tie OR a Chiefs loss + a Bengals loss or tie + a Bills win. The Texans never had a chance to make the playoffs in the first place.
Colts (9-7) @ Jaguars (2-14) (1pm CBS)
The Colts can clinch a playoff berth win a win or tie OR a Chargers loss + Ravens/Steelers tie OR a Chargers loss + a Steelers loss + a Dolphins win. I’m picking the Colts to win this game.
Bears (6-10) @ Vikings (7-9) (1pm FOX)
I’m picking the Vikings to win this game but wouldn’t be upset or shocked if the Bears actually win.
Washington (6-10) @ NY Giants (4-12) (1pm FOX)
Jake Fromm will get the start, but only because glorious Glennon broke his wrist and can’t play. Darn (there is a hint of sarcasm here). I’m still picking the Football Team to win because the stupid NY Giants are an absolute joke of a team. GO GMEN!
Saints (8-8) @ Falcons (7-9) (4:25pm FOX)
The Saints could clinch a playoff berth with a win + a 49ers loss. I’m picking the Saints for the win.
Jets (4-12) @ Bills (10-6) (4:25pm CBS)
The Bills are already going to the playoffs but they can clinch the AFC East division title with a win or a Patriots loss OR a tie and a Patriots tie. I’m picking the Bills to win this game.
Patriots (10-6) @ Dolphins (8-8) (4:25pm CBS)
The Patriots technically could get the number 1 seed that comes with a first round bye and home field throughout the playoffs but they would need to win this game and need the Chiefs, Titans, and Bills to lose. I’m pretty sure it's not going to pan out like that. The Pats can clinch the AFC East division title with a win + a Bills loss or tie OR a Patriots tie + Bills loss. I’m picking the Patriots to win this game.
Panthers (5-11) @ Buccaneers (12-4) (4:25pm CBS)
I’m picking the Bucs for the win. Tampa already has the NFC South division title.
Seahawks (5-10) @ Cardinals (11-5) (4:25pm FOX)
The Cardinals are already in the playoffs but can clinch the NFC West division title with a win and a Rams loss. I’m picking the Cardinals to win this game. J.J. Watt has been designated to come off IR and should be with the team for the playoffs. The Cardinals are undefeated when Watt is in the starting lineup.
49ers (9-7) @ Rams (12-4) (4:25pm FOX)
The Rams are also in the playoffs but could clinch the NFC West division title with a win or tie OR a Cardinals loss or tie. The 49ers could clinch a playoff berth with a win or tie OR a Saints loss or tie. I’m picking the Rams to win this game.
Chargers (9-7) @ Raiders (9-7) (8:20pm NBC)
I’m picking the Chargers to win this game. I have really started to dislike the Raiders this season. The Raiders do have a chance to clinch a playoff berth with a win OR a tie + a Colts loss OR a Colts loss + a Steelers loss or tie. The Chargers will clinch a playoff berth with a win or a tie.
GO GMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks for the edit Eric!
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