The Shenoa Report
December 1, 2011
Regular Season Week 13
I hope you had a wonderful Thanksgiving, I know I did!!! Can you believe it’s December already?!
There were lots of crazy things that happened this week. We had our first head coach firing of the season and our first team being sold. It just so happens both were the Jacksonville Jaguars.
Suh stomped his way to a two game suspension and Tebow had another miracle comback. The Colts are still winless and no one has contacted Brett Favre to come back, see there is a silver lining.
Green Bay @ Detroit 27-15
This was your typical Thanksgiving Detroit game, the Lions lost. Ndamukong Suh took his frustrations out on the field which is usually a good thing but not in his case as he stomped a Packer while “trying to get up” The first time he was fined I thought his apology was genuine, now I think the guy has more excuses than a teenage girl on prom night. The Packers continue to be unstoppable and took great advantage of Suh being ejected from the game.
Miami @ Dallas 19-20
I’m sure you could have heard me all the way from Dover DE in the last seconds of the game yelling MISS! MISS! MISS! It didn’t work as Dallas won when they kicked a field goal in the final seconds of the game. I hate Dallas.
San Francisco @ Baltimore 6-16
This was the battle of head coaches and brothers. The Harbaugh brothers Jim and John faced off Thanksgiving night. Even though Jim, the head coach of the 49ers, had a better record going into the game it wasn’t enough when he went up against his older, and more experienced brother John.
Carolina @ Indianapolis 27-19
I listened to this game on my way back home to NC and I’m not gonna lie, there was a lot of yelling in the Jimmy. I really have no words to describe how I feel about this loss. Frustrated doesn’t even come close. On the other hand, the Colts made the Panthers look pretty good… Yay for the Panthers…
Minnesota @ Atlanta 14-24
I thought that Atlanta would win this game anyway, but without Adrian Peterson, Minnesota really didn’t even have a chance.
Cleveland @ Cincinnati 20-23
This was actually a pretty tight game, one in which I thought that Cleveland might actually win, but they didn’t.
Tampa Bay @ Tennessee 17-23
Chris Johnson actually looked like Chris Johnson this week and helped the Titans take the win at home.
Arizona @ St. Louis 23-20
This was another close game that did not have a very surprising ending.
Buffalo @ New York Jets 24-28
If Stevie Johnson had focused more on catching the balls thrown to him, rather than the stupid “celebrations” in the end zone, the Bills may have won the game. There’s a time and a place Stevie. Grow up.
Houston @ Jacksonville 20-13
Houston is a little short on QB’s losing both Matts, but with Arian Foster and some great receivers the Texans got it done. This Jacksonville loss also took head coach Jack Del Rio’s job.
Chicago @ Oakland 20-25
I was right the Bears couldn’t get it done without Cutler.
Washington @ Seattle 23-17
Seattle gave up in the fourth quarter while Washington thrived and came out with the win. Yes, I was kind of surprised too.
New England @ Philadelphia 38-20
Eagle fans are some of the meanest fans in the NFL. You could hear them chant “Fire Andy” in the second half of the game. I would have l been yelling at the opponent (especially when it’s the Patriots) Eagle fans = not so classy. Oh and thanks New England for stomping the birds like I asked. Hold onto that sentence because I’ll probably never say anything nice about your team again.
Denver @ San Diego 16-13 OT
I’m so glad that I was able to watch the end of this game. Timmy is now 5-1 and almost making this team legit. I love watching Tebow. The Charger’s kicker, Novak, missed the game winning field goal and sent the game into overtime. I almost thought that this game would end in a tie but the Broncos pulled it out.
Pittsburgh @ Kansas City 13-9
Palko was the MVP for the Steelers, it’s just too bad he plays for the Chiefs. He had devastating turnovers for KC and the Chiefs continue to plummet.
New York Giants @ New Orleans 24-49
I’d rather not remember, nor recap this game….
12 out of 16 correct picks for week 12
WEEK 13
Philadelphia (4-7) @ Seattle (4-7) [Thursday 8:20pm NFL]
Vick should be back for this game. I’m picking the Eagles for the win but I hope I’m wrong and Seattle stomps them!
Tennessee (6-5) @ Buffalo (5-6) [Sunday 1pm CBS]
I’m taking Buffalo for the win but only if Stevie Johnson isn’t a jackass.
Kansas City (4-7) @ Chicago (7-4) [Sunday 1pm CBS]
It’s the battle of the not so good starting QB’s I’m going with Chicago.
Atlanta (7-4) @ Houston (8-3) [Sunday 1pm FOX]
Houston is playing their 3rd string QB (and they’ve picked up Jack Delhomme) so I’m going to have to pick Atlanta for the win.
Oakland (7-4) @ Miami (3-8) [Sunday 1pm CBS]
This may be my crazy pick of the week. I’m going with Miami for the win.
Denver (6-5) @ Minnesota (2-9) [Sunday 1pm FOX]
I’m going with Denver and Tebow.
Indianapolis (0-11) @ New England (8-3) [Sunday 1pm CBS]
Belichick says he’s taking the Colts seriously. Really? REALLY?! Come on man! Bill, no one is taking the Colts seriously. Lets just be classy about it when you beat them. Wait, you don’t know how to be classy. I don’t know what’s worse, 0-11 facing the Pats or starting Dan Orlovsky at QB. You may say that name sounds familiar. And if you’re a Detroit fan you cringe at that name. He’s kinda like the Jake Delhomme of the Lions except Jake has won a couple of games. Orlovsky was the QB for the Lions when they went 0-16! YES LETS START HIM AGAINST THE PATRIOTS. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH…
Whatever, the Pats will win this game. GO COLTS.
Cincinnati (7-4) @ Pittsburgh (8-3) [Sunday 1pm CBS]
I’d like to see the Ginger and the Bengals win but I’ll have to pick the Steelers at home. … Just being practical.
Carolina (3-8) @ Tampa Bay (4-7) [Sunday 1pm FOX]
I’m going to pick Carolina.
New York Jets (6-5) @ Washington (4-7) [Sunday 1pm CBS]
Hell, I hope the Jets can get this win.
Baltimore (8-3) @ Cleveland (4-7) [Sunday 4:05pm CBS]
I’m taking Baltimore. Poor Browns.
Dallas (7-4) @ Arizona (4-7) [Sunday 4:15pm FOX]
Man oh man do I want Arizona to win. If Kolb plays for Arizona I’ll pick them for the win but if Skelton starts I’ll have to take Dallas for the win. I hate Dallas
Green Bay (11-0) @ New York Giants (6-5) [Sunday 4:15pm FOX]
Sigh. I have yet to pick against the Giants, and I’m not going to stop this week. If Green Bay is going to lose this year THIS will be the game that upsets their perfect season. Yes, I’m picking the GMEN for the win. Yes, I’m delusional, I know.
St. Louis (2-9) @ San Francisco (9-2) [Sunday 4:15pm FOX]
Taking the 49ers.
Detroit (7-4) @ New Orleans (8-3) [Sunday 8:20pm NBC]
With Suh out I’m taking New Orleans.
San Diego (4-7) @ Jacksonville (3-8) [MNF 8:30pm ESPN]
Who cares? I mean, I’m taking Jacksonville under new management.
GO COLTS AND GMEN!
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