The Shenoa Report
October 11, 2012
Regular Season Week 6
It was a great weekend for football; at least it was if you
are a Giants fan. I actually didn’t get to watch any of the games this weekend
but I was able to watch the highlights. You see have this friend who is amazingly
awesome and practically perfect in everyway, except for one thing… He doesn’t
like football!!!!!!! So when we spend time together football isn’t a part of it
and I picked him over football this weekend. GASP! I know. Don’t worry I was able to steal away and listen
to the Giants game on my phone (Said friend also doesn’t own a tv or have the
internet).
My picks were 9-5 this past week. Not too shabby if you ask
me.
Lets recap week 5.
Cardinals @ Rams 3-17
I could have sworn I picked the Rams to win this game but in
reading my report last week I had picked the Cardinals. Silly Shenoa.
Browns @ NY Giants 27-41
As I said before I spent the weekend with my friend in
Charleston. He works the night shift so I kind of got on his sleeping schedule.
I woke up Sunday afternoon a little after 3pm in a panic. I didn’t know where I
was, and then looking at the clock I realized I’d slept through half the Giants
game. (Thankfully before I fell asleep I remembered to put my #10 Manning
jersey on in preparation for the game) To make matters worse I couldn’t find my
phone. When I finally found it I had a bunch of text messages regarding the
game and then a wave of anxiousness flooded over me because I thought the
Giants were going to lose to the Browns. I pulled up ESPN Scorecenter and
hesitantly checked the scores. When I saw that the Giants had taken the lead I
then found the live stream of the game and laid on the floor and listened to
the rest of it. I was excited to hear that Cruz had three touchdowns and
Bradshaw had a record 200 yards rushing. I’m actually glad that I missed the
first half especially the first ten minutes of the game. Watching the
“highlights” was enough to make me queasy. Anyway, WOOOT WOOOT GMEN!
Dolphins @ Bengals 17-13
Well the Bengals could have won this game if Mr. Dalton
hadn’t thrown 2 picks. The last one came with less than two minutes left in the
game and gave the Dolphins the win.
Ravens @ Chiefs
9-6
This game may have been the most talked about game on sports
radio this week. Apparently the Chiefs fans cheered when Matt Cassel was taken
out of the game due to a head injury.
The Chiefs players are furious about the lack of class with their fans. Eric
Winston, Chiefs offensive tackle, was most vocal about it. Cassel was
intercepted twice and also lost two fumbles, so he wasn’t having a good day and
fans took notice. This does say a lot about the Ravens defense too, but Chiefs
fans obviously didn’t see it that way. Honestly, I thought this game would have
been a blowout. Instead there were no touchdowns only field goals that lead the
Ravens over the Chiefs.
Eagles @ Steelers 14-16
Vick has moved on from interceptions to fumbles and
inevitably it cost him the game. Keep up the good work Vick!
Packers @ Colts 27-30
Seriously did not see this win coming. They are calling Luck the comeback kid.
I feel this nickname should be reserved for Eli but then again I’m biased when
it comes to such things. I’ve got to hand it to the Colts though who were down
21-3 at the half and came back to win the game.
Falcons @ Redskins 24-17
The Falcons improve to 5-0 and knocked RG3 out of the
game. Redskins backup quarterback
Kirk Cousins looked promising until he threw two interceptions in the last two
minutes of the game giving the Falcons the win.
Seahawks @ Panthers 16-12
Poor Panthers, poor, poor, Panthers. Cam was supposed to
turn this team around but it’s not looking so bright for Carolina and their
fans.
Bears @ Jaguars 41-3
Pretty sure the Jags didn’t even show up to this game. Maybe
they thought it was an away game?
Broncos @ Patriots 21-31
The Brady Manning saga continues. But it wasn’t Peyton’s
fault they lost the game. He threw 3 touchdowns to Brady’s one. They could have
even won the game had McGahee held onto the ball at the end of the game,
instead he fumbled giving the Pats the win.
Bills @ 49ers 3-45
There’s not much to say about this game other than the 49ers
walloped the Bills. No surprise there.
Titans @ Vikings 7-30
I know I’ve said it before but I’ll say it again, the
Vikings are really looking legit this year. There’s a McNabb and Favre joke in
there somewhere.
Chargers @ Saints 24-31
The Saints finally got a win and Brees broke another record
by throwing a TD pass in 48 consecutive games. The record was formally held by
Johnny Unitas at 47. The Chargers
could have won this game but had too many costly turnovers.
Texans @ Jets 23-17
Well the Jets came closer than I expected but still lost to
the Texans. They could have even come back to win the game but Sanchez was
intercepted with under 2 minutes to go in the game. The crowd still chants TEBOW!
WEEK 6
Thursday October 11th
Steelers [2-2]
@ Titans [1-4] (8:20pm NFLN)
As much as I’d love to see the Titans win this game I don’t
think it’s going to happen. I’m going to have to pick the Steelers though it
pains me to do so and I hope I’m wrong.
Sunday October 14th
Chiefs [1-4] @ Buccaneers [1-3] (1pm CBS)
The Bucs are coming off their bye week and should be
refreshed and ready to go. The Chiefs are coming off a tough loss and are
desperate for a win. Who do I pick…. I’m going with the Bucs.
Colts [2-2] @
Jets [2-3] (1pm CBS)
My prediction is the Jets will win… if they put Tebow in for
the entire game. Otherwise the Colts will win.
Bengals [3-2] @
Browns [0-5] (1pm CBS)
I’d really like to see the Browns win this game but they
fall apart too easily so I’m going to have to pick the Bengals to win this
game.
Raiders [1-3] @ Falcons [5-0] (1pm CBS)
The Raiders are coming off their bye week but I don’t think
it’s going to be enough to beat the Falcons. I’m picking Atlanta to win this
game.
Lions [1-3]
@ Eagles [3-2] (1pm
FOX)
The Lions are also coming off their bye week and I hope
they’ve got it together enough to beat the Eagles. Don’t let me down Lions, I’m
picking you to win this game, mostly because I can’t stand to pick the Eagles
to win.
Rams [3-2] @
Dolphins [2-3] (1pm FOX)
This should be a good close game. I’m picking the Rams even
though I should pick the Dolphins because of home field advantage.
Cowboys [2-2] @
Ravens [4-1] (1pm FOX)
Dear Ravens, Your wins thus far have been far too close for
comfort so I ask you this week to win and win BIG. PS I’m picking the Ravens to
win this game.
Bills [2-3] @ Cardinals [4-1] (4:05pm CBS)
Until the Bills start to show up to the games I’m going to
have to pick the Cardinals. Though I do have to tell you that during the
preseason my uncle, mom, and I had picked the Bills to win this game.
Patriots [3-2] @ Seahawks [3-2] (4:05pm CBS)
I’d love to see the Seahawks win this game. I’m not going to
pick them to win because whenever I pick against the Pats they win. So I figure
if I pick the Pats to win this game they’ll lose.
Giants [3-2] @ 49ers [4-1] (4:25pm FOX)
This is the game I’ve been dreading since the preseason. I
know the Giants can win this game. In making my preseason picks with my uncle
and mom I picked the Giants to win, the others picked the Giants to lose this
game. Well I’m not changing my pick. I’m picking the GMEN to win!!!!!!!!! (You
may think I’m delusional and I’m ok with this)
Vikings [4-1] @
Redskins [2-3] (4:25pm FOX)
Man, I’ve got to take the Vikings to win.
Packers [2-3] @
Texans [5-0] (8:20pm NBC)
I think the Packers are going to win this one.
Monday October 15th
Broncos [2-3] @ Chargers [3-2] (8:30pm ESPN)
I’d like to see the Broncos win this one. Both teams are
coming off horrible losses. I’m taking the Broncos.
BYE WEEK: PANTHERS,
BEARS, JAGUARS, SAINTS
Thanks for the edit Mom!
GOOOOOOOOOOOOO GMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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